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svsss omegaverse au where only those with profound cultivation ability develop into alphas or omegas. this means both powerful spiritual cultivators and powerful demon lines

under luo binghe’s rule, any alpha or omega in the general populace is brought to bingge’s palace. omega women are added to the harem without question, tho there are a notable few alpha women there as well (shl and lmy).

sy transmigrates into a wandering omega cultivator exploring the world (the world building was the best part of that dumbfuck novel and now he gets to experience it firsthand!!!). his exploration quickly takes him from the few safe remaining human cities and into the wider world.

he’s chased for days by different demon groups until one finally catches him, because junshang’s been hell-bent on finding some particular male omega for the past few months. he’s put out a bounty and everything; whoever brings the right omega gets riches and their choice of one treasure from junshang’s vault.

everyone thinks he’s gonna kill this dude. they assume the omega wronged junshang somehow and he wants revenge. sy is scared absolutely shitless. these guys tie him up in immortal binding cables and beat him up a little bit. by the time they make it to the underground palace, sy looks fuckin rough

and surprisingly, lord luo is not pleased by this. so displeased, in fact, that he cuts the demons down right there in the middle of his reception hall? sy is 100% sure he’s gonna be next and he nearly passes out when bingge approaches. (part of him is screaming because!!!! luo binghe!!! in the flesh!!!!! with an air of power and deadly beauty and strength!!!! the protagonist!!!)

lbg studies sy’s face for a minute, then has servants take him away. he’s bathed (THOROUGHLY!! maybe TOO thoroughly!!! he can wash his own ass!! thank you!!) and styled, and with the cables removed he can finally heal his injuries from being captured.

the next time they meet, lbg seems weirdly angry. his hands are shaking and his face is red, and every time he makes eye contact with sy, he growls and looks sharply away. he’s definitely barely holding back from killing sy!! maybe it’s because sy left the human cities? maybe it’s because he was poking around somewhere off-limits?? sy has no idea what he did.

lbg leads him down down to the water prison, and again sy almost passes out. my mans definitely pukes into the water just from the smell alone. it’s…a gory scene. but what’s most unsettling about it isn’t the emptiness in sqq’s eyes or the desperate grunting that only becomes louder the closer lbg brings sy.

what’s most unsettling is how similar they look. they could be brothers, their family resemblance is powerful. same face shape, same nose, same cheekbones.

and sy gets it then. bingge is done playing with sqq; there’s nothing really left to do to him (though he’s still got his dick…sy was one of the loudest proponents of cutting it off for what he did to ning yingying!) so lbg must be looking for a replacement.

lbg studies them both for a long time, as if cataloguing all the similarities between their faces. the whole time, sy is shaking, trying not to fall over. eventually, lbg must be satisfied, because he looks sy up and down slowly before muttering. ‘you’ll do for now. we can see how you measure up.’

POORLY!!! shen yuan is determined to measure up extremely poorly to that old shizun of lbg’s!! to save his own skin, he’ll be nothing like that asshole!!

thus begins shen yuan’s plan to treat the emperor with such doting, kind respect that he’ll see nothing of sqq in him beyond his unfortunate face!! surely lord luo won’t want to kill someone so kind to him!!

(every measure of shen yuan’s kindness is overwhelming to lbg. after so long he’s found what that other him flaunted in his face. a close relative of his shizun’s, no doubt, (maybe a twin separated at birth?) who became that other binghe’s shizun in that timeline. he’s kind and gentle and so concerned with binghe’s wellbeing in a way…no one has since his mother, so so long ago. that one morning with the other shizun was so sweet, but this—having this omega here in his palace, fussing at him to eat more and dress more warmly when he goes to the north, smiling unrestrained, smelling so impossibly sweet—this is so much better than he could have imagined. luo bingge will convince this shen yuan to be his omega. not as a concubine, but as a proper wife. first wife, maybe. empress, even. whatever it takes to get him to say yes. whatever it takes to keep him.)

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bingge travelling the multiverse looking for other "good shizuns" and finding out if his other selves marry a man, it's not always shen qingqiu. sometimes it's ming fan, or gongyi xiao, or some other man who he's considered an obstacle to be cut down.

he realizes this person is someone new entirely, taking over his rivals in each world. and realizes if he has his own version, it won't be someone he considers an ally

enemy king from another nation invading: surrender or fight!

binghe: hmmmm is it you i wonder....

shen yuan, one of the invading king's canon fodder soldiers: airplane why the FUCK is your stallion protagonist trying to marry this b-tier villain instead of killing him.

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SQH: "if you could have just one wish, what would you wish for?"

Bingge: "Bring shizun back so I can kill him again."

SQH: "Yikes... Bingmei?"

Bingmei, swooning: "I'd wish for shizun to kidnap me and keep me chained up in his basement as a sex slave for a few centuries until anyone who ever knew me has died so that I may exist solely in shizun's mind and no one else's"

SQH/LBG:

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sexy qipao shizun please release me i need to finish my fic chapterrr

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As much as I want to be a short Bingmei truther, honestly it would be better textually if Bingmei was bigger and taller than Bingge (who had to be tall and big to fit the male power fantasy). Like Bingmei got fed and trained and cared for during puberty. The love he received made him better prepared for the abyss. Like imagine he comes out of it and Shen Yuan thinks “oh wow he grew! He’s bigger than I imagined reading PIDW!” And then we see Bingge. And he’s smaller. Wirey-er. All the baby fat is gone on his face. Despite his muscles, his stomach is still concave. The absence is tangible in him.

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Edited this photo because it made me laugh LMFAO

Credit to @fake-married-my-dead-fiance for tagging this under the OG!

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Bingge has been running himself ragged for MONTHS looking for HIS 'nice Shizun'.

What he doesn't know is that Shen Yuan transmigrated into wife #216 (the one from the sexy slime chapter...) the same night he came back and have been living his best life in the palace's library every day. He's been 'giving' his night with Bingge to the harem member who managed to sneak him in a 'Flower of Transing your Gender'.

It's kind of uncomfortable to wear a woman's clothes when he's just a totally normal straight guy, but he's FINE!! He's low enough on the totem pole that he is ignored for most of the harem drama and since he's a DUDE now he isn't pulled into any wife plots! Now he gets to study all the monsters he could ever want! Plus, just occasionally glimpsing the 'best wives' like Liu Mingyan, Sha Hauling, and Ningying is pretty cool, too!

Things are going GREAT until he passes by an upper courtyard one morning and finds a Beauty Devouring Harpy-Lizard has three wives cornered and is about to eat them! Oh no! Well, this is probably a wife plot, so Bingge will come any moment now to save them....

any moment now....

any moment....

...

WHERE is he???

Shen Yuan uses his new Beast Knowledge and his stolen body's mild cultivation to tame the lizard. Turns out it's just a juvenile and they can wean it off eating pretty women if they feed it enough regular meat! Now Shen Yuan has three women in his corner, too! They can help keep him off Bingge's radar while he stays in the palace!

Except... well... it keeps happening.

Beasts attack when Shen Yuan is nearby. Bingge doesn't show up. And then Shen Yuan has to deal with it! He's forming his own harem inside of the harem and he doesn't WANT that!!! Bingge will kill him!!!

It all comes to a head when one of the IMPORTANT wives, Ningying, is cornered by a Ravenous Rainbow Gem Tiger! Even using all of his cunning and smarts, Shen Yuan isn't sure he's going to make it! He manages to get Ningying out of there, but he's on the back ropes...

Then Bingge shows up just in time to save the day.

Oh and he looks BAD. Hair unkept, bags under his eyes, like he hadn't been eating; even with Airplane's shitty Cultivation rules the protagonist shouldn't look like this! Shen Yuan INSTANTLY starts fretting over him. Bingge doesn't seem that impressed, probably used to it by now and thinking that this is just gunna lead to The Usual Business. But he gets this little nagging feeling when Shen Yuan invites himself back to his chambers. Shen Yuan bullies him into bathing, brushes out his hair, makes him eat something, and gets him tucked all nicely into bed. And without a hint of papapa in sight!

In fact, Shen Yuan just... pats Bingge on the head and makes him promise he'll sleep and then leaves.

Bingge staring at the ceiling of his bed, taken care of, no sex expected... squints and has his 'wait a fucking minute' moment.

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Shut ofd my brain im so tired of thinking about naruto characters. There is not wniugh hours in a day for me to procrastinate.

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When your didi is an adult but still a bebi and wants to be held

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We always talk about Shen Qingqiu baby trapping Yue Qingyuan, but what if he loses the baby? What then?

What would Shen Qingqiu be most upset about, failing to baby trap Yue Qingyuan or losing the baby?

Would he actually get attached the the thing at some point or was it always just a way to get Yue Qingyuan to not leave him?

If his first babytrap failed he would try impregnating YQY next time ofc.

Okay tho in all seriousness, I think SJ would kind of spiral, exacerbated by the big hormonal shift of miscarrying. The main reactions I can imagine are:

SJ tells YQY what happened, spitefully expecting to be abandoned once more now that he can no longer hold the pregnancy over YQY's head, using it as a way to get YQY to show his “true” colors.

SJ tries to get pregnant again and smooth over the timeline inconsistencies (gaslighting king ✨) and becomes more and more stressed about the possibility of someone finding out until he qi deviates about it (and then MQF would probably find out lol).

SJ finds a way to blame YQY for the miscarriage and uses that guilt as a way to tie YQY closer to him or to make YQY follow through with marriage anyways (also easy to emotionally blackmail YQY into getting him pregnant again),

As for how he’d feel about losing a pregnancy beyond the disruption of his plans, this is just Fish’s Opinion, but I think it’s nigh on impossible for SJ to get emotionally attached to a fetus. Until it’s born it’s an abstraction, a sight-unseen he’s using as a tool that’s in turn feasting off his body like a parasite. At best he can get attached to what it represents for he and YQY’s relationship.  I think the absolute earliest that SJ could develop positive emotions towards it itself is right after birth. Once he’s actually holding this fragile little thing that reminds him of YQY, that’s a piece of them both, that rightfully belongs to him and is obligated to love him forever, can't cast him away, that needs him and will die without him? Yeah he has plenty of opportunity to be abnormal about his baby then. 

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shen jiu wearing make up to make his masculine features look more feminine because he hates men and doesn't want to be grouped with them

anyways its all fun and games until he bumps into one of the peak lord and this happens

GOD HE WOULD BE MORTIFIED!

He bumps into Liu Qingge, leaving the biggest, reddest lipstick stain on his white robes. Slow pan to Yue Qingyuan, radiating killing intent)

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Get your priorities straight, Qi-ge

(From my notes of Chapter One of ABWFF)

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Shen jiu planning to babytrap Yue Qingyuan but the other peak lords find out before he enacts his plan

How do do they react, who wants to stop him and who supports his baby trapping if any

OOO BABY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

Wei Qingwei: doesn’t react badly, mostly he’s just concerned. He knows yqy, he knows how he’ll do everything SJ asks even if it makes him miserable. He doesn’t want his friend to live with an obligation he doesn’t want. Even then, he tries to persuade SJ not to, rather than do anything desperate.

Shang Qinghua: those are his boys, and he KNOWS them. He is actively foiling the other peak lords attempts to stop the baby trapping. He NEEDS this to happen so they finally stop dancing around each other.

Qi Qingqi: reacting so badly. Even if she can’t stop the baby trapping she’s going to punch whoever gets pregnant in the stomach hard enough to make is miscarry. She’s putting sterilizing herbs in sj’s food.

Liu Qingge: challenging SJ to an honor duel. He won’t rest. He needs to defend his dad’s sect leader’s honor.

Mu Qingfang: unfortunately aware of yqy’s specific cocktail of mental illnesses. He just gives yqy some childcare manuals and ‘what to expect during pregnancy’ manuals (he would give them to SJ too, but his he knows they would be thrown out and burned).

Bonus Shen Yuan: helping qqq plant the sterilizing plants in sj’s food. He does not think that man should reproduce.

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I can imagine a PIDW fan who doesn't want to pay for early access hacking into Airplanes computer for the chapters and instead finds out the original outline and posts that.

Uproar. User Cang Qiong Mountain Sects stair cleaner would be so upset

Top 10 MOST SHOCKING secrets from Proud Immortal Demon Way’s original outline YOU WONT BELIEVE 😱🤯🤬🔥

10) Shen Qingqiu and Yue Qingyuan were tragic gay lovers?!

9) Binghe’s story was made to be a tragedy?!

8) Liu Qingge was supposed to survive?!

7) Liu Qingge was supposed to be transgender?!

6) Liu Mingyan was supposed to be a lesbian?!

5) Xin Mo was supposed to destroy Binghe?!?

4) Old Palace Master was supposed to be a pedophile that preyed on his disciples?!??

3) Binghe was supposed to symbolically become his father?!!?!

2) The sex scene were supposed to be uncomfortable??!!!!?!?

1) Lou Binghe was supposed to be gay?!?!?!?!?!

🥒Peerless_Cucumber🥒 is typing…

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Once again experiencing QiJiu emotions only intended for shrimp