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im not your little dad anymore, girl

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the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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bobby vs. window

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My mother told me to make signs telling our New Year’s Eve party guests not to go down the hallway, so naturally this is what I did.

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my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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the youngest  person in the world just got born

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it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

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WHERE THE HELL HIS PARENTS AT

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i put the funk in dysfunctional 

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$250 for a meet and greet? You better get to suck their dick or something

my mom (via christmasbarakat)

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no mom it’s art *continues to glue cheetos onto the dog*

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listen, son. your dumb night light just makes it easier for the monsters to find you

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Do not touch your body with bad intentions. Rub your belly when it is full. Stroke your soft skin. Hug yourself, even if it’s silly, because it feels nice. Pleasure yourself. Do not touch your body with bad intentions. Do not pinch at the fat on your stomach. Do not scratch at your skin. Do not hate the shell you’re encased in.

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i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then