alsprobablydislikesyou

[alsprobablydislikesyou]

uh chat what the skibidi

my hyperfixations are so immature now i fear, i only use tumblr for quotes and deity stuff, if yall want me to post again I might do an account makeover

[alsprobablydislikesyou]

guys I’m changing my obsession…

LOOK AT THIS MAN AND TELL ME HES NOT ATTRACTIVE

I bet his dick is big too

this is lorenzo zurzolo btw and he’s fancasted as Theo not in Harry potter

yeah my new obsession is harry potter so that’s that💋

ALSO IM A BIG SHIFTER SO FEEL FREE TO ASK/TALK ABT THATTT

love you all🎀

bye pretties!!!

-alix⁉️❤️

[alsprobablydislikesyou]

𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐗𝐒 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎💋

hi pretties!! im alix, als for short, im dutch and canadian, and cunty af🍒

im here to talk about mainly Tokio Hotel, expect sexual content❤️ im a bill girl right now BUT things change💄 that reminds me! listen to my bands single called “changed” on SoundCloud!

(im the singer xx)

if you have questions or recommendations, lmk!💋💋

𝐡𝐮𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬- 𝐚𝐥𝐬💋

listen to “changed” !!

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[alsprobablydislikesyou]

fr bro

opinion on Heidi Klum ?

haha lol, i've been expecting this type of question sooner or later

im gonna be brutally honest here. i personally do not like heidi. i don't wanna sound like some retarted bitch, but she's clearly got some issues. this has nothing to do with tom being married to her, please omg.

but, she behaves a little but inappropriate for a married woman. i may not be in a position to rebuke heidi and her body or or what she does with it or whatever...but i think this is basic knowledge in general.

if you follow heidi's instagram, she posts a bunch of photo's of herself with rlly revealing clothes, and sometimes she's practically bare on the beach floor, and she uses her palm to cover her breast. like, what? i think it's only right if she keeps her unclothed body only for her HUSBAND to see, especially since she's a fucking married woman.

"but it's her body it's her choice!" obviously, but as a fully grown old woman with a husband and 4 kids, i think she should keep all that nude stuff to herself 😭 i don't know if tom gave her some sort of authority, but recently she posted 2 videos of her covering her bare chest with her hand on the beach, and an hour later she took it down. i bet he said something abt it cause there is no way he's okay with that! you're married for fucks sake omgg.

idrc what she wants to do with her life, and i don't wanna reprimand the shit she does, but since u asked...

also someone even said she was one of the most problematic women in germany lmao TT

[alsprobablydislikesyou]

MY MANNNN

he probably wears the thongs that people throw at him