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i'm an oppa homeless style fake truther which means that i believe that the post did not actually exist on tumblr but that the events of oppa homeless style nevertheless still happened

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Nine cannot stop slaying in the background

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evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

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well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

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I miss being 9 years old and watching alien sighting videos on YouTube and getting so scared I felt sick

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yoooo theyre playing my fucking leitmotif in here this party rules (hearing it change to minor key) Oh Shit. Oh Fuck

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It's definitely good for the cardiologist to tell me my heart is normal. That is of course , a win. But needing a 20 mins - 1 hr period of . Recovery and being Strange And Dizzy post exercising is like. A bummer. To say the least.

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I didnt stir my chia seed pudding properly while making it and brother . this has resulted in some Textures

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☁️ Spirits Of The Mist ☁️

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I've been waiting to hear this my entire life

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sensitive white boy hears the slow rain and thunder intro to his lofi hiphop track and remembers the girl he used to smoke weed wjth

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Notice how it’s cold outside

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Hana-Rawhiti Kareariki Maipi-Clarke, the youngest MP in Aotearoa, starts a haka to protest the first vote on a bill reinterpreting the 1840 Treaty of Waitangi

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the police budhget should be one dirty old penny that smells & is cursed

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not Elden ring but this game broke me I had to draw her

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I just wanted to draw a picture of Ezra but then I started to watch Star Wars Rebels again. Then I realized that Kanan Jarrus and Sly Cooper share a voice actor(Finnish)

So ofc I had to draw Kanan as Sly cooper and Ezra not being sure what to think of it. Because I wasn’t sure what to think of it :”)

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Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable