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Louise Glück / Susan Sontag / Leslie Feinberg / Brenna Womer / Jeanette Winterson / Crimson Peak, co-written and directed by Guillermo del Toro (2015) / Marie Howe
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Random mansion generator
The Procgen Mansion Generator produces large three-dee dwellings to toy with your imagination, offering various architectural styles and other options. Each mansion even comes with floorplans:
https://boingboing.net/2019/07/12/random-mansion-generator.html
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Resources For Writing Sketchy Topics
Medicine
A Study In Physical Injury
Comas
Medical Facts And Tips For Your Writing Needs
Broken Bones
Burns
Unconsciousness & Head Trauma
Blood Loss
Stab Wounds
Pain & Shock
All About Mechanical Injuries (Injuries Caused By Violence)
Writing Specific Characters
Portraying a kleptomaniac.
Playing a character with cancer.
How to portray a power driven character.
Playing the manipulative character.
Portraying a character with borderline personality disorder.
Playing a character with Orthorexia Nervosa.
Writing a character who lost someone important.
Playing the bullies.
Portraying the drug dealer.
Playing a rebellious character.
How to portray a sociopath.
How to write characters with PTSD.
Playing characters with memory loss.
Playing a pyromaniac.
How to write a mute character.
How to write a character with an OCD.
How to play a stoner.
Playing a character with an eating disorder.
Portraying a character who is anti-social.
Portraying a character who is depressed.
How to portray someone with dyslexia.
How to portray a character with bipolar disorder.
Portraying a character with severe depression.
How to play a serial killer.
Writing insane characters.
Playing a character under the influence of marijuana.
Tips on writing a drug addict.
How to write a character with HPD.
Writing a character with Nymphomania.
Writing a character with schizophrenia.
Writing a character with Dissociative Identity Disorder.
Writing a character with depression.
Writing a character who suffers from night terrors.
Writing a character with paranoid personality disorder.
How to play a victim of rape.
How to play a mentally ill/insane character.
Writing a character who self-harms.
Writing a character who is high on amphetamines.
How to play the stalker.
How to portray a character high on cocaine.
Playing a character with ADHD.
How to play a sexual assault victim.
Writing a compulsive gambler.
Playing a character who is faking a disorder.
Playing a prisoner.
Portraying an emotionally detached character.
How to play a character with social anxiety.
Portraying a character who is high.
Portraying characters who have secrets.
Portraying a recovering alcoholic.
Portraying a sex addict.
How to play someone creepy.
Portraying sexually/emotionally abused characters.
Playing a character under the influence of drugs.
Playing a character who struggles with Bulimia.
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Corporate Crime
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AK-47 prices on the black market
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Exotic Animals
Fake Diplomas
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Human Smuggling Fees
Human Traffickers Prices
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Prostitution Prices
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Countries In Order Of Largest To Smallest Risk
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Random mansion generator
The Procgen Mansion Generator produces large three-dee dwellings to toy with your imagination, offering various architectural styles and other options. Each mansion even comes with floorplans:
https://boingboing.net/2019/07/12/random-mansion-generator.html
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Do you have any more prompts of a caretaker hypnotizing the whumpee to help them take better care of themselves or soothing them while in pain? (Emotional or physical up to you!)
You betcha!
- Using the hypnosis to soothe migraines or tension headaches
- Using it to dull their pain and fear after the whumper tortures them
- Using it to help them put up mental barriers against the whumper’s psychological tortures
- Hypnotizing them to calm and get them under control (i.e. a whumpee with powers that are going out of whack)
- “[Whumper] can’t hurt you here. Trance is your safe place. Right now you feel calm, safe and secure.”
- “Wow, you really are stressed about [social/work obligation], huh? What if I told you I could calm your nerves?”
- Convincing them to leave their huge work pile for the night and actually get to bed on time for once this week
- “The nightmare is far, far away. You’ve practically forgotten it already. You’re going to sink into a deeper, more restful sleep now.”
- (For a withdrawn, closed-off whumpee) Using suggestion to get them to open up more honestly about their needs and wants
- Creating hypnosis/ASMR type videos for Whumpee to listen to whenever they’re not with them to do it in person
- “I’ve taken care of everything, you have nowhere else to be. Now all you need to do is sit back, let yourself drift and relax.”
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how does being punched in the face feel like
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29 Day Whump Challenge
I’ve put together a list of whump prompts for every day of February! It’s for myself, but anyone who sees this list and wants to use the prompts can absolutely do so! And please tag me if you do, I’d love to see! :D
Day 1: Vomiting || Dehydration
Day 2: Broken Bone || Tied or Chained Up
Day 3: Loved One Killed || Drugged
Day 4: Beaten || Force-Fed or Hand-Fed
Day 5: Animal Attack || Drowning
Day 6: Tortured || Teeth Knocked Out
Day 7: Influenza || Forced to Serve or Perform
Day 8: Overdose || Strangulation
Day 9: Car Wreck || Starvation
Day 10: Hypnotized by Whumper || Dislocation
Day 11: Forced to Watch || High Fever
Day 12: Humiliation || Migraine
Day 13: Experimented on by Whumper || Burned
Day 14: Concussion || Dehumanization
Day 15: Branded || Forcibly Shaved
Day 16: Filmed Whump || Sleep Deprivation
Day 17: Sold at Auction || Poisoned
Day 18: Forced Nudity || Dressed by Whumper
Day 19: Amputation || Heat Stroke
Day 20: Phobia Exploited || Public Whump
Day 21: Hallucination || Whipped
Day 22: Deafened || Punishment
Day 23: Forced to Hurt Another || Stabbed
Day 24: Begging || Stockholm Syndrome
Day 25: Whumper in Love || Blinded
Day 26: Scars || Wetting in Fear
Day 27: Muzzled or Gagged || Loss of Hope
Day 28: Self-Harm || Collared
Day 29: Comforted by Whumper || Paralyzed
Note to myself (and anyone who might also use these prompts): You can do it! Have fun!
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as yet unexplored subgenres
zombie Amish romance
normal fiction (explores alternate reality that is much more banal and ordinary than this one)
elfpunk (-punk subgenre where every piece of technology is run by many incredibly tiny elves inside)
chaotic history (all of the alternate histories at once; very little attempt to coordinate them)
badass fiction (refers to speculative fiction works with worldbuilding, plot and characterization all ultimately governed by what is most badass; subcategories include badass fantasy and badass sci-fi, though the latter is a disputed category due to the fact that space wizards who ride space dragons and other fantastical elements commonly creep in because they’re badass)
bad sci-fi, or badsci (science fiction based on terrible attitudes toward science, such as six-day-literalist creationism or flat earth)
contemporary history (historical novels inexplicably set in the present day, with either historical events and figures recast as occurring in contemporary times or past historical periods portrayed as being culturally and technologically similar to the present)
dreampunk (instead of a first chapter wherein the protagonist awakens from a dream, the entire story is just dreams)
tree romance
existential literature (an avant-garde and media-transcending subcategory wherein reviewers and booksellers blurb and discuss a book that does not actually exist, creating a unique and thought-provoking experience for the reader, especially one who commonly pre-orders new books)
self-help fantasy (self-help book dedicated to solving problems no one has)
self-help romance (you buy the book to solve your problems but instead you fall in love with the author)
recipe thriller (a recipe book whose recipes are masterfully plotted and full of chilling suspense)
contemporary epic poetry romance (contemporary romance written in the exact style and tone of Ancient Greek epics)
dinosaurpunk
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Myths, Creatures, and Folklore
Want to create a religion for your fictional world? Here are some references and resources!
General:
General Folklore
Various Folktales
Heroes
Weather Folklore
Trees in Mythology
Animals in Mythology
Birds in Mythology
Flowers in Mythology
Fruit in Mythology
Plants in Mythology
Folktales from Around the World
Africa:
Egyptian Mythology
African Mythology
More African Mythology
Egyptian Gods and Goddesses
The Gods of Africa
Even More African Mythology
West African Mythology
All About African Mythology
African Mythical Creatures
Gods and Goddesses
The Americas:
Aztec Mythology
Haitian Mythology
Inca Mythology
Maya Mythology
Native American Mythology
More Inca Mythology
More Native American Mythology
South American Mythical Creatures
North American Mythical Creatures
Aztec Gods and Goddesses
Asia:
Chinese Mythology
Hindu Mythology
Japanese Mythology
Korean Mythology
More Japanese Mythology
Chinese and Japanese Mythical Creatures
Indian Mythical Creatures
Chinese Gods and Goddesses
Hindu Gods and Goddesses
Korean Gods and Goddesses
Europe:
Basque Mythology
Celtic Mythology
Etruscan Mythology
Greek Mythology
Latvian Mythology
Norse Mythology
Roman Mythology
Arthurian Legends
Bestiary
Celtic Gods and Goddesses
Gods and Goddesses of the Celtic Lands
Finnish Mythology
Celtic Mythical Creatures
Gods and Goddesses
Middle East:
Islamic Mythology
Judaic Mythology
Mesopotamian Mythology
Persian Mythology
Middle Eastern Mythical Creatures
Oceania:
Aboriginal Mythology
Polynesian Mythology
More Polynesian Mythology
Mythology of the Polynesian Islands
Melanesian Mythology
Massive Polynesian Mythology Post
Maori Mythical Creatures
Hawaiian Gods and Goddesses
Hawaiian Goddesses
Gods and Goddesses
Creating a Fantasy Religion:
Creating Part 1
Creating Part 2
Creating Part 3
Creating Part 4
Fantasy Religion Design Guide
Using Religion in Fantasy
Religion in Fantasy
Creating Fantasy Worlds
Beliefs in Fantasy
Some superstitions:
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Charred Lily
Chapter 1: First Morning
“Happy birthday, Ghirahim,” she said. Happy birthday, a phrase said to a being on the day of the year they came to life to recognize or celebrate that being. Ghirahim, a name, his name.”
Notes: Oh shit y’all it’s here!! For a long while now, I’ve been thinking hard about Ghirahim’s backstory, and what he went through leading up to the events of skyward sword. So! I finally got a chance to begin writing it! I wanna thank my friends @savvyzelda and @curious-corvids for the inspiration and motivation!! Let me say I’m really proud of this, and I really wanna continue it if I get the time.
The first time his eyes opened, they were graced with a blurred mound of vibrant greens and the sky’s blue. Spring’s colors were softly blended together, framed around a white figure like a halo. It glowed faintly with a gold shine. Something in his consciousness told him this figure was alive, this figure was powerful.
The world turned dark again as his eyes closed, open again, and the colors rearranged themselves. Green became blotches of leaves on the trees that stretched over him, granting him shade from sunlight. The blue grew wispy clouds. The being had a face. The being’s eyes were blue, they crinkled up as a soft smile found a home on her lips.
“Good morning…” she said as he realized he could focus his sight on other things in his view. Good morning, a phrase spoken from one being to another as a greeting, said before the sun begins traveling across the third quadrant in the sky.
“Happy birthday, Ghirahim,” she said. Happy birthday, a phrase said to a being on the day of the year they came to life to recognize or celebrate that being. Ghirahim, a name, his name.
Ghirahim blinked, he saw a bird fly overhead. He opened his mouth to speak and could taste the air of the earth on his tongue with his first breath. “Good morning, Your Grace,” he said, because his mind told him the title was appropriate.
�� Her smile, which he hadn’t noted had faded, returned, bringing along a warm and quiet chuckle at his response. Ghirahim became aware of other things. He himself was not just a formless, mental entity. He had a face, which had grass blades tickle his cheeks in time with the breeze. He had a torso. His back was cooled against the morning dew and soft patches of dirt under him. He could smell flowers and his ears twitched to birdsong.
Finally, he’d realized movement was possible, and took to lethargically sitting himself up. Then, he looked down. The body below him, his body, conjured his first opinion. He was beautiful. His entire being was a sculpted obsidian black, decorated with intricate designs, diamonds. Facened into his chest was another diamond shape, a clean cut silver colored gem. It glistened in the light, and radiated warmth. He could feel it pulse inside of his core. He took his time touching the tips of his fingers together, twisting his wrists, curling his toes, bending his arms and legs, all only slightly, and slowly. Just to get a taste of solving his first puzzle, living.
When he looked to the land in front of him, he was given a new scenery of tree trunks and shaded over forest flowers. He sad idly, his eyes narrowing and widening as he became aware of every new item in the forest, trying to memorize every bit around him. His neck swiveled and his view panned to drink in the world. His mind fed him definitions and explanations to every object he focused on.
Ghirahim’s attention was ripped from the woods when another voice rang in his ears, it wasn’t the golden woman.
“Did you make him quiet?” she asked. His head turned towards the source of the voice. This woman was different, she had a petite form, compared to both himself and the other woman. Her blue hair was short and airy, grown barely past the tip of her chin. Wide, curious, blue eyes, blue eyelashes. Blue was a very prominent feature on her, but the color stuck out because of her pale skin, void of any cut or scrape. She was dressed in royal purple and navy hues, her most prominent piece of fashion was a ruffling cloak that draped itself over her arms, exposing her shoulders.
“I didn’t intentionally,” the woman answered, “But perhaps that is just how he is.”
Ghirahim took a moment to examine the golden woman as well. She was a great, large, being. A powerful aura radiated from her. It exuded a warm, bright feeling that was like the sun that shone down on them. A part of him found that light appalling, wanted to shy away from it. However, he did not move, for a greater piece of him felt an air of safety in her. The dress she wore was a simple white, it was long and flowy, and draped itself far across the grass below her. Surely, she was too ethereal to be any mere creature, Ghirahim concluded she was a goddess. He gazed upon her face again, and realized how long her hair really was. Her golden locks were fine strands that fell over her like a curtain, the ends reaching out even farther than the skirt of her dress.
“Are you going to talk to us, Ghirahim?” the goddess asked him when he turned back to the forest.
He paused to contemplate a proper answer. “Right now, I cannot.” Ghirahim replied. The unpredictable, random sprouting and growth of nature was much more interesting to him compared to the symmetry of the two women’s bodies. “I am busy.” He thought that was a satisfactory explanation, for he felt totally occupied with this need to analyze and discover.
“Busy?” she asked, a giggle, “Admiring our handiwork?”
He studied her with a scrutinizing gaze. Was everything she spoke going to be filled with bubbling chuckles? What did he say that was amusing to her?
“Your handiwork?” Ghirahim asked.
She smiled, “Yes, the work of us divine beings. You should know of us, Ghirahim. I did not create you unequipped with knowledge.”
Yes, Ghirahim thought, it was obvious he was knowledgeable, but of exactly what, he was not certain of yet.
“You are divine beings?” he asked. The blue woman did emanate a sun-like aura as well, but it was nothing in comparison to the golden woman.
The blue woman shook her head. Her expression was cheery, eager to speak, yet dialed down to keep herself composed. “I am not. I am only a servant to my goddess, Hylia.”
Ah, that was all he needed. Things began to fit together now, at least a little bit. The golden woman was a goddess, she was the goddess of life, Hylia. She was known as the mother of the Hylians, a race of beings created in her image, which were renowned as blessed, as holy. She had created many other races and animal species, but her love truly shown for her crown jewel of creations, her hylian people.
“Only?” Hylia asked the blue woman. “You speak like you are unimportant!”
The blue woman shared similar bodily composition to Hylians, but she was not one, Ghirahim was certain of it. What was she? He wondered.
“Your Grace,” she began, turning her head towards her goddess, but her eyes were fixated on the swaying grass. “In your glorious presence, I am unimportant.”
It was then, in Ghirahim’s silent study, that he noticed Hylia had wings. They kept themselves tucked behind her back, and laid themselves slack upon her like a cape. He compared them to the clouds overhead, for the long feathers bunched in stripes much like the wispy, white formations above. He decided he liked them, as they looked quite lovely there, sparkling in the sunlight.
Her wings moved with her when she spoke, they swayed in the wind when she adjusted them. “You’re my sword spirit, Fi,” was all she could manage.
Ghirahim’s ears perked. He caught that term, sword spirit. A sword spirit was a being created to serve. In exchange for life, the spirit relinquishes it’s free will to serve whoever is deemed their master by their creator. This person, Fi, was a sword spirit.
“Do you know what you are, Ghirahim?” Hylia asked.
“A sword spirit.” he said to her, loudly and clearly.
She tilted her head slightly, preparing to inquire again. “Who are you owned by?”
“I am your sword spirit.” he said to her.
At that, she smiled again, the expression being pulled forward from the beginning of quiet chuckle. Ghirahim’s eyebrows knitted in confusion, was that not the correct answer? He had not been given to anybody just yet. By default, he was Hylia’s sword, yes?
“For now, I suppose you are.” So, he was correct? “But you won’t be for long. I’ve actually prepared you as a gift for somebody I know.” Then, her smile formed into a giddy grin as she began to scoot just a little closer to Ghirahim. “Sword spirits are mostly created to be servants, yes, but I have a plan for you.”
She raised her hand and waved it in a motion that said ‘come here’, beckoning him closer. Curiosity tugged at Ghirahim, and he scooted closer to her as well, even tilting his head a little to listen to the information Hylia was about to relay to him.
Like a child passing one meaningless secret to another, she loosely cupped her hand near her mouth, and spoke in a small, but excited voice.
Her next words conjured an indescribable feeling in Ghirahim.
“I want you to be a friend.”
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Latin phrases to use as incantations.
This is gonna be a long list.
ab intra - from within
ab origine - from the source
absit iniuria - “let insult be absent”
absit invidia - “let envy be absent”
absit omen - “let omens be absent”
ab uno disce omnes - from one, learn all.
abyssus abyssum invocat - deep calleth unto deep
a capite ad calcem - from head to heel
acta non verba - actions not words
ad altiora tendo - “I strive to higher things”
ad astra - to the stars
ad fontes - to the sources
ad meliora - towards better things
ad oculos - to the eyes
ad undas - to the waves
ad victoriam - to victory
adsum - I am here
a fortiori - from the stronger/from strength
a mari usque ad mare - from sea to sea
audeamus - let us dare
audentes fortuna iuvat - fortune favors the bold
audi, vide, tace - hear, see, be silent
beatae memoriae - of blessed memory
bona fide - in good faith
bono malum superate - overcome evil with good
capax infiniti - holding the infinite
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
cave - beware
ceteris paribus - all other things being equal
circa - around
citius, altius, fortius - faster, higher, stronger
clavis aurea - golden key
cogito ergo sum - I think, therefor I am
compos mentis - in control of the mind
concilio et labore - by wisdom and effort
concordia cum veritate - in harmony with truth
concordia salus - well-being through harmony
coniunctis viribus - with connected strength
consummatum est - it is complete
corruptus in extremis - corrupt to the extreme
crescit eundo - it grows as it goes
de novo - from the new
de profundis - from the depths
dies irae - day of wrath
dona nobis pacem - give us peace
ego te provoco - I challenge you
esse est percipi - to be is to be perceived
esse quam videri - to be, rather than to seem
esto quod es - be what you are
ex animo - from the soul
ex luna scientia - from the moon, knowledge
ex scientia tridens - from knowledge, sea power
ex silentio - from silence
ex undis - from the waves of the sea
experientia docet - experience teaches
fac et spera - do and hope
fac fortia et patere - do brave deed and endure
faciam quodlibet quod necesse est - I’ll do whatever it takes
faciam ut mei memineris - I’ll make you remember me
facta, non verba - deeds, not words
fortis et liber - strong and free
fortis in arduis - strong in difficulties
gloriosus et liber - glorious and free
hic abundant leones - here lions abound
hic et nunc - here and now
hic sunt dracones - here there are dragons
hinc illae lacrimae - hence those tears
hinc itur ad astra - from here the way leads to the stars
igni ferroque - with fire and iron
in memoriam - into the memory
in nocte consilium - advice comes over night
libra - balance
littera scripta manet - the written words endure
locus standi - a right to stand
luceo non uro - I shine, not burn
luctor et emergo - I struggle and emerge
mare liberum - free sea
memento vivere - remember to live
more ferarum - like beasts
natura non contristatur - nature is not saddened
nec spe, nec metu - without hope, without fear
noli me tangere - do not touch me
ophidia in herba - a snake in the grass
pro se - for oneself
propria manu - by one’s own hand
quaere - to seek
quod abundat non obstat - what is abundant does not hinder
resurgam - I shall arise
semper ad meliora - always towards better things
semper anticus - always forward
semper apertus - always open
semper fortis - always brave
semper liber - always free
stet - let it stand
tuebor - I will protect
vera causa - true cause
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You almost died in a car crash and found out that your guardian angel is super…hot. You continue putting your life in danger in order to spend more time with them.
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You’ve always had ridiculously good luck. About to get hit by a car? Sudden burst of wind knocks you onto the strangely soft ground. Accidentally slip on the icy stairs? Miraculously find your footing as if someone had caught you and set you back on your feet. Not enough money to get home safely? Find the exact amount you need, two feet away in the gutter. Knock a cup of boiling hot coffee off the table? Somehow lands upright on the ground without spilling a drop. Person bullying you relentlessly? Abruptly looses their voice or trips over their own feet. There’s lots of other weird little things that happen, that just make your life brighter and easier, but there is one strange thing that you’ve never really told anyone. Every time one of these things happen, you catch the faint scent of burning. Sometimes you catch the scent at other times, but you always smell that scent when some weird, lucky or happy little incident happens.
Lately, you’ve been finding large beautiful feathers around the place, each singed, and carrying that familiar burnt smell.
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THIS!!! THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE BABES!!!!
OTP prompt #11
Person A is an angel who has just been cast out of heaven and flung down to earth. Person B finds them unconscious in a field, lying in a great crater of dirt caused by the impact from their fall. Noticing the severity of their injuries, B ultimately decides to take A back to their home and nurse them back to health. Over the course of nearly a week of B bringing food and medicine to the bed-ridden A, the two start getting close and A decides to become B’s guardian to repay them for their actions.
But just as A is well enough to get on their feet and test out their newly healed wings, B’s house is attacked and razed to the ground. It’s only then that B admits that they are the heir to a large criminal organisation, one that recently has been losing its power but keeping its enemies. If A really wants to protect them then they’re going to have their work cut out for them.
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OTP prompt #15
Person A and B are both in a car, tearing down the road in an attempt to get away from the people trying to catch them. Their pursuers are firing at them, and while A steers, B fires back with their gun through the shattered back window. One of B’s bullets seems to hit its mark, as the enemy vehicle quickly slows to a halt and the two hurtle onwards. But before they can let out a shaky breath of relief some animal runs into their path, and the car crashes into a tree. B’s eyes open to the car in a crumpled wreck. A is pinned in place by the twisted metal that has their leg crushed. Although they try their hardest, B can’t do anything to get A out without causing them great pain. An approaching rumble tells them that the people after them will be upon them in moments. A starts frantically begging for B to leave them and run while they still can as the headlights draw nearer.
Whether B continues to try and pry A free, adheres to A’s wishes or even stays and fights off every last enemy is up to you.
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“Do you even know how to fucking relax? Jesus, dude. If you get any more tense, I’m afraid your spine will fucking snap.”
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