Hello, I'm ALLEN. Born on June 04, 1997 with the image and likeness of God, in Batangas. 18 years living on Earth to be exact. Taking up BS Accountancy because I want to be a lawyer. CPA by 2017.
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New piece, hope you like it! xo Lang
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My NEW book Memories is now available via Amazon, BN.com + The Book Depository and bookstores worldwide.
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If it was meant to last, it would have.
Red (Orange Is The New Black)
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“WHAT IF PINAY ANG MGA DISNEY CHARACTERS?”
If PRINCESS JASMIN was Pinay,
“I can show you the world– the universe rather.”
Banig yung sasakyan ni Princess Jasmin instead of carpet.
Vicky Morales will play the role of Genie
Nagrent lang sila sa GrabACarpet
Pag lumabas si Genie sa magic lamp, “Open-minded ka ba sa business?”
If SLEEPING BEAUTY was Pinay,
Si Alma Moreno ang dahilan kung bakit nakatulog si Aurora. PILLS!
Madadatnan ni Prince Charming si Aurora na may pipino sa mata.
Magseselfie siya sabay post, “I woke up like this.” tapos nakaduck face.
Magigising si Sleeping Beauty hindi dahil sa kiss ni Prince Charming kundi sa mga nagvivideoke na kapitbahay.
If LITTLE MERMAID was Pinay,
Nakatira siya sa Ilog Pasig.
Naging tinapa si Princess Ariel sa sobrang init.
Magpeperform siya sa peryahan tuwing piyesta.
Finally, magiging 7.50 na lang siya.
If SNOW WHITE was Pinay,
Kukuning brand ambassador ni Vicky Belo si Snow White ‘coz she’s the fairest of them all.
Manggang hilaw ang kakagatin ni Snow White.
Text Vote ang labanan kung sino ang “Fairest of them all.”
Na-gangbang na si Snow White kasi Breezy ang mga dwarfs.
If CINDERELLA was Pinay,
Magdudubmash siya habang naglilinis ng kusina tapos magttrending sa twitter ang #CinderellaSaTamangPanahon
Singkamas ang magiging carousel ni Cinderella instead of pumpkin.
Late siya makakarating sa Grand Ball kasi traffic sa EDSA.
Nag- “Twerk it Like Miley” si Cinderella during ball.
Lalagyan ni Kim Henares ng tax yung glass slippers ni Cinderella.
Habang tumatakbo si Cinderella, eeksena si Korina para bigyan siya ng tsinelas.
Hindi glass slippers ang maiiwan ni Cinderella, kundi panty. #LaglagPanty
If QUEEN ELSA was Pinay,
Queen Elsa would rather say, “The INIT never bothered me anyway.”
Magtitinda ng Ice-Candy si Queen Elsa kapag summer.
Pekpek shorts ang suot ni Queen Elsa kasi mainit sa Pinas.
Hindi talaga magkapatid si Anna at Queen Elsa kasi pinalitan lang si Anna sa ospital nung pinanganak siya.
If RAPUNZEL was Pinay,
Magpaparebond si Rapunzel after niya makuha ang mga pinamaskuhan niya.
Sa poste ng Meralco nakatambay si Rapunzel at hindi sa tore.
Magnanakaw ang aakyat sa buhok ni Rapunzel at hindi si Prince Charming.
If POCAHONTAS was Pinay,
Hindi magkikita si Captain John Smith at Pocahontas dahil mabibiktima siya ng Laglag Bala sa airport.
If ever na magkita sila, Pocahontas be like, “Ikaw na ba ang icing sa ibabaw ng cupcake ko?”
Sasama agad siya sa Kano at magpapakasal para magka-green card.
Tapos,
Before mapublish sa mga Fairy Tale Books, mafifeature muna ang kwento nila sa MMK.
At walang forever para sa Disney Princesses kasi yung mga Prince nila may GRINDR.
Tapos, magmomove-on sila sa Sagada.
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“There will be no peace in the world until there is peace in our hearts.”
Marianne Williamson (via naturaekos)
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I like cancelled plans. And empty bookstores. I like rainy days and thunderstorms. And quiet coffee shops. I like messy beds and over-worn pajamas. Most of all, I like the small joys that a simple life brings.
Note to self (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)
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A woman is unstoppable after she realizes she deserves better.
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I’m a very strong believer that whoever is meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, regardless how far they wander.
(via deeplifequotes)
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“What is a queen without her king?”
Well, historically speaking, more powerful!
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What you will receive is directly connected to how you believe.
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