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allie watches Daredevil - S01E01

(1/39) - matt’s dad is pretty hot tho, lemme back track and rewind it... but i feel so bad!

(2/39) - *eyesight fades out* “i can’t see, dad! i can’t see!” IM FUCKIN SHOOK

(3/39) - bb matt! you’re blind now! noooooo! *you can now hear my fall from death*

(4/39) “bless me father for i have sinned” WELL IMMA SIN ON YOUR DICK IN A MIN, CINNAMON APPLE!

(5/39) - matt talkin to the father about his dad, IM SHOOK, SO MUCH LOVE IN HIS VOICE!!!1!

(6/39) - “i’m not seeking pendent for what i’ve done, father. i’m asking forgiveness, for what i’m about to do.” IM SHOOK BOI GOT ME WHIPPED SO FAST!

(7/39) - daddy matt got that cheap af suit on, but still killin it, like the daddy he is (;

(8/39) - why r black guys always the bad guys? stereotypes?

(9/39) - oh shit HE DID THAT!

(10/39) - HE CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF THE GUN IM FUCKING SHOOK!

(11/39) - how the fuck?

(12/39) - dude even though these girls were about to become slaves THEY GOT ME FUCKED UP IF THEY THINK THEY’RE HOT SHIT! BITCH U UGLY!

(13/39) - v nice graphics for the intro

(14/?) - “froggy” over and over again as the ringtone IM LOVIN IN!

(15/39) - “was that a moan? do you have someone in bed with you?” FROGGY GOT ME SHOOK he sooooo baffled!

(16/39) - MATT SHIRTLESS GOT ME FUCKIN SHOOK IM IN LOVE

(17/39) - GOT ME FUCKED UP WITH A KNIFE IN HER HAND!

(18/39) - WAIT WTF THE FUCK KAREN?

(19/39) - “how long have you been practicing law?” “about 7 hours.” LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

(20/39) - D00D KAREN IS UGLY AF SHE BEST BE HAVIN A GLOW UP!

(21/39) - MAN IN SUIT WITH GLASSES IS BAD!

(22/39) - WHAT THE SHIT? THIS KID TRYNA KILL KAREN?

(23/39) - “theoretical model” my aSS!

(24/39) - PLS KAREN HAVE A GLOW UP! SHE NEEDS ONE BADLYYYYY!

(25/39) -  karen is actually quite annoying damn. i know she just was about to be murdered. but... damn. annoying AF

(26/39) - matt’s apartment is LIT

(27/39) - WTF KAREN WITH NO B R A?? GET YA SHIRT ON N LEAVE IT ON!

(28/39) - matt’s apartment is still LIT even though there’s a huge FUCKIN billboard!

(29/39) - matt’s voice is sex--it could put me right to sleep after a long “fun” time

(30/39) - “did you keep the file Karen?” BITCH WHY YOU ALWAYS LYIN? WHY THE FUCK YOU LYIN?

(31/39) - this bernie madoff lookin ass lookin so shady and stupid.

(32/39) - KAREN YOU SON OF A BITCH DON’T LEAVE YOU’RE GONNA GET KILLED DUMBASS

(33/39) - way to go, karen... you’re such a dumbass. i cannot BELIEVE you would do that.

(34/39) - bb matt moment, highlight of my day

(35/39) - a! s! s! p! h! a! t!

(36/39) - karen is a //d u m b a s s\\ you don’t even know matt’s dare-fucking-devil?!?! /d\u/m\b/a\s/s\

(37/39) yo this system got me FUCKED UP~F U C K E D U P~

(38/39) drugs? sex trafficking? guns? kid stealing? attractive blind men?

(39/39) - overall, first episode, 6 out of 10. but, this is only the beginning. i’m expecting litty shit in the future.

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allie watches FAQ:

what is this blog used for?:

basically this blog is used for anything that i’m watching on netflix/tv right now, stating my own opinions, whether you like it or not (;

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bitch i hope the fuck you’re joking!

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what is you’re tagging system like?

bitch, it’s very intricate, so, try to keep up! 

anything else i should know?:

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