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date someone that you get excited to give the aux cord to

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Ron Swanson developed the Pyramid of Greatness over the course of many years. It’s a perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement.

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my daily routine

wake up (8 am)

cry (8:30 am - 12 pm)

listen to “sexyback” on loop (12 pm - 7 pm)

punch a hole in the wall and patch it up (7 pm - 7:30 pm)

sleep (8 pm)

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things i witnessed today at LA Pride

queer policemen and fbi agents walking hand in hand with their partners and spouses. 

a cute girl running out of the parade to give @stormsdameron her number

cops openly embracing people in the street

a man who had been attending LA pride since 1976. he shook my hand and said “when I first came to pride back then there were 25 people here. look at us now.”

elderly queer people blowing kisses from a float. holding hands. 

a woman approaching us and saying “you are so beautiful, all of you, take care of each other”

elementary school trans-children in gender ambiguous clothes. smiling and laughing. blowing bubbles. 

when an anti-lgbt church began protesting and walking along side the parade with a loudspeaker, the entire brigade of Dykes on Bikes revved their motor cycles to drown out the hate speech. no one could hear them

a man who gave us all a handful of condoms and said “take care of each other. be strong. your voices are so important”

women holding hands with other women. men holding hands with other men. 

trans-women and trans-men laughing and dancing. 

danny devito in a rainbow shirt pointing and waving at us

mac from It’s Always Sunny wearing a shirt that says “You Can Pee Next to Me”

dozens of last minute signs and tributes to orlando. outcries of “we love you orlando” 

confetti. dancing in the streets. 

people supporting each other in every aspect. high fives. hugs. kisses on cheeks. affirmations. 

so many affirmations. 

words of kindness.

you are beautiful.

you are loved.

you are important.

stay strong. 

i love your shirt. 

i love your lipstick. 

stay strong. 

take care of each other. 

stay strong

stay strong

stay strong. 

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saying my name is so intimate why would you do that to me

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my stomach hurts

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the spice girls > the beatles

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lookin for the right person to raise a dog with

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Don’t talk shit about people’s teeth. Seriously.

Speaking as a major dental hygiene enthusiast…

Great-looking teeth come from two things: luck and money (which is also a function of luck).

Dental procedures tend to be very, very expensive, and are almost never covered by insurance.

Healthy teeth aren’t necessarily big, straight or bright white. Depending on what someone’s natural teeth are like, achieving that look may require a significant downgrade in their dental health; unnecessary crowns and veneers cause damage.

Do not underestimate genetics’ role in determining teeth’s appearance, or how prone teeth are to problems. Genes and early development, i.e. things people get zero control over, can outweigh all else.

A wide range of chronic conditions impact oral health and teeth’s appearance, too, and may contraindicate various types of work or raise procedures’ cost even more.

Finally, for many people and many reasons, celebrity-looking teeth just aren’t a priority (even when they’re attainable; some people might want, y’know, a new car instead).

Regardless, don’t be an asshole. Not even very attractive teeth look good on those.

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(bake me up) bake me up a pie / (one-third cup) of flour for our pie

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its a straight bee…not a gay bee

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She studies, until I can’t keep my hands off her…    -I can’t keep my hands off her.

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i’m the girlfriend