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Spotify Wrapped didn’t have to call me out like this 😭

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seb: get in the helmet

several fully grown adult men: yes sir mr. vettel whatever you say

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if i had a nickel for every time a blonde-haired, blue-eyed, west-germanic language speaking twink won four consecutive wdcs at redbull, i'd have two nickels, which is not a lot, but it- gets dragged off stage

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sometimes i think a simple life is okay. like fish in the ocean know only swim and eat plant and they're happy. or i guess i don't know if they're happy maybe they're just pissed the fuck off all the time. maybe fish want a complex life. do you think a fish would like iphone

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'fairies dont exist' WRONG❗❗cyerce elegans

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💙 USA 💙

national suicide prevention

national domestic violence hotline

national sexual abuse hotline

trans lifeline and resources

💙INTERNATIONAL💙

list of suicide hotlines by country

domestic violence hotlines and resources by country

sexual (+ domestic) abuse agencies by country

international trans resources

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This is your reminder that the drivers are people too. Do not bother them in their neighborhoods, with their families, or on vacation. If they say no, freaking listen to them.

Edited to add: I wrote this in the tags, but this needs to be spelled out here as well.

Nico, Kevin, and Checo have kids. STAY AWAY FROM THEM. DO NOT TALK TO THEM. DO NOT CALL THEIR NAMES. DO NOT TAKE PICTURES OF THEM. THEY ARE CHILDREN.

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The writers of the fallout show rlly did just say ‘this one’s for the ghoulfuckers’ huh?

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You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

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"Who got you smiling like that?"

My friends. I'm so sorry that you can't gain joy from platonic interactions but I'm gonna go back to texting them now.

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hold on a second man…

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if you’re having a bad day, here’s a cute little marching band

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One day you think: I want to die. And then you think, very quietly, actually I want a coffee. I want a nap. A sandwich. A book. And I want to die turns day by day into I want to go home, I want to walk in the woods, I want to see my friends, I want to sit in the sun. I want a cleaner room, I want a better job, I want to live somewhere else, I want to live.

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jk r*wling would absolutely fucking hate what we've done to her story. and im relishing in this knowledge.

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it's just me and my gay fanfics against the world

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“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

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