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drops them in a gothic horror au

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Feeling nostalgic

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I think Knives Out should actually officially be an Ides of March movie. I know it's not set in march. I don't care. It's about the knives.

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Guys, I'm probably late to the party on this, but I just had a realization.

The two Brand sisters from Glass Onion are named after the two major female players in the Trojan War. Cassandra the oracle and Helen the catalyst.

And doesn't that fit each of their characters?

Andi. Cassandra. The literal visionary. The truth-teller that no one believed and who was eventually killed for her truth.

And Helen. Taken away from her home and comfort zone and thrown into the deep end. The woman who was brought into the whole mess because of how she looked. But the most interesting thing about the parallels to me is this.

Cassandra may have saw it all coming. Been betrayed at how no one believed in her and in what was right. But Helen. Well.

Helen's the one that starts a war.

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Imagine what the titles of the Benoit Blanc series are going to look like in a couple of decades if they continue the apparent pattern of adding one more syllable with each sequel.

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My absolute favorite thing about the casting announcement for Jeremy Renner in Knives Out III is that it’s already been established that he exists in this universe, so either he’s playing himself or the writers are setting up the funniest gag of their careers. Personally I’d like to think he’s trying to get Benoit Blanc to sign off on an advertising deal

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Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery + letterboxd reviews

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it's cos you're always outing those damn knives

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Knives Out (2019) dir. Rian Johnson

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I’m curious who this reaches and what the results will be

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blasting Lin-Manuel Miranda's music like it's those sensory videos for babies to keep myself from losing my shit

modern solutions for modern problems

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sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

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Single funniest piece of Shakespeare merch I have ever seen.

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Jason and Cassandra being so diametrically opposed is made so much funnier by the fact that out of all of Bruce’s kids, Jason and Cass are absolutely the ones that he gave birth to himself. Twins, but in the sense that they kept fist fighting each other in the womb.

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DUKE !

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