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What if Percy Jackson had became a god in The Last Olympian?
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Percy Jackson is sixteen when he accepts Zeus’s proposal
He looks at Annabeth
Athena glares at him
He wants to cry out I’m sorry
But instead he just smiles and thanks the king of the gods
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Percy Jackson is seventeen when he talks to Grover
“What’s it like?”
To see everyone age around you
“Weird” is the reply
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Percy Jackson is eighteen when the giants attack
He isn’t affected by the split personality disorder that the other gods are facing
He helps the seven demigods defeat Gaia and her minions
But it just reminds him of what he isn’t anymore
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Percy Jackson is nineteen when he goes into the woods looking for a monster to fight
They all cower in fear of the god standing before them
He doesn’t understand why at the time
He is unarmed
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Percy Jackson is twenty-one when Annabeth tells him she can’t be with him like this
She says she loves him
But she still walks out of the cabin
He doesn’t run after her
He knows he chose this life
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Percy Jackson is twenty-three when the sea creatures and horses stop calling him the son of Poseidon
But rather the god of the waves
They don’t worship him any longer
They just fear him
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Percy Jackson is twenty-six when he stops coming to Camp Halfblood
This place that was once his home is now a stranger to him
The kids keep getting younger and younger
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Percy Jackson is twenty-nine when Thalia comes to him
“This is only the beginning” she says
She would know
She’s been fifteen for over two decades
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Percy Jackson is thirty-two when his mom gets cancer
It runs in the family
He uses his new powers to heal her
He finally thinks maybe he made the right decision
Paul never looks him in the eye again
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Percy Jackson is thirty-five when Nico dies on a quest
He could have saved him
He promised to save him
He doesn’t even find out until Grover sends him a letter
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Percy Jackson is thirty-eight when he goes to live on Mount Olympus
The gods there despise him
He doesn’t care
He has to be with his own kind
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Percy Jackson is forty-one when his mom dies
It was a plane crash
She was going to a book signing
He was too late
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Percy Jackson is forty-four when Annabeth marries a man named Felix
They are so in love
So happy
He burns the wedding invitation
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Percy Jackson is forty-six when Clarisse calls for help
She is cornered by a monster
She knows she has no other option
She prays to him
He doesn’t hear
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Percy Jackson is fifty when Medusa is reincarnated
She thirsts for his blood
When he goes to meet her
He doesn’t even have to try
He keeps her head as a souvenir
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Percy Jackson is fifty-five when Annabeth dies
He hears her screams from Olympus
It was spiders
Her nine-year-old son is all alone
And his name is Perseus
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Percy Jackson is fifty-six when he creates his first real hurricane
It ravages the entire east coast
He doesn’t care
Even his father is worried
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Percy Jackson is fifty-seven when his brother won’t talk to him anymore
Tyson lost friends in the hurricane
Heroes
Percy laughs at him harshly
“Why should I care?”
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Percy Jackson is sixty-one when Grover dies while trying to put out a forest fire
He died saving the lives of hundreds of dryads
He becomes an iris
Percy’s storm destroys the tiny plant
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Percy Jackson is sixty-eight when monsters break the magical barriers surrounding Camp Halfblood
Less than half the former population is left after the attack
He supposes he could have saved them
But why?
They’re only puny heroes
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Percy Jackson is seventy-three when he raids Dionysus’s stores and gets drunk
He wonders along the streets of New York City
Everything is so different now
A pretty mortal girl sees him and offers to take him home
He has no home
But no one has smiled at him like that in so long
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Percy Jackson is seventy-four when his daughter is born
He is long gone by then
The next time he sees either of them is when he claims her
The symbol that flashes over her head is a broken sword
Chiron gasps
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Percy Jackson is eighty-six when he first meets his daughter for real
She has no interest in meeting the man that abandoned her and her mother
She yells at him
Blames him
He knows she’s right
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Percy Jackson is eighty-seven when his daughter is killed
By a boar
Ares always did have a grudge against him
She goes to Elysium
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Percy Jackson is ninety-five when he meets Chiron on Halfblood Hill
“How do you do it?” he asks
“Every day I try to honor their memories
So that they didn’t die in vain”
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Percy Jackson is ninety-six when he walks to the middle of the woods
He writes down all the names
The people he has loved and lost
The people who have been lost on his watch
The people who he killed
Every single one of them
He sits there writing for over two days straight
Then he puts all the names into a jar
And buries it
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Percy Jackson is one-hundred and two when Thalia Grace dies on the Hunt
She was the one person he thought would be with him when everyone else was gone
He is so alone
He goes to take his frustration out on Artemis
But when he finds her she is so distraught his anger evaporates
And he is left with only his grief
He and Artemis mourn together
But she moves on
He does not
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Percy Jackson is one-hundred and three when he finally understands why Pan wanted to die
The prospect is so appealing now
Just fade away
Leave the suffering of the world
It would be so easy
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Percy Jackson is one-hundred and eighteen when the minor gods rebel again
He considers joining them
He considers joining his father and the demigods that back the major gods
But why should he
He owes no one anything
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Percy Jackson is one-hundred and thirty-seven when he goes to the underworld
It’s his first time as a god
And it’s so easy
This time he’s not trying to bring someone back
He just wants to feel death on him
To know what it’s like to be mortal and able to die
He doesn’t remember the feeling
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Percy Jackson is one-hundred and seventy-one when Zeus and Poseidon start fighting again
There was a time when he would have been in the center of the fighting
Supporting his father
Maybe leading an army
But now he just watches
The war destroys the mortals
Most of the land is nothing but rubble
People scramble to survive
He doesn’t understand how they are so weak
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Percy Jackson is two-hundred and thirteen when Camp Halfblood is destroyed for good
It’s all in flames
Like the vision he was shown by a titan many lifetimes ago
The grief he should feel isn’t there
It’s just another place
He doesn’t remember how it was once his home
That was so long ago
…
Percy Jackson is two-hundred and ninety-seven when Typhon beheads Zeus
He’s hardly surprised
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Percy Jackson is four-hundred and fifty-two when he goes to sleep
He doesn’t plan to ever wake up
…
Percy Jackson looks sixteen when a girl with stormy gray eyes and blonde curls finds him
She looks like someone he used to know
He can’t put his finger on it
“You drool in your sleep” she tells him
…
Percy Jackson has been alive for five-hundred and seventy-eight years
And now he starts living again
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imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc
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what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?
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every piece of ""autistic representation"" in hollywood sucks not just because of the infantalization and inspiration porn but because movie executives always fail to realize the real universal autistic experience: spending your childhood slowly and unfalteringly realizing all of your friends not so secretly hated and/or merely tolerated you at best and you've missed every social signal about it ever
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sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices
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I think about Azula shooters often and their common refrain of "if Azula hadn't had a mental breakdown, she would've won" and I'm here to tell you that no, she wouldn't have.
There is no universe in which Azula was winning that fight with Zuko (or Katara, for that matter).
Azula spent so much of Book 2 being built up as this deadly terrifying force against whom the heroes are badly outmatched that it can be difficult to catch exactly how quickly Zuko is advancing.
Back up a bit to Book One. For the fearsome exiled crown prince of the Fire Nation, Zuko's not that impressive a firebender. He's not bad by any stretch, and he's able to lay the untrained Sokka and Katara flat pretty easily. Then he gets in the ring with Aang, who is an airbending master, and the difference between a regular bender and a master becomes apparent when Aang literally puts his ass to bed:
People have attributed this to the fact that no one's fought an airbender in 100 years, but I think it's also worth noting that Aang (a 12 year old from a pacifist nation) has probably never fought anyone before. Like, ever. And yet the second Aang thinks "okay, I'll attack back", the fight's over.
Zuko's got the same genetic predisposition for firebending talent that Azula does, yet it never seems to manifest because of his mental blocks. At the beginning of the series, he's already so beat down that all he really has is conviction, pride, and anger, so even with training from Iroh (the firebending master, thank you very much), he struggles. Yet throughout Book 2, when he has no time to train because he's on the run, he actually seems to advance faster. The fact that his bending is literally tied to his character arc (as his morals become tangled and he has to fight off aforementioned mental blocks) is pretty brilliant. Like, by the time of the Crossroads of Destiny, Zuko getting his ass handed to him by Aang is a pretty consistent feature of the show--he just can't match wits with him.
Hell, at the beginning of the series, he and Iroh (again: the actual firebending master) launch a combined power surface-to-air attack...which Aang casually swats away into a nearby ice wall. Come the Crossroads of Destiny, however, and Zuko by himself launches this bigass fireball that blows through Aang's defenses.
Zuko advances so quickly that it's scary. That prodigious talent is in him even if it doesn't come through as cleanly as with Azula. Who, by the way, was busy about to get flattened by Katara some few dozen feet away, until Zuko took over and then effectively stalemated her himself.
All of this in retrospect makes it abundantly clear why Zuko's firebending seemed to skyrocket so much when he learned true firebending from the Sun Warriors: it was really the only thing left. He's hard a hard road learning how to fight waterbenders, earthbenders, and airbenders, and even if unconsciously, he's applying the philosophy Iroh taught him about augmenting his bending style with aspects of other styles (see also, the waterbending-like fire whips he uses in the above gif). Once he actually understands fire and how it works, he's got it mastered. Hence why any gap between him and Azula effectively disappears as soon as their next fight--before her friends have betrayed her and her stability goes out the window. There's no real sense of urgency to their fight at the Boiling Rock prison. True, Sokka's presence with the sword helps, but Zuko doesn't look remotely worried and he counters Azula's every attack perfectly.
All her life, Azula only ever learned fire. She was taught by the best people the fire nation can employ, so she knows all the cool tricks, but she's still poisoned by the corrupted firebending practiced in the modern ATLA timeline. Unlike Zuko, who managed to get the basics if nothing else from Iroh (fire comes from the breath, and can be used to survive as much as to kill), Azula has always used fire as a weapon and a means to hurt others. She has no true knowledge of the craft, meaning she's got the same weaknesses as Zhao, she's just better disciplined to the point she can make up for it.
Zuko's victory was a given considering Azula's complete loss of control by the time of Sozin's comet, but even had she been in a perfect mental state, she'd have lost, because in many ways Zuko is simply the better firebender.
And that's the truth of it.
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my favoritest most specialest guy.. ₍ᐢ･⚇･ᐢ₎
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I stayed up super late to speedrun this but it was totally worth it :]
Reblogs are very appreciated <3<3<3
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the trope where a character calls their love interest after a hookup or a bad date as an emotional fluffer but buck calls eddie after another one of his "friend dates" goes badly to lament about his loserful existence and it becomes a routine and eddie is kinda sorta really happy that no one wants to be buck's friend and buck doesn't think anybody's good enough to get anywhere near eddie's title of best friend. but then one day buck doesn't call after a friend date and it's fine maybe he just forgot or maybe he was really tired from his shift and crashed as soon as he got home or maybe the guy is actually friend material and wouldn't that be great eddie thinks wouldn't that be fanfuckingtastic and he's sitting in his featureless bedroom in el paso staring down at his phone willing buck to call when he falls asleep and then at 3 am he's pulled out of unconsciousness by his phone with the ringer all the way up so he didn't miss buck's call and eddie fumbles to answer and buck's drunk and giddy and he sounds so happy and eddie is so happy for him but there's something knotting itself tight in his chest so much so that it's hard to breathe and then buck's telling him that he showed the guy a picture of eddie and christopher so he knew who the competition was and eddie laughs and also tears up a little and buck says the guy said that eddie has cow eyes which is just so fucking stupid like what does that even mean he does not have cow eyes and then buck is saying you do have cow eyes big beautiful cow eyes and eddie thinks actually yeah i do have cow eyes i'm so glad buck noticed i'm glad he thinks they're beautiful and then buck is saying did you know that cows have best friends? they spend their lives together and sometimes even curl up together at night and they get stressed if they're separated for too long and they even grieve if they lose their best friend. and they're both curled up in their beds 800 miles apart smiling at the sound of each other's voice and aching at the absence of the other and eddie is definitely grieving his best friend.
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