alianxvnas

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no matter how long the night, the sun will always rise 🌄

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are you a detailed plot person or a brief outline person? writing with music on or writing in silence? microsoft word or google docs? know everything about your characters from zodiac to shoe size or develop characters as you write? 

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when will wes anderson make the lesbian romance filled with muted pastels, delicate typography, and perfect symmetry that my heart yearns for 

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aesthetic edition

are you a silk or velvet person… are you a bathbomb or shower gel person… are you a rose garden or lavender field person

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are you a sun or rain person? a city or countryside person? a book or movie person?

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sorry but same gender couples kissing or holding hands in public continues to be a radical statement especially because every time we do it we are putting ourselves in danger so excuse me if I don’t want to hear your bullshit homophobic opinion about how much pda upsets you

you know what upsets me? that my wife and i can’t kiss to say goodbye in public or at all but a man can slap his gf’s ass or slobber on her

and that we can’t hold hands without getting looks at the least and harassment at worst, but again straight couples can dry hump on public transit

shut the fuck up

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i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities

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like if you put me in charge of writing a lesbian rom com about a woman having to come out to her family before she got married I would totally have the main character running around trying to come out to her extended family in increasingly hilarious and disastrous ways and then when the wedding day had arrived she would be like “shit I forgot to come out to my crotchety and undoubtedly conservative 90 yr old great aunt nancy she’s gonna show up and it’s going to be a shit show”

and then great aunt nancy is just like “good for you, me too, can you believe I convinced the str8s that my girlfriend betsy was just a roommate for 60 years lmao”

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cute first date ideas: hand-to-hand combat

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are you a moon or sun person ………water or fire………. astrology or mbti

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are you an ocean or forest person? are you an ice cream or slushie person? are you a sunrise or sunset person? 

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me *surrounded by a pack of wolves that are about to eat me*: settle down puppies!! I only have two hands , i cant pet you all at the same time!!!!! Haha !!!! i love you all

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I just learned that some websites use cookies to adjust prices. That is, if you visit a certain website a lot the price will increase.

You can tell if that’s the case by checking the same web page on a different browser if you have a different number of stored cookies for that site. I checked something on Chegg and it was $14.95 on Chrome, $19.95 on Firefox, and $16.95 on Safari.

The fix? Clear your cookies for that website.

Reblog, save a wallet.

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Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm and wine and everything is fine.

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its funny how black panther was advertised as team iron man in the promos when t’challa was highkey only there to kick buckys ass he at most knew like two people by name on the entire team