alfirmament

[alfirmament]

Anakin’s hair is hammered bronze, amber sunbeam chestnut honey, end of story

BRUH WHAT KIND OF BLACK MAGIC IS THIS 😂😂

HOW DID YOU GET IT SO SPECIFIC I actually think I might cry I’m scared.

Okay ladies and gentlemen this anon wins 😭😭😭 WHAT THE FUCK I’m still freaking out WHAT???

[alfirmament]

i really don't understand the expression "a double-edged sword" because you get double the sword? that's like, the opposite of a problem???

[alfirmament]

his best quality: his wiggles

[alfirmament]

[alfirmament]

[alfirmament]

Hunter Schafer Discusses Euphoria.

[alfirmament]

Obsessed with this French twink and the way he says “keesses”

[alfirmament]

[alfirmament]

This good boy so happy when he gets in his wheelchair to go for a walkie 

(Source)

[alfirmament]

RNC attendees tried to hide a demonstrator’s “No racism, No hate” sign with an American flag. Clearly they failed to see the irony. The protester was from the Code Pink group — who haven’t been slowed down by this at all.

[alfirmament]

a msg to u from the dog that finally learned how to give me the dang ball

[alfirmament]

I wonss wuz blynde, butt nao iey scii...eye havv bee’cum Phaevorabul to the praktiss ov Scpelling wordes anie Waye I Pleeze, it Phrees the brayne and L’oveights the Soal. Nd thees Wordes wremayn wreedabul, do thaye knotte? Ekstord’nery...oar, purr hapse, Yew’ll phyned that Yoar Myne’d is Enscuphisseint to Und’rstanned mye Langwijj...in wicch kayse, I wrephewse to Conn’Dis End doun tew yore levulle...ore Upawlojeyes phore mie Inn’Litenmynt

[alfirmament]

“He is your glass of tea?” - The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes (1970)

[alfirmament]

thank you thesaurus.com, that is absolutely not what i was looking for

[alfirmament]

[alfirmament]

dog teeth #114

[alfirmament]

how can ppl say cats are heartless tbh