alanashbysbootyblog
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alanashbysbootyblog · 11 years ago
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alanashbysbootyblog · 11 years ago
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girl: mom will u quit smoking
girls mom: no
girl: what if i get 5000 retweets on twitter
girls mom: OMG YES!!!
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alanashbysbootyblog · 11 years ago
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Me to myself @ 10pm: "I'm gonna get up early and be an active person and not be a piece of shit"
Me to myself @ 3am: "the universe is so fuckin huge there's no way we're alone"
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enter my Wreck this journal
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Skinny Shaming
Ok, so i’m not trying to get you to pity me, but I felt the need to address this. I’m a size 0-2 (depends on the store), and I weigh less than 100 pounds. I eat what I want, exercise regularly, participate in PE, and my doctors say I am at a healthy weight for my height (i’m barely 5 feet). I constantly get called anorexic behind my back, when in reality I am very healthy. I eat veggies, fruit, protein, all that good stuff. But I also eat cakes, cookies, snickers, candies, ice cream, etc. And no, I do not throw it all up. It’s just the way I am, I was born with this body type. But something I’ve been noticing on Tumblr, Facebook, Twitter, and in real life, is that when people are trying to defend and comfort someone more curvy,  often times we just insult people who are slim. Sometimes that evolves into stereotyping people who are slim to be anorexic, ugly, and just disgusting. Now, don’t get me wrong, I have absolutely nothing against people with curves. I think everyone is beautiful, but this just pisses me off so much. I mean, I’m starting to feel bad about being slim! What I want everyone reading this to remember is that
not all slim people have an eating disorder
never insult another group of people to defend another
except all body types
there is such a thing as skinny shaming, and it needs to stop
-Kate (christmasinajar)
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alanashbysbootyblog · 11 years ago
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id rather be vain than learn to hate myself again
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alanashbysbootyblog · 11 years ago
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I love fanfics where they hate each other so much and they spend all of their time trying not to like each other but in the end it’s just
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alanashbysbootyblog · 11 years ago
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What are bronies even trying to accomplish
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alanashbysbootyblog · 11 years ago
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Me: why am I so tired and weak all the time?
Me: *eats nothing of nutritional value*
Me: *has crazy irregular sleep schedule*
Me: *never exercises ever*
Me: I just don't get it
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alanashbysbootyblog · 11 years ago
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don’t fucking tell me that my talent is a “blessing” or a “gift.”  it wasn’t given to me at all.  i got to where i am today because i picked up a crayon in kindergarten and i haven’t put it down for 20 fucking years, not because some supernatural entity decided to sprinkle a little magic talent dust into my dna
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alanashbysbootyblog · 11 years ago
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i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me
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alanashbysbootyblog · 11 years ago
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May you always have enough for rent.
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alanashbysbootyblog · 11 years ago
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how the fuck am i supposed to make life decisions i’m not even sure i want to be alive
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alanashbysbootyblog · 11 years ago
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Stranger: *bumps into me*
Me: Oh my god, I'm sorry!
Friend: *bumps into me*
Me: u wana fuckign GO i can take on 20 skeletons at the same time dont test me
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alanashbysbootyblog · 11 years ago
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