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It’s a cow pukicho, they’ve come for revenge.

Cows literally poop ass and eat grass

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you, a child who is at minimum 10 years old, goes around the region you live in collecting animals by using differently colored balls.

‘You are trying to slap some sense into your ex-boyfriend, while he does not let you sleep.’

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I didn’t realize I needed this until now.

saw this hair on Pinterest & it gave me big Remus vibes

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this pun makes me want to reenact the Evergreen getting stuck, but with your body.

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Sander sides will no longer be roleplayed here!!!

It is moving to 6 new side accounts I have created! The 6 accounts will be linked below.

Note: I still will do sander sides roleplay in DMs, but otherwise I shall only roleplay sander sides on these new accounts!

Here are the 6 new accounts:

Roman!

Remus!

Patton!

Virgil!

Logan!

Janus!

All of this info is being added to my pinned message!!

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wait THIS IS THE FIRST TUMBLR POST EVER!? THATS SO COOL! I’M MAKIING A WISH!

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“Yes, my handsome storm?” He purred, pulling back to hold eye contact with the dark side in his lap, “Do you need something?”

“Will you put this on for me? Please? You’re going to look so sexy.” Roman said, holding up a gorgeous purple dress, with a triangle split that would show virgil’s leg from the knee down. (akunin-no-tani, I’M BACK BITCHES!!!)

Virgil stared at the garment, his cheeks flushing a deep rouge. "That- uh... Romano... I-" he stammered, reaching out to touch the dress. Silk. Nngh. Purple silk, nonetheless... dammit.

(Hai hai hai)

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Virgil had screamed and thrashed, as much as they were able to while pinned veneath the wolfs weight, all throughout it, tears streaming down their face and causing their black eyeshadow to run and drip, the smell of fear was flooding from their body, for miles anything with even a somewhat decent sense of smell would be able to sniff out their fear, even an everyday dog would be able to catch a whiff, and it made Virgil look like an easy catch for any monsters. They just laid there, staring at the starry sky with tears, drool, and even mucus, which came from their runny nose, falling down their face.

It was midnight when the sound of loud rustling and what sounded like something digging through the trash outside. This has been occuring every day now for the past few weeks and at first it sounded like raccoons, but...the sound that came from there wasn't some raccoon. It sounded almost...human-like grunting. It would always leave such a big mess by the early morning, and would disappear by then too. Except one night when a flashlight was shone on this creature, he looked up with a piece of wrapper in his mouth and he stared at the person behind the flashlight. The otherworldly monster whos body was a bundle of shadows and tentacles and improbably sharp teeth. it squelches along the ground. the shadow monster makes a garbled, ancient noise as it's dark green eyes in the middle of the bundle blinked.

Virgil was sure they were hallucinating- They had to be! How else could what they can only describe as the kraken and slenderman’s illegitinate love child be rummaging through their garbage cans and gargling at them!? In the terror, they just dropped the flashlight- Which was probably the only thing protecting them and their terrified body, which was drenched in the scent of fear.

“This.. Has to be a dream..”

@janussanders-hybrid

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Happy birthday to the emo, Virgil Sanders!

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It was midnight when the sound of loud rustling and what sounded like something digging through the trash outside. This has been occuring every day now for the past few weeks and at first it sounded like raccoons, but...the sound that came from there wasn't some raccoon. It sounded almost...human-like grunting. It would always leave such a big mess by the early morning, and would disappear by then too. Except one night when a flashlight was shone on this creature, he looked up with a piece of wrapper in his mouth and he stared at the person behind the flashlight. The otherworldly monster whos body was a bundle of shadows and tentacles and improbably sharp teeth. it squelches along the ground. the shadow monster makes a garbled, ancient noise as it's dark green eyes in the middle of the bundle blinked.

Virgil was sure they were hallucinating- They had to be! How else could what they can only describe as the kraken and slenderman’s illegitinate love child be rummaging through their garbage cans and gargling at them!? In the terror, they just dropped the flashlight- Which was probably the only thing protecting them and their terrified body, which was drenched in the scent of fear.

“This.. Has to be a dream..”

@janussanders-hybrid

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I’m bored and didn’t fully read it. Make me suffer my consequences.

fandom meme: come at me friend.

A - Your current OTP(s)/OT3(s)/OTX(s)

B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind

C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will (be nice)

D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t (again: be nice)

E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what

F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom

G - Do you remember your first OTP, if so who was in it

H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., tv shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)

I - Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why

J - Name a fandom you didn’t care/think about until you saw it all over tumblr

K -Say something nice about someone in any of your fandoms

L - Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves (chars you’re neutral on are fair game, as are chars you dislike)

M - Say something genuinely nice about a ship that you don’t ship (or its shippers, or anything related to you)

N - Name three things you wish you saw more or in your main fandom (or a fandom of choice)

O - Choose a song at random, which ship or character does it remind you of

P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas)

Q - A ship you’ve abandoned and why

R - A pairing you ship that you don’t think anyone else ships

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)

T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending, about anything at all (gender identity, sexual or romantic orientation, extended family, sexual preferences like top/bottom/switch, relationship with poetry, seriously anything)

U - 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms

V - 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms

W - 5 favorite ships and 5 kinks you like best for said ships

X - top 5-10 characters who are yoUR PRECIOUS BABIES AND YOU WILL DIE DEFENDING THEM

Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (fandoms you aren’t in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go (prompts optional but encouraged)

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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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Serious talk.

who is sending these rp starters?? They are beautifully written but I can’t respond to them if I do not know A. What muse it is directed at, B. what character the other mun is using, and C. who is sending it!! Please DM me if these are yours, tell me what character they are directed to(if any) and what character are you playing!? AND WHO ARE YOU!?!? PLEASE JUST DM ME!! OR AR LEAST SEND ME AN ASK WITH YOUR URL!?

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how the fuck did you guess the wifi password already-

You’ve done pretty good staying out of pmseymourva’s videos recently. Maybe I won’t hate to initiate plan B after all!

That just sent like, an actual shiver of intense fest up my spine and I am both terrified and curious of plan B

Also are you telling me I'm less funny than usual, people are too lazy to submit screenshots of my posts, or that it has just sizzled out of existence

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Your doing great! Never forget your amazing! Stay healthy!

This is a very late answer to this. But thank you whoever sent it.

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Hehehe.. Oh and changing the wifi password.

You’ve done pretty good staying out of pmseymourva’s videos recently. Maybe I won’t hate to initiate plan B after all!

That just sent like, an actual shiver of intense fest up my spine and I am both terrified and curious of plan B

Also are you telling me I'm less funny than usual, people are too lazy to submit screenshots of my posts, or that it has just sizzled out of existence

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whispers

unconditional love and support

You’ve done pretty good staying out of pmseymourva’s videos recently. Maybe I won’t hate to initiate plan B after all!

That just sent like, an actual shiver of intense fest up my spine and I am both terrified and curious of plan B

Also are you telling me I'm less funny than usual, people are too lazy to submit screenshots of my posts, or that it has just sizzled out of existence