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Kitty masterpost

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Is this anything

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i think michael hating the entirety of the fazbear franchise EXCEPT foxy is one of the funniest ideas in the world

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No way out

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So, how are your cis friends that you forced to play lancer handling now that you've begun hrt?

They handle fine. Most are coworkers. Most are not surprised. I've expressed that I never gave a shit about my gender before, so this wasn't without precedent lol. Idk, life is good I suppose, helps to be in Australia for sure.

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LEGO - Rubber Duck 

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the switch from ‘a girl worth fighting for’ to coming upon the decimated village in mulan is THE MOST kick-in-the-teeth mood change IN ALL OF CINEMA

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"Can you all just admit you hate me? This charade is exhausting."

"We don't hate you! Jesus, why do you always have to assume the worst of us?"

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*teleports behind you*

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Person A: "So? How did you guys meet?"

Person B: "I found 'em on my doorstep in a half soaked box."

Person C: "I meowed at them."

Person A: "I would've preferred if you'd told me to go fuck myself."

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Hii I'd like to do this ☁️ 🖊️

Hello! One fluff prompt coming right up

Writing Prompt: It's been so long since Character A has had time to rest, but today that's all they are doing. Laying under the shade of a tree watching as the clouds float by overhead, they make note whenever they see a cloud that is a particular shape and it brings them joy do simply do nothing

Dialogue Prompt: "Sometimes it's nice to just stop and watch rather than always being on the move. Letting the world spin around you"

I hope you like these! Feel free to request another at some point if you like!

If you want to request a prompt you can find the original post here

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Happy The Missile Knows Where It Is Monday

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Person A: "Do you have a plan?"

Person B: "Yes. Step one: ruin everything. Step two: smile."

Person A: "That’s not a real plan."

Person B: "It is if you don’t care about survivors."

Person A: "You’re insane..."

Person B: "No, I’m methodical. And very, very motivated."