akhet
Fumbling through adult life
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27 | F | Japan A Kiwi currently teaching English on the Jet Program - Since 2014 A mess of memes and the odd actual post Ask ♦ My Blog ♦ Archive ♦ Instagram
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akhet · 6 years ago
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When you insist on treating your friend
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akhet · 6 years ago
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What if life had loading screens.
You walk into Walmart, and it’s just like
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akhet · 6 years ago
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akhet · 6 years ago
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There’s a lot of talk about crabs on my dash today so guys please go google the Chinese mitten crab
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akhet · 6 years ago
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a star
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akhet · 6 years ago
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good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.
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akhet · 6 years ago
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Congratulations on the quote of the year, Madej.
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akhet · 6 years ago
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akhet · 6 years ago
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see you space cowboy
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akhet · 6 years ago
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How often do it be like that
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akhet · 6 years ago
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Hope everyone is well today !
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akhet · 6 years ago
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What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
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akhet · 6 years ago
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and here you are, continuing on, despite how hard it’s been
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akhet · 6 years ago
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The fact that the Midwest just got cold enough to kill you in minutes of being outside because of an unprecedented polar vortex means that our planet is now starting to become uninhabitable due to climate change. We’re going to look back on this moment for a long time to come.
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akhet · 6 years ago
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akhet · 6 years ago
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Somebody airdropped this to me in class…
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akhet · 6 years ago
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*opens fortune cookie and it just says BITCH in all caps*
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