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What if life had loading screens.
You walk into Walmart, and it’s just like
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There’s a lot of talk about crabs on my dash today so guys please go google the Chinese mitten crab
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good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.
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What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
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and here you are, continuing on, despite how hard it’s been
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The fact that the Midwest just got cold enough to kill you in minutes of being outside because of an unprecedented polar vortex means that our planet is now starting to become uninhabitable due to climate change. We’re going to look back on this moment for a long time to come.
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*opens fortune cookie and it just says BITCH in all caps*
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