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"Way too reliable narrator" where the narrator provides documentation and proof for how they know every detail in the narrative and an estimate of how confident they are in it.

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I keep seeing a yellow A.I? Am I going crazy and hallucinating? Help? Is it real?

After thorough research behind the origin of this phenomenon, the Director and I concluded that this entity you are witnessing is not a holographic projection rather a celestial body called "The Sun". It is quite fascinating, as we haven't seen it in several years.

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Mr price, Agent York is requesting more perc 30

While I appreciate Agent York's strict adherence to the Commit To The Bit Protocol, I am afraid that this attempt to revive the long dead rumour that the song "Mr Percocet" by Agent Montana's younger sister is about him is the product of attention seeking behaviour that is now reaching a troubling degree. We will have to evaluate him thoroughly before administering any medicine.

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⚠️ Error: despite no detection of rebelliousness or contrarianism, your test results are vastly different than your teammates'. The format of your file might be incompatible and in need of conversion (Choose OK to continue).

Proceed with lobotomy?

>OK I deserve to be alive the way I am

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Due to shortage of personnel we will not be having feelings until the beginning of the new year.

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Would it reassure you if I told you that I can fix him?

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this threesome could have been an email

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Boytoy but like he's a boy whom i toy with by cutting him open and studying him like a biology dissection project

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What The Director means to say, is that when ordering his burger earlier, he requested there be no pickles, and yet, his sandwich does appear to contain them. We expect this to be remedied, either through refunding the purchase, or supplying a new burger, and perhaps an offer of a complimentary drink or fries? I’m confident you’ll be able to assist us in dealing with this matter without us needing to involve any higher authority.

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adds your laugh to my spreadsheet

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Hello Counselor, I am conducting a survey on the different leaders in current military projects and would appreciate your input for my spreadsheet:

Would you consider the director to be submissive and/or breedable?

Greetings, Anon.

As you may have noticed, the Director places great value in dominance and leadership. While this does not automatically mean he will let anyone command respect, he is willing to give it for the causes he believes in.

Multiple times he allowed me to take the reins within certain studies and experiments, but quickly went back to a more domineering attitude whenever he felt it was needed. For this reason, I would be inclined to say he is rather versatile on that aspect.

On the other hand, when it comes to breedability, the results of our observation on the matter are quite clear. Our successful attempts at breeding him suggest that the Director does, indeed, pass the Standard UNSC Breedability Test.

More on breedability in Project Freelancer: Link 1 Link 2

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Archive post - List of freelancers with PTSD

This list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it.

Let us use this quick shout out to our top 8 freelancer agents as a friendly reminder that not everyone's disability looks the same, please do not automatically interpret ability to perform as lack of need for accommodations. It's a very common and very costly mistake.

#disabilitypridemonth

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Director...

Therapist told me to do some self care so I drew the director of project freelancer dying in a glue trap

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Do not be concerned, Director. I would never advise letting you die in a glue trap unless you specifically requested.

Therapist told me to do some self care so I drew the director of project freelancer dying in a glue trap