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Our Zero Gravity...Fudge Machine is fully operational. Brace for impact.

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We at Project Freelancer believe in creating a strong support system that functions like a substitute for a family and provides you with an Oedipus complex accordingly.

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Unclenching your jaw and other secrets to quiet quitting

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What's your favourite colour?

Lately, I have been discovering a new fondness for red. It doesn't matter our background, our ideas, our employers, or any other differences we might have. We are all red on the inside and I think it's beautiful. 🫀

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On a more serious note, I am unfortunately going to be the bearer of bad news which I have discovered just before the careful construction of the glitterfied text above: it appears that the Blingee website as we know it (founded in 2006) is no longer active much to the dismay of myself and other girlies among the project freelancer workforce. The staff claims there will be a transformation to bring back the project in another form but in the meantime we might enter a phase of mourning. Thank you for your attention.

You are very observant about problematic policies, Agent Connecticut. We are sorry to see you go. Hope your gig at Charon Genocide Industries goes well.

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You are very observant about problematic policies, Agent Connecticut. We are sorry to see you go. Hope your gig at Charon Genocide Industries goes well.

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is it creepy to give a warm pleasant smile of a friendly nature

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What would you do if I tried to deepthroat your fingers as a joke and then I threw up all over your hand

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We should implement it in our business model, sir.

Does anyone know what scissoring is? I’ve heard it’s a trade secret.

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Thank you sir for allowing me to have my monthly meal, I promise my performance will improve tenfold after this.

Would it reassure you if I told you that I can fix him?

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Is chatGPT allowed on the MOI?

Luckily for us, we don't feel the need for generative AI to create scenarios for our simulations. We do all the work ourselves.

We had someone suggest such method but we had to kindly remind them about the environmental concerns that come with it and declined the offer. As far as I know, his body is floating somewhere in the space junkyard, which some may find troubling.

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Did you and the director know what would happen if Sigma was given to Maine?

Unfortunately, we were not able to predict such event. It was however interesting to observe, despite the legal trouble that it caused for us. And of course to Agent Maine's well-being, although to be fair he never told us anything about the issue.

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Where can I apply to get a n-word pass?

We might want to verify your credentials first.

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before 2024 is over does anyone want to admit they're lying to themselves

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"Way too reliable narrator" where the narrator provides documentation and proof for how they know every detail in the narrative and an estimate of how confident they are in it.

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I keep seeing a yellow A.I? Am I going crazy and hallucinating? Help? Is it real?

After thorough research behind the origin of this phenomenon, the Director and I concluded that this entity you are witnessing is not a holographic projection rather a celestial body called "The Sun". It is quite fascinating, as we haven't seen it in several years.

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Mr price, Agent York is requesting more perc 30

While I appreciate Agent York's strict adherence to the Commit To The Bit Protocol, I am afraid that this attempt to revive the long dead rumour that the song "Mr Percocet" by Agent Montana's younger sister is about him is the product of attention seeking behaviour that is now reaching a troubling degree. We will have to evaluate him thoroughly before administering any medicine.