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Bee the difference 

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You know you're screwed when you start checking his zodiac too

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Sence.....

SENCE...

found this in my car and my day got way better

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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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Small things yet they mean so much

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

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Couldn't risk it besides it's a rare pepe

THE RAREST PEPE

REBLOG or you may never get $money$ without thinking of Pepe again

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Preach 🙏

Globally, a woman’s period is perceived as more disgusting than rape. Society deems a natural, female bodily function as vile and even punishable in different cultures. We are expected to cover up, hide, and be ashamed for an uncontrollable, anatomical expectation of our bodies. And just…why? Why have women been brainwashed to accept and adopt this misconception? It’s time we make it known that this twisted standard of women is a bloody obvious mistake. Women bleed. Get over it.

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I made it through all of the rounds and I just realized I'm a cold hearted bitch

IF YOU SMILE YOU LOSE! What round can you make it to?

Round 1: People Having The Best Day Ever

Round 2: Emojis In Real Life

Round 3: Funniest Twitter Misspellings Ever Made

Round 4: Selfies Gone Horribly Wrong

Round 5: Wildly Inappropriate Kid’s Clothing

Round 6: Tackiest Glamour Shots Ever Taken

Round 7: The Most Canadian Things That Ever Happened

Round 8: Kids Who Totally Failed at Hide and Seek

Round 9: Worst Cooking Fails Ever

Round 10: Hilariously Bad Fan Art Drawings

Round 11: Weirdest People Seen In Wal-Mart

Round 12: Strangest SkyMall Products Ever Sold

Round 13: Pictures Made Inappropriate With One Logo

Round 14: The Most Epic Yearbook Quotes Of All Time

Round 15: Most Unintentionally Racists Things

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Ok so like I want a boyfriend, but like at the same time My last boyfriend was in primary school when you ignored each other and arranged (through your friends obviously) when you're going to hug so like if I ever get a boyfriend than like what do I do with it,because I'm sure everything I've learnt in primary school about relationships is not valid now anyways

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I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car

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I swear my attention span is so short *I start studying* *5 min later* *googling how spiderman 2 ended*

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Bitch...I asked you to cut 1cm...1CM NOT 1M of my hair off... What if I cut your head off? Huh? It doesn't feel good DOES IT?

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I have 4 modes

-speakers: I am ready to socialize -one earbud in: I am ready to talk to you -both earbuds in: I am probably going to try to ignore you, but I will eventually and very reluctantly listen to what you have to say(emergencies mostly) -headphones: IF YOU DARE TOUCH ME I SWEAR I WILL TAKE A TOOTHPICK AND GIVE SHREK YOUR EYES TO SNACK ON AND THEN I WILL SURGICALLY REMOVE YOUR LIMBS AND THEN YOUR BRAIN AND I WILL GIVE IT TO SCIENTISTS SO THAT THEY CAN RUN TESTS ON IT

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This hurts my heart

This turtle crawled through a discarded plastic ring of a 6-pack when it was a baby and now is being forever strangled in a plastic hangman’s noose. Share this if you’re not okay with it.

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#thestruggleisreal

me: oh wow this song is nice let’s find some sheet music so i can play i-

me: nvm

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Baljeet is legit

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

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If all these different animals can get along, why can't we?