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theres no appreciation for white girls with fucked up puffy frizzy hair anymore. we just sort of lost our way in the 90s and never found our way back out of the jennifer aniston torment nexus

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“how is peppermint patty a lesbian if she has a crush on charlie brown” like you don’t know any lesbians who are obsessed with some weird sad little guy

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we could be so fucking wet and loud

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You've been isekai'd into a fictional setting. Spin this wheel to find out which one.

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sometimes u just gotta drink a glass of water and accept that you’re an extremely complicated person

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when they call themself a dyke! when they call me a dyke! I love being a dyke!! I love loving a dyke!!!

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it’s actually so funny how ppl will fight tooth and nail against the diabolical feminists for their right to shave every inch of their body. like it’s such a “let men be masculine” moment. i’ve been called straight up disgusting irl before for having leg hair.. you’ll survive someone online saying that bald pussy is demonic. i promise you will live

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the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

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Just going to start adding this to the end of random posts to see how much chaos can be generated by it

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Pisses me off how good Shakespeare actually is. Like yeah he's actually that good. People hype him up like he's the best English writer ever, and yeah he's actually an S+ tier writer.