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Just going to start adding this to the end of random posts to see how much chaos can be generated by it

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Pisses me off how good Shakespeare actually is. Like yeah he's actually that good. People hype him up like he's the best English writer ever, and yeah he's actually an S+ tier writer.

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STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.

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your body is a machine! that turns "penis" into " sucked penis "

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someone: don’t u think it’s disturbing how in the past few years the level of femininity women are expected to perform and the industries they’re expected to contribute to in order to be taken seriously, especially on platforms like social media, has skyrocketed to the point that perfect makeup, contouring, acrylic nails, and eyelash extensions have become almost a social expectation and when women express no interest in adhering to those standards they’re met with vitriol and scorn straight woman who thinks Legally Blonde is the apex of feminist media: okay but it’s my choice? if i want to be feminine i should have the right to choose to do that because feminism is about choice

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forcenothing. just go home

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Sometimes you think a man is gay but it turns out he is just nice. Sometimes you think a man is nice but he’s actually just wearing glasses. It’s complicated

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santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

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details of lili reinhart's custom christian siriano dress representing flowers from all 50 states at the met gala 2021

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blood on his mouth monday. teeth in his neck tuesday. wet and pitiful wednesday. tongue in his mouth thursday. fear in his eyes friday.

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honestly you looked really butch getting nailed to that cross

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No income AND chores are not getting done???That’s not a househusband that’s your 30 year old man child

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having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

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fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)

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Does your fitted sheet always come untucked in the morning? Have you tried sleeping in the fins of a giant flounder instead?

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Interview with the cheerleader