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Are you interested in watching Adventure Time, but intimidated by the thought of watching 252 episodes? Have you watched the series before, but want to watch again without any filler episodes (unless it’s Bubbline, of course)? This is for you!

After seeing a request in the ATimers tag, I have compiled a list of all the Adventure Time episodes that contain major plot, important backstory, major characterization, and/or Bubbline moments. I have also included optional episodes that I think will increase your understanding/enjoyment of the show (I put the reason next to it; if it says something about being an arc, backstory, characterization, etc., be warned that not watching may make the major plot points of the show a bit more confusing for you). 

I condensed the show down to 128 of the 10-minute episodes (69 episodes if you don’t watch any of the optional episodes). Optional episodes are in italics. Episodes with Bubbline moments, characterization of Marcy/Princess Bubblegum (PB), or major backstory/plot related to Marcy/PB are in bold. Anything with a an asterisk (*) can be watched at any time (order doesn’t matter, though you may still want to watch it in the same season). 

I hope this helps someone out since I spent three hours putting it together! Without further ado… 

Season 1 

1 x 2 “Trouble in Lumpy Space” | Introduces LSP 

1 x 3 “Prisoners of Love” | Introduces the Ice King 

1 x 5 “The Enchiridion” 

1 x 9 “My Two Favorite People” | Introduces Jake & Lady Rainacorn (LR) arc 

1 x 10 “Memories of Boom Boom Mountain” 

1 x 12 “Evicted” 

1 x 15 “What is Life?” | Introduces NEPTR + Ice King characterization

1 x 16 “Ocean of Fear” | Finn characterization 

1 x 17 “When Wedding Bells Thaw” | Ice King characterization 

1 x 20 “Freak City” | Introduces Magic Man

1 x 22 “Henchman” 

1 x 24 “What Have You Done?” | Ice King characterization (*)

1 x 25 “His Hero”

Season 2

2 x 1 “It Came from the Nightosphere” 

2 x 2 “The Eyes” | Ice King characterization 

2 x 3 “Loyalty to the King” | Ice King characterization 

2 x 6 “Slow Love” | Just a funny/cute episode (*)

2 x 7 “Power Animal” | Establishes more of Adventure Time universe

2 x 10 “To Cut a Woman’s Hair”

2 x 11 “Chamber of Frozen Blades” | Ice King characterization (*)

2 x 12 “Her Parents” | Jake and Lady Rainacorn (LR) arc 

2 x 15 “The Real You”

2 x 17 “Death in Bloom” | Establishes more of the AT universe 

2 x 18 “Susan Strong” | Introduces Susan Strong arc

2 x 20 “Go with Me” | Subtle Bubbline

2 x 24 “Mortal Folly” 

2 x 25 “Mortal Recoil” 

2 x 26 “Heat Signature” 

Season 3

3 x 3 “Memory of a Memory”

3 x 5 “Too Young” 

3 x 6 “The Monster” | LSP characterization/general cuteness (*)

3 x 7 “Still” | Ice King characterization 

3 x 9 “Fiona and Cake” | Gender bending episode (*) 

3 x 10 “What was Missing” 

3 x 14 “Beautopia” | Susan Strong arc continues 

3 x 17 “Thank You” | Not vital to plot, but adorable (*)

3 x 18 “Apple Thief” | Not vital to plot, but a favorite (*)

3 x 19 “Holly Jolly Secrets Pt. 1” 

3 X 20 “Holly Jolly Secrets Pt. 2″ 

3 x 21 “Marceline’s Closet” 

3 x 25 “Dad’s Dungeon” | Finn and Jake background

3 x 26 “Incendium” | Flame Princess Arc

Season 4

4 x 1 “Hot to the Touch” | Flame Princess arc 

4 x 2 “Five Short Graybles” | Established more of AT universe (*)

4 x 5 “Return to the Nightsophere”

4 x 6 “Daddy’s Little Monster”

4 x 8 “Hug Wolf” | Generally cute (*)

4 x 9 “Princess Monster Wife” | Ice King characterization + great episode

4 x 10 Goliad 

4 x 11 “Beyond this Earthly Realm” | Ice King characterization 

4 x 13 “Princess Cookie” | Generally cute 

4 x 15 “Sons of Mars” | Established more of AT universe

4 x 16 “Burning Low” | Flame princess arc + PB characterization

4 x 18 “King Worm” | Serious foreshadowing

4 x 19 “Lady and Peebles”

4 x 20 “You Made Me” 

4 x 22 “Ignition Point” | Flame Princess Arc 

4 x 24 “Reign of Gunters” 

4 x 24 “I Remember You"

4 x 26 “The Lich” 

Season 5

5 x 1 “Finn the Human”

5 x 2 “Jake the Dog”

5 x 6 “Jake the Dad” | Jake/LR arc

5 x 5 “All the Little People” | Cool and very slight Bubbline cameo 

5 x 9 “All Your Fault”

5 x 11 “Bad Little Boy” | Gender bending + Marcy/Ice King development

5 x 12 “Vault of Bones” | Flame Princess arc

5 x 14 “Simon and Marcy” 

5 x 16 “Puhoy” | Flame Princess arc 

5 x 17 “BMO Lost” | SO ADORABLE. If you don’t watch you’re missing out (*)

5 x 18 “Princess Potluck” | Ice King characterization (*)

5 x 20 “Shh!” | Established more AT universe and is cute/neat (*)

5 x 21 “The Suitor” 

5 x 22 “The Party’s Over, Isla de Senorita” | Ice King character development

5 x 23 “One Last Job” | Jake character development 

5 x 26 “Wizards Only, Fools” 

5 x 28 “Be More” | BMO backstory (*)

5 x 29 “Sky Witch” 

5 x 30 “Frost and Fire” | Flame Princess arc

5 x 31 “Too Old”

5 x 32 “Earth and Water”

5 x 33 “Time Sandwich”

5 x 34 “The Vault"

5 x 38 “Red Starved” 

5 x 40 “Play Date” | Finn character development

5 x 41 “The Pit” | Finn character development 

5 x 45 “Blade of Grass”

5 x 46 “Rattleballs” | Finn character development 

5 x 47 “The Red Throne” | Flame Princess arc

5 x 48 “Betty” 

5 x 50 “Lemonhope Pt. 1″

5 x 51 “Lemonhope Pt. 2″

5 x 52 “Billy’s Bucket List”

Season 6 

6 x 1 “Wake Up”

6 x 2 “Escape from the Citadel”

6 x 4 “The Tower” | Finn character development

6 x 6 “Breezy”

6 x 9 “The Prince Who Wanted Everything | Gender bending (*)

6 x 10 “Something Big” 

6 x 12 “Ocarina” | Jake character development 

6 x 14 “Princess Day”

6 x 16 “Joshua and Margaret Investigate”

6 x 19 “Is That You?” | Flame Princess arc

6 x 22 “The Cooler” | Flame Princess arc

6 x 23 “The Pajama War” 

6 x 24 “Evergreen”

6 x 25 “Astral Plane” | Martin arc

6 x 26 “Gold Stars” | Lich arc

6 x 27 “The Visitor” | Martin arc

6 x 28 “The Mountain” | Flame Princess arc + Lemongrab characterization

6 x 29 “Dark Purple” | Susan Strong arc

6 x 32 “Friends Forever” | Ice King characterization

6 x 35  “Graybles 1000+” | Foreshadowing

6 x 38 “You Forgot Your Floaties” 

6 x 39 “Be Sweet” | Lich arc + LSP character development

6 x 40 “Orgalorg”

6 x 42 “Hot Diggity Doom”

6 x 43 “The Comet” 

Season 7 

7 x 1 “Bonnie & Neddy”

7 x 2 “Varmits” 

7 x 4 “Mama Said” | Finn/Jake character development

7 x 5 “Football” | Adorable BMO (*)

7 x 6 “Marceline the Vampire Queen”

7 x 7 “Everything Stays”

7 x 8 “Vamps About”

7 x 9 “The Empress Eyes”

7 x 10 “May I Come In?”

7 x 11 “Take Her Back” 

7 x 12 “Checkmate”

7 x 13 “The Dark Cloud”

7 x 14 “The More You Moe, The Moe You Know (Part I)” | BMO arc

7 x 15 “The More you Moe, The Moe You Know (Part II)” | BMO arc

7 x 18 “President Porpoise is Missing!” | Adorable + Marcy cameo

7 x 21 “King’s Ransom”

7 x 25 “Flute Spell” | Introduces Huntress Wizard

7 x 26 “The Thin Yellow Line”

7 x 27 “Broke His Crown”

7 x 28 “Don’t Look”

7 x 29 “Beyond the Grotto” | Established more AT universe/cool (*)

7 x 30 “Lady Rainacorn of the Crystal Dimension” | LR backstory (*)

7 x 31 “I am a Sword”

7 x 33 “Normal Man” 

7 x 34 “Elemental”

7 x 35 “Five Short Tables” | Gender bending (*)

7 x 36 “The Music Hole”

7 x 38 “Preboot”

7 x 39 “Reboot”

Season 8

8 x 1 “Two Swords”

8 x 2 “Do No Harm”

8 x 3 “Wheels” | Jake characterization/background (*)

8 x 4 “High Strangeness”

8 x 6 “Jelly Beans Have Powers”

8 x 7 “The Invitation”

8 x 8 “Whipple the Happy Dragon”

8 x 9 “Mysterious Island”

8 x 10 “Imaginary Resources”

8 x 11 “Hide and Seek”

8 x 12 “Min and Marty”

8 x 13 “Helpers”

8 x 14 “The Light Cloud”

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What if they were in highschool and still had some form of their powers?

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WLW (and NBLW!) Graphic Novel Recs

Hey guys! I read a lot of graphic novels in 2019 with queer themes, and I wanted to share them with you. Included are the genre, type of representation (as well as I could remember it), and some warnings. My favorites are in bold. Enjoy! ♡

On A Sunbeam by Tillie Walden: Sci-fi; main character (MC) is wlw. Everything by Tillie Walden is great, but especially this story!

Motor Crush by Babs Tarr, Brenden Fletcher, and Cameron Stewart: Sci-fi; MC is wlw.

Low by Rick Remender and Greg Tocchini: Sci-fi; one of the MCs in the second volume is WLW; warning for gore, and the love interest dies. The rep isn’t ideal, but I think the series is worth checking out for the interesting worldbuilding.

The Legend of Korra comics: Fantasy; MC is bisexual.

Monstress by Marjorie Liu and Sana Takeda: Fantasy; MC is wlw; warning for gore.

Spera by Josh Tierney: Fantasy; MCs can be easily interpreted as wlw. They’re butch and femme princesses traveling together, guys.

Meal by Blue Delliquanti & Soleil Ho: Slice-of-life, MC is wlw. Also check out Delliquanti’s webcomic O Human Star, which has a trans wlw protagonist!

Pumpkin Heads by Rainbow Rowell and Faith Erin Hicks: Slice-of-life; female MC is bi/pan.

Meg, Jo, Beth, and Amy by Rey Terciero and Bre Indigo: Slice-of-life; MC is lesbian. It’s a modern retelling of Little Women.

Laura Dean Keeps Breaking Up With Me by Mariko Tamaki and Rosemary Valero-O’Connell: Slice-of-life; MC is lesbian.

Kiss Number 8 by Colleen AF Venable and Ellen T. Crenshaw: Slice-of-life; MC is bi/pan; warning for transphobia.

Moonstruck by Grace Ellis and Shae Beagle: Fantasy; MC is wlw.

The Prince and the Dressmaker by Jen Wang: Historical fiction; amab MC is non-binary (nblw); warning for transphobia.

Gender Queer by Maia Kobabe: Memoir; the author is nblw.

The Witch Boy by Molly Ostertag: Fantasy; one of the MCs is wlw. Saving my favorite for last; I highly recommend. It’s filled with queer themes.

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you dont want to fuck with me you dont even know how many have perished beneath me

literally those lil bug boys dont know where their going and ive killed so fuckkng many

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why do i close the bathroom door behind me? so when the ghosts go to the bathroom they have some privacy duh

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all might? more like all fight

i wanna throw hands with all might you got a problem with that? i dont hate him or anything, in fact hes like a father figure, that doesnt mean i dont want to fight him though. i gotta find out whose stronger this a battle and theres no holding back lil bitch man

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why do we always dress up villain deku in a suit

like this is the same bitch you wears those red shoes everyday like just because i go evil does NOT mean im going to develop a fashion sense why does deku i need a plot to this shit

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the birds work

for the

bourgeoisie

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uh hot take

my sexuality is something not even i understand and it really isnt anyones business what it turns out to be unless youre me or trying to bang me and from the looks of it all the people trying to bang ain’t here so

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quick questions for the dudes

1) can you actually spin your dicks? and 2) how fast if so?

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yo where ya’ll getting these cute ass clothes cause i keep seeing like this skater grunge type clothing and im crying right now like where the fuck you get this shit i want it so bad please give me a good fashion sense

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when you really think about it

and i live by that

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teen titans writers: okay how about we make a bomb ass show right? get everyone realllll hooked on it and then just stop making it after a huge cliff hanger? doesnt that sound cool? DOESNT THAT SOUND JUST COOL

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i just realized that danny phantom is 14 years old

all those years of wishing i was as old as him so i could date him and i totally forget the second i turn 14 no wonder why my mother thinks im a disappointment

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I just had this hyper-realistic dream and like. I don’t even know what to make of this lmao 

I was sitting in this park, on a bench, looking up at the night sky and all the stars and stuff, and I blinked and suddenly the entire sky was different. I’m talking different constellations, the sky absolutely packed with billions more stars, some so close they’re massive. I’m like wtf and suddenly I realise there’s an old man sitting next to me, dressed in like 1940s clothing, also looking up at the sky.

before I can ask him if he’s you know, noticed, he speaks, without looking away from the sky.

“this is what the universe really looks like,” he tells me.

“oh,” I say. a pause. “…can you put it back?”

he smiles and nods. I look up. the sky has gone back to normal.

“what do I do with this information?” I ask, looking at him again.

he turns his head and, smiling, looks me dead in the face. "be careful.“

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i got a rare condition

i got a glass dick and paper balls

every time i jump my dick just shatters and my nuts turn into origami paper cranes and fly away