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SPACE FAE AU TIME!!

okay- so Humans are space fae right? all species have their own holidays for one reason or another, but out of all the holidays shared on the ship, Human holidays always baffle the red oftthe crew the most.... mostly due to the rampent capitalisim infused into them.

my idea here is how would Shuichi handle being Kokichi's boyfriend during such a huge human holiday such as Christmas? Kokichi wants to share it with him, all the decorations and stories and traditions, but god is it more confusing than Halloween was.

at least Halloween made some sorts of sense to him, hallowwen is the holiday where you dress up as something fictional to protect yourself from monsters and also go door to door collecting candy offerings- the canfy offerings are weird but he can make a educated guess about how i came to be.

but the weird layers of Christmas mythology completly disorient him- the fuck do you mean there's a living snow man, guy who enslaves mythological beings to make toys to give out, weird goat man who deals with bad kids, and also it's the birthday of one of your gods???

aside from that i think he also gets explained the concept of gift trading and wants to give Kokichi something for it, but is in over his head trying to figure out what would be deemed an acceptable gift for the holiday. i also think Kokichi introduced him to mistletoe, and he isn't sure what to make of the tradition outside of it clearly being something Kokichi uses as an excuse to smooch him. (Miu does this with Maki too, but she trades smooches with headbutts to make Maki more comfy about it due to her species distaste for physical affection)

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thinking about my Humans are Space Fae au again.

Yk how Kokichi is short? what if cause he's so short compaired to any other humans the Alien crew's seen, they all think he's a runt (not knowing humans don't really have runts). They don't have nearly as drastic hight differences in their species so it's hard for them to imagine his height being normal.

It kinda makes him scarier cause not only is he part of a deadly species and from a deathworld, he also is a runt and by all means should not have survived- but here he is leading the surface team through danger.

surely they'd assume he's been through alot and might even be more powerful than other humans due to his runt status toughening him up. They see Miu and him have "dominance fights" constantly and he almost always comes out on top despite Miu being bigger and louder than him. They might also pick up on Miu mocking Kokichi's hight, see her wearing those paw covers that add to her hight, and overhear other humans they cross paths with at stations and ports say that they prefer tall mates.

Everything just reinforces the concept of Kokichi being a runt in their minds, or at the very least that humans have a thing for height. That second option might actually help Shuichi feel more comfy around him pre-relationship; Shuichi isn't attractive to his species for his coat color, and Kokichi supposedly isn't attractive to humans cause he's short, so to Shuichi they seem to be in the same boat.

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🎲 hi!! it's the dice anon who made cartoon kokichi, i just wanted to come in to say I LOVE THE WAY YOU DREW HIM??? ITS SO SOFT, HE LOOKS SO DEVIOUS,, PARDON ME BUT I WANTED TO GOBVLE THAT PIECE UP THE MOMENT I SAW IT, is it okay to save it? do you have the art posted? i'd like to reblog it to my side blog if that's okay, it's so so good and i want to share it but it's okay if you'd rather not!!

i love the lil flower in his pocket btw and the gloves!!! THE GLOVES IM SORRY I JUST REALLY FIXATED OVER THAT BC IT WAS THE ONE IDEA I FELT PROUD OF THINKING UP AKFKKDKGSV your art is amazing thank you for sharing it

OMG TYSM!! I was so happy when I saw how much you liked it! Apologies if the is took a while to answer, I don’t normally get inbox requests here. You’re free to post it on your blog too, dw :)

Sorry for the wait and have a good week💜 (Everyone go visit @pup-themlin ‘s blog for me!)

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I don’t know how to feel about the fact that my first ask is from a sex bot. I mean hopefully because I’m still in high school..

Please tell me this is a one time thing.

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Kokichi with an GN S/O more dominant/chaotic than him (Ultimate Chaos Ruler)

Warnings: NSFW themes, dark language

Before you came around, everything was sooo boring! Ok, maybe thats an over exaggeration. With his friends like Kiiboy and Miu around, he could entertain himself for the day just fine.

But it was starting to get boring, stale..he needed something to entertain himself for s long period of time or he would get restless at school.

So when one day, a new ultimate student came around, he finally had something to look forward to at school!

He would spend almost all day talking to the same people he would hang out with about the “new student in class” and how they should get ready to have their head teased clean off them.

Little did he knew what he was getting himself into, because when you actually arrived, it was him who was nearly swept off his feet. Ultimate Chaos Ruler?! Excuse me?!

He was intrigued, frustrated and attracted all at once. What? No you didn’t hear the second part.

The second after you introduced yourself, he jumped out his seat and shook your hand to say high, telling you that “Your talent is pretty cool and all, but you should know I’m the real leader around here!”

Some of his classmates rolled their eyes at that, giving you sympathetic looks that said “Sorry, he’s an asshole” but you weren’t having it.

You scoffed in his face, snatching your hand out of his and slapping him right in the face.

“You must be an absolute idiot to think that you could walk up to me and hold the Ultimate Chaos Leaders hand without asking before hand! Know your place zygote!” You huffed, strutting to your seat in the corner of the classroom.

Some people’s faces were slack jawed, including Kokichi’s, but what they didn’t know was that he was more in love with you than he had anyone else in his life right then and there.

Then, began the annoying.

“So do you have an organization too?” “Not exactly..” “Oh! So it’s a cult, like what Angie’s in?” “Who is Angie?? Ugh, stay back, you’re too close!”

People were getting so sick of you too during classes, it would rarely ever be quiet, save for Miu’s teasing.

“Ooo, the little shota’s got it down bad for Y/N! Just think about it! Two leaders fighting for dominance and—“ “SHUT UP, SLUT.”Both of you screamed.

Although she wasn’t far off from the truth, because over the months you two actually got to know each other, Kokichi just fell harder and harder for you. And you? Well, you were in denial the whole way.

“Argh, what’s wrong with me?!” You hissed to yourself. Shuichi tilted his head, smiling nervously, “What do you mean Y/N?”

“I mean Kokichi!” “What about him?..” “He’s being, arghh..him!!”

You struggled to put your words together, failing to understand why he was digging into the closest parts of your heart.

“Y/N?..” Kaito chuckled. “What…” “Have you ever thought that you, I dunno like him?”

Ooo, you were furious, like you could ever love scum like him! …Could you?

You both pondered on it for the next few days, until one day in an empty hall where you two were talking, things escalated.

“All I’m saying is, someone as puny and tiny as you could never cause more chaos that wouldn’t hurt a fly~” Kokichi snickered.

“Oh yeah?” You challenged him, “Ever heard of the time I took down a whole skating ring with a cow and a match stick?”

He cackled, “As if you could ever do something like that, they probably asked where your parents were when you showed up—“ His banter was cut off with a gasp as he was pushed down onto some poor lockers by your hands.

This position was a bit more than suggested, your kabedon almost immediately making his knees buckle and plop down on the floor, you gaze and stature following with him.

You had had enough of all his bitching, so you sharpened your gaze and leaned in, “Wanna say that again?”

He was speechless, and unsuprisingly so. Hid face was a lovely red, and all too pretty…no!All would be reduced to ashes at the Chaos Rulers gaze! But what you didn’t account for, is the sudden feeling of something poking your leg…

“Ahh!” You screamed, getting up to see exactly what you feared, a boner. He’d gotten hard only by you cornering him against the wall..and it was kinda hot..

But it got worse, as you both heard someone gasp from the end of the hall, only to see Tsumugi with a surprised face that morphed into a devilish smile.

“Tsumugi.” You stated matter of factly, you’ve been here long enough just to know what she’d do. “Dont you dare..”

Luckily, she took the hint and sighed, looking to the side solemnly with both her hands clasped together, “Fine..” she moped. “But if you don’t confess to each other in the next two weeks I’m spilling it!”

She ran away too fast for you to make any negotiations, screaming she’d write a “fanfic” about this later, what the hell is that?

Anyway, you shook your head and sighed, looking to see Kokichi’s baffled face, but no one was there.

“Huh..” you thought “Confess to him in the next two weeks..” You sighed to yourself again. Putting your hands in your pockets and walking off with a huff.

Maybe that wouldn’t be such a bad thing…

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Haruruma Week (Day 3) - Sleep

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Summary: Maki finds Miu working her ass off in the middle of the night, and uses the last bit of her sanity to make her go to sleep. (Domestic AU , Of-Age Drinking)

Notes: *crawls out my firey pit of hell* yo

Last night was a bit of a blur for Maki, she remembers going out for a high school reunion with her friends and having a few drinks thanks to a confidence boost from Miu and her unhinged friend group of Kokichi, Tsumugi and Rantaro who hinestly reminded her of a very fucked up version of the Four Musketeers.

After the party was over, Miu and Maki called a Taxi to drive them home since the designated driver of the two had already had one too many shots and with the help of Shuichi, was able to call one and drive home.

Maki was lucky drunk Miu wasn’t the loud, crying or horny type but instead just fell out like a light switch once her head met a pillow.

So it was logical of Maki to suspect that she could peacefully go to sleep as well. Well, almost..

Because as good as Maki can remember, at some ungodly hour in the early morning, she woke up in their bed to far away clinking and clattering in Miu’s working office.

Maki blinked, and then let out a tired sigh, due to sleep deprivation, her hangover and having to put Miu back to bed like a misbehaving child.

Maneuvering through their house on quiet feet, she turned the corner and creaked open the door to Miu’s office to see her tinkering with some old inventions she put in her “Work In Progress” box a long time ago.

“Oh, heyyy babe!” Miu slurred, turning around to see Maki staring at her in the dark hallway without a hint of fear in her voice. She guessed she got used to all the jumps areas since they started living together.

“Hey..” Maki spoke in a low voice, raising her eye brow when she watched Miu continue to work on her invention and lose grip of her wrench, it whacking her face in the process.

“Shit!” Miu screamed, making Maki wince, as she still had a pretty severe head ache. “You just go back to bed, peaches, I’ll be there in..” she spoke as the whole thing fell apart, “A moment…”

Maki sighed once more, and decided to get the deed over with, picking up her fiancee with one arm, throwing the half of her over her shoulder and using the other hand to keep her behind steady.

“Hey!” Miu barked, weakly kicking her legs, “I wasn’t done yeeet!” She whined, getting little to no reaction from Maki as she slumped her body weight on her shoulder.

“And I wasn’t done sleeping,” Maki said slightly annoyed, “And neither were you, clearly”

That earned her a huff, and the rest of the trip back to their bedroom was quiet, as Maki gently plopped her down on Miu’s side of the bed.

“You can’t make me sleep..” Miu pouted, rolling herself up into a burrito with their velvet covers.

“Hey, give that back, I need some..” Maki argued, growing tired from carrying Miu back.

“Make me.” Miu rolled her eyes, before she suddenly felt Maki’s lips on her own. The fuzzy feeling rising in Miu’s stoamch didn’t go unnoticed, as when the kiss broke, Miu squirmed, tossing Maki some cover and moving to cuddle her side.

“How’s that?” Maki asked, looking her straight in the eyes, being thankful for the dim lights so Miu wouldn’t see the blush rising on her face.

“..Stupid bimbo…” Miu whispered, hiding her face in Maki’s side. “Stupid hot bimbo…” she murmured again, closing her eyes and finally resting.

“Go to sleep.” Maki rolled her eyes, pushing her blush down, turning to straddle Miu’s hips as well, before finally going back to bed.

+More!

[In The Morning…]

“Ughh!!” Miu groaned still too tired to sit up, “My fuckin’ head feels like it’s splitting open!”

“Then stop yelling.” Maki spoke from the bathroom, washing her face. “I put some advil on the night stand, do you want pancakes or sausage?”

“Pus—“

“STOP IT.” Maki screamed, blushing as Miu cackled from their bed, turning their TV on to watch Kitchen Nightmares for the 7th time this week.

God damn, Miu was a lot of work, but she wouldn’t change it for the world..

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Haruruma Week (Day 2) - Competition

Summary: Miu tries and fails, 5 times to beat Maki at a competition, only to resort to drastic measures for a win.

Notes: What in the fuck was I thinking 💀💀

“Hey, murder tits! Slow the fuck down!!” Miu wheezed, trying to catch up with Maki who was leaving her in the dust.

It had been like this all day, since this mornings breakfast, Miu made the horrible mistake of challenging Maki to a race in hopes that she would get to see her panties as she ran by. (which in hindsight made absolutely no sense.)

Maki gave Miu absolutely no response, refusing to even glance her way until she made it passed the finish line…which was Korekiyo.

“Now..” Korekiyo whimpered from under his mask as Maki flew by him like a bullet. “If that is all you need from me, I shall be going…” he stated weakly.

Maki nodded in return, “Thanks for the help..” before the blown out man shakily made his way back inside the campus.

Right behind her, Maki heard the familiar, heavy footsteps of Miu, and then a sharp slap on her back that made Maki jolt.

“You…you fuckin’ asshole..” Miu panted, “You left me in the godamned dust!” She huffed, regaining her composure, despite slightly sweating her mascara off, was a quarter mile run that hard?

“I’m sorry you’re too slow.” Maki spoke in a sly tone, giving Miu a slight smirk that sent shivers up Miu’s spine, in a good way, of course.

Instead of giving up like she should have, Miu decided to dig herself into the Mariana Trench.

“Well..” Miu started, straightening up her posture, “I bet you can’t beat me at a pocky game!” She stated proudly.

Maki tilted her head, confused, as if to say “What the hell is that?”

Oh, Miu was going to have fun with this…

-

Never mind, she takes it all back.

She thought she was gonna one-up the murder happy goddess with a steamy game of pocky with some one the most mouth-watering candy ever.

But no, instead, at least five games have passed, and in each and everyone, Maki has surprised her in such an absurd way that Miu couldn’t take the pressure and dipped.

The last one, as good as Miu can remember, is when Maki decided that since going in for a kiss on her cheek, lips, or nose wasn’t an option, she just straight up yanked the rest of the pocky out of Miu’s mouth and slowly ate the rest.

“Where is Maki and what have you done with my wife.” Miu screamed in her head, pushing down her blush for the 4th time today and failing miserably.

“Give up?” Maki asked, looking a bit too fondly as Miu as she tried to compose herself, “I’m getting kind of sick of these myself, how many calories are in these?” She asked herself, reading the back of the box and going pale.

“Yeah, no.” Maki sighed, standing up and dusting off her skirt, as they had taken this whole competition to the library where no one would disturb them.

She bent back down and surprised Miu for the last time today by skipping the whole process of getting her off the ground by picking her up bridal style.

“Hey!!” Miu screamed, as she felt her world turning upside down and there was nothing she could do about it.

…Nothing but get comfortable as she started into Maki’s deep, red and hypnotizing eyes. It was clear Maki was in a similar trance, because she hadn’t registered Miu’s face closing in on hers, and—

“Ah!” Maki gasped as Miu suddenly licked her face, dropping Miu back on the floor in the process, causing her to burst into hysterics.

“Aha!” Miu snorted, “Gotcha, killer biatch! Hows it feel being on the short end of the stick, ahaha!” She cackled, ignoring the growing dull-pain on her back.

She didn’t notice, but Maki now had a light layer of blush dusted across her cheeks, even as she wiped off the spot Miu licked, and whispered to herself, “…Smartass.”

Miu gasped, “I heard that!”

“Fuck you.”

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Haruruma Week (Day 1) - Scrunchies

Summary: Miu and Maki do their best to combat the heat on the hottest day of the year.

Note(s): I’m not actually that good at writing for either of these characters and took a few too many breaks while making it, so apologies if the story seems repetitive or has an unbalanced storyline..

Since it was summer break, and the V3 class was trying to stay in touch, they all collectively decided to go have a beach day. Something they forgot to remember, though was that it was June 20th, and the hottest day of the year.

“Uggghhh!” Kokichi whined as Kirumi had held him aside to lather sunblock on his back like a child, “It’s too hot for this! I wanna go back inside!” He pouted.

“Someone please make him be quiet..” Shuichi wheezed, emphasizing the please with as much kindness as he could.

Kirumi sighed, “Kokichi please quiet down..”

While everyone did their best to combat the sun’s heat, Maki had chosen to stay under the maroon themed umbrella and towel she bought.

“So loud..” Maki groaned softly to herself, before reaching in her beach bag to begin lathering on her own sunblock.

“Hey killer tits!” Maki stiffened up before whacking the girl behind her straight in the face, relaxing once she saw who it was.

“Oh..hey Miu.” Maki said, feeling a bit guilty for punching her so hard, but also because how did she sneak up behind her? Shaking off the thought, she asked Miu if she was alright.

“Uh, yeah, I was!” Miu scoffed, sitting up beside Maki and rubbing her nose, “before I got socked in the damn face!”

“..My bad..” Maki said softly, and right as she was about to go back to putting on her sunblock, Miu once again Interrupted her.

“W-wait!” Miu yelped, “Lemme put it on for you..”

Maki was going to say that she didn’t have too, and no it was not because she didn’t know if she could handle it…

But the words were said too soon, and before she knew it, Maki had the winds knocked out of her by Miu resting her chest on her back, before going under her bathing suit to lather the sunblock on her back and other places she couldn’t reach.

“Miu..” Maki growled lowly, pulling on her pigtails as she tried to will away the blush coming to her face.

Miu snickered before she began to do the same for her neck, “You should be honored that someone as great as the Genius Miu Iruma as taking the time out of her day to help you!” She smiled before getting off,squirting some more in her hand.

And swiping it right across her nose.

God Maki was going to die.

“There!” Miu exclaimed, before finally sitting back down beside her, sighing and wiping her forehead. Even under the shade, it was still scolding hot, and Miu needed something to get her damping hair out her face.

Apparently it was physically visible, as one of Maki’s scrunchies was shoved onto her chest, causing Miu to gasp.

“Here.” Maki stated blankly, not moving her hand out the way until Miu took the balled up scrunchy out her palm. “You can give it back later..”

Miu freezes for a moment, like she actually doesn’t believe this is happening right now, blinking a few times before slowly taking the scrunchy from her hand and thinking “Oh my god it smells like her time to activate ooga booga brain” and has to take a deep breath before tying up her hair in a messy bun.

“Heh, I’ll take it..b-but not because you told me too!” Miu huffs as she straightened out her all too revealing bikini she chose to wear to the beach.

In response, Maki giggled, she actually laughed. And god if it wasn’t music to Miu’s ears.

“Whatever, dumbass..” Maki spoke, tying her own hair up into a ponytail and suddenly Miu thinks she should keep it like that 24/7.

“G-god you look so hot..” Miu whispers to herself, flinching when Maki glares at her, and they both knew it wasn’t because of the heat.

“What’d you say?” Maki spits out and Miu quickly corrects herself.

“H-hee!” She squealed, “I said it’s really hot! Calm your tits!”

A moment of silence passes, and Maki sighs, looking the other was before leaning closer into Miu’s face, “Maybe the heat really is getting to me..” And gave her no time to think before a what Miu assumed was a quick “sorry” kiss before quickly turning over on her back, her face as red as her swim suit.

“…Dumbass..” Miu groans, lying right down beside her, “You’re lucky I love you..”

“GAAAY!” Kokichi screams from the water, Shuichi quickly trying to shut him up, gesturing apologizes to them.

“Oh shut the hell up Mr.Twink!” Miu screams back, a few people looking at them weird before Maki yanks Miu back down beside her.

Oh yeah, and Miu was definitely stealing her scrunchies from now own.