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when you’re just sketching and you accidentally draw something rly good

do it again

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have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know

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"You think something like that would hurt, after all I've been through?"

Happy birthday Kaneki !! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ*

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certainly a tragedy [comm]

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urie kuki

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A lot of people seemed to like that Kylo sketch I posted not so long ago, so I decided to spend an hour or so more and Improve™ it. ____________________ [+added this to society6]

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please unmute this

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How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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“wise words” from Pascal

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Attention TG Fandom

If you find Haise’s chill please return to CCG Main Office First Ward, Tokyo Japan. Thank you!

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Famous words of a pet owner

“WHAT ARE YOU EATING”

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When bae go natural

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Tag Challenge

‣ Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end choose 25 people to be tagged.

Tagged by: @mara-kki tHANk you mate

Last drink: can’t remember but probably water bc i don’t drink anything else ha Last phone call: i never call tbh, think it was a friend who called me however Last text message:  Last song you listened to: actually haven’t listened to music in quite some time so idk Last time I cried: i almost cried today while playing dragon age inquisition bc hAWKE

HAVE YOU EVER:

Dated someone twice: nah Been cheated on: i think i’ve been cheated on twice but that was in 1st grade so like woah such a serious relationship Kissed someone and regretted it: have i ever even kissed someone Lost someone special: well uh i lost my grandpa when i was 3 and he was pretty rad so i guess, other than that i lost this really cool internet friend that i had in 5th grade which is sad bc he was cool af Been depressed: nahhh Been drunk and thrown up: nope 

IN THE PAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

Made a new friend: not that i can think of Fallen out of love: i thought i had but apparently not haha Laughed until you cried: nO BUT MY STOMACH HURT LIKE HELL Met someone who changed you: kind of ish idk Found out who your true friends were: oh yes Found out someone was talking about you: nope, not that i would care very much either

GENERAL:

How many people on tumblr do you know in real life: 2?????? yeah Do you have any pets: i have this cat from hell yes Do you want to change your name: i really really really wanted to some time back but now i just feel eh about it What time did you wake up this morning: 10?? didn’t leave bed until like 12 tho What were you doing last night: partying jk i was on the internet like always Name something you cannot wait for: fire emBLEM FATES Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: nopeeeee What’s getting on your nerves right now: going to school tomorrow hah Blood type: i actually have no idea Nicknames: ara  Relationship status: i was gonna say single but then i realised i’m married Zodiac sign: gemini Pronouns: she/her Favorite TV show: sherlock and hawaii five-0 High school: i start high school in fall 2017 i thINK IDEK like we have different shit in sweden and i am so confused College: well i’m too smol Hair color: brown Long or short: it’s a bit past my shoulders so rather short i would say Do you have a crush on someone: ya What do you like about yourself: that i draw better than i did last year??? Tattoos: i have none but i might get some Righty or lefty: righty

FIRSTS:

First surgery: never been through surgery actually First piercing: my ears First best friend: she’s kind of still my best friend, at least that’s what we tell everybody haha, met her in daycare First sport you joined: i picked up riding in 5th grade i think but i stopped bc i’m too lazy First vacation: since i have family in spain i’ve been going to spain at least once a year since i was born so  First pair of sneakers: cannot remember

RN:

Eating: nada Drinking: nada I’m about to: go to sleep bc i have school tomorrow fml Listening to: nothing Waiting for: fire emblem fates haha Want kids: maybe some day in the future but pREGNANCY FREAKS ME OUT Get married: i ain’t getting married i already am Career: have no career rn but i really wanna do webdesign tho i’m probs going for architect

WHICH IS BETTER:

Lips or eyes: eyes Hugs or kisses: i have no experience with kissing so tbh idk but i guess hugging bc then you can strangle the other Shorter or taller: taller Older or younger: older?? Romantic or spontaneous: no idea tbh, spontaneous?? Sensitive or loud: sensitive Hook up or relationship: relationship Troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER:

Kissed a stranger: nah Drank hard liquor: nah Lost glasses/contacts: i used to never want to wear my glasses but nowadays i never take them off so iT’S HARD TO LOSE THEM Sex on first date: nah bro Broken someone’s heart: i really really really hope not Been arrested: yeS I AM A REBEL no jk i have never Turned someone down: well yeah Cried when someone died: none of my close relatives have died recently so not really bUT I CRY AS SOON AS SOMEONE DIES IN MOVIES/SHOWS Fallen for a friend: don’t think i would consider him a friend no

DO YOU BELIEVE:

In yourself: yes and no idk it’s complicated hahaha Miracles: ish?? Love at first sight: look at me falling for all these asians yes Heaven: yes and no tbh Santa Claus: nah I tag: @pr1nzen, @rock-star-anime, @fujohsi, @kenmawikia, @kuro-kaito i dO NOT FIND MORE PEOPLE I DARE TO TAG

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when youre taking a walk while being bored

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☆ Star Wars Character Inspiration ☆- Kylo Ren