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I don't really get why people are still so adamant that Buck and Eddie need to end up together. Like Buck is happy?? Buck and Tommy are sweet and loving to each other and this is maybe the happiest Buck has been in a relationship the whole show, and to want the show runners to ruin that just to fulfill a mythical Buddie ship is kinda mean. Like I know they're fictional characters, but can we just be happy for Buck instead of staying stuck on this one relationship idea?

Not to mention it's only been like 2 episodes... give it a minute please

And as always... these cis white men aren't the end-all-be-all of queer representation. Hen has been out the entire show.

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Unpopular Iliad & Odyssey opinions that I have/need to be said

Iliad:

Hector/Hektor did nothing wrong

Achilles was (at least) sexually attracted to Men and women and we need to acknowledge this fact on both counts

Achilles is infuriating

Odyssey

Odysseus never cheated on his wife he was forced (which is SA) by Calypso and Crice

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

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I'M NOT OKAY

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PART TWO of my stupid Iliad doodles.

Here's part one.

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So I uhhh... I finished the Iliad. I had a lot of fun but there were so MANY weird ass funny moments that I HAD to draw. Enjoy my personal retelling of these bits. (The designs for the characters are very undocumented and definitely not final though).

PART ONE:

Part two over there!

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if you really think about it, spiraling is sort of fun cause it’s like a slide but for depression instead of making childhood memories

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The one time Jason actually spends the night at the manor and Bruce just happens to accidentally eat his cookie.

Obligatory click for better quality

You do NOT have permission to repost my art.

Meme reference under cut

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There are 3 universal Truths - death, taxes, and hating how your voice sounds on recording

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Listened to the Man of Steel soundtrack for the first time in years.

Still the greatest of all time.

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modern day scholars

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Jason is trying his best to make him look vicious ; )'

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Obsessed with Batkids that came after Jason's death accidentally letting slip things they know about him/talking about him like he's there:

Tim: "Not that he's-- I mean, the way Bruce talks about him, sometimes it's like--

Duke, simultaneously: "We hired a medium last week to communicate with his spirit."

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Steph, accidentally bursting out of the kitchen while Damian is being interviewed: "Someone tell Jason he's an asshole for finishing all the peanut butter." *spots camera crew and freezes*

Damian: "Jason's what I named our new dog. Right Baba? He's the dog we saw last week at the shelter."

Bruce, through gritted teeth: "Yes, I remember saying that we had too many animals already, but anything to make my kids happy."

Steph, awkwardly sidestepping out of the frame.

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A comic (?) about my love of weird little bats for this halloween

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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

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Presumably, if adult humans are weird, then human kids must be weird as well. But of course, since aliens probably wouldn’t interact with human children too much, there might not be much about them in the human guide.

Imagine a human leaving her kid with an alien friend because her SO is sick and none of her human crewmates are able to act as babysitter and she’s got an important meeting. So she goes to the meeting and the alien takes her kid to one of the rooms in the ship that acts as a sort of play area.

Then, when the human comes out of the meeting, she picks her phone up and sees that she has some missed calls…

1st call: “Hey, Katie, it’s me, Grit. I know you’re probably in the meeting by now and can’t answer your phone, but I was just wondering… Jackie’s been chasing the other kids a lot, is she hunting them? Is that part of the whole predatory instincts thing? They all seem to be having fun— at least I think so, they’re all making that weird noise you guys make— but I just thought I’d let you know. And, um, listen… she’s not going to try and eat the ones she catches, is she?”

2nd call: “Hi, Katie, Grit again— look, I know that you guys are descended from tree climbing mammals and so your offspring need climbing equipment to satisfy those instincts— but there’s no way she’s supposed to be that high, right? None of the other parents are doing anything and I can’t go up and get her down because my hooves can’t get a grip on the frame. She’s right on top and— NO!<incomprehensible noises that sound like a cross between the moo of a cow and the bray of a donkey>— okay, so she’s swinging from the bars. One of the other humans just explained that that’s normal. He’s offered me some coffee, but I said no because I’m pretty sure that stuff’s toxic. I’ll try not to call again unless there is an emergency.”

3rd call: “I’m so sorry, Jackie’s been injured. She tripped over and seems to have lost a layer of skin from her knee. She’s making these noises and there’s liquid coming from her eye sockets and I don’t know what to do! Please pick up! There’s blood and the coffee offering human keeps saying she should suck the blood out or something. Is that a thing? Does your species’ saliva have healing properties? Shoud I call a medic?! Please pick up!”

4th call: “Sorry for that last message. Jackie seems to be doing fine now. I don’t know how— she should be laid out for weeks after an injury like that! Please, for my sanity, can you get a human babysitter next time?”

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Being a nature photographer seems great, maybe I should try…