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yall i haven’t been on here in so long i’m sorry i finally got enough of a life to where i didn’t have time to be on here

and i haven’t been keeping up with supergirl but i’m assuming they’re still on their bullshit so

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y’all it’s almost christmas break i’m so pumped i can finally come back

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it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

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Me around gays and girls: dirty joaks

Me around straight men: no I do not know what sex is, and I am not interested in knowing. Also, if you mention it I am calling the police

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I can think of 4 celebs that have openly supported fans of femslash noncanon ships(and even supported the ship itself in some cases).

Anna Kendrick- Bechloe(Pitch Perfect Trilogy)

Katie McGrath- Supercorp/Karlena(Supergirl)

Lana Parrilla- SwanQueen(Once Upon A Time)

Jameela Jamil- Teleanor/Elhani(The Good Place)

Your fave could NEVER.

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Emma: haha do you guys dare me to kiss Regina

Them: no

Emma: *shaking head and chuckling* I can’t believe you guys are making me do this

Them: we’re not

Emma: *climbing onto Regina’s lap* this is so wild you guys are so fucked up for making me do this

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Regina: When you said that you were magic in bed, I wasn’t expecting this-

Emma: [Holds up a six of diamonds] Is this your card?

Regina: Holy fuck

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Supercorp and Swan Queen don't exist, never existed, never meant to exist. Don't put them on the same list as Sanvers and Calzona, actual representation. Y'all aren't doing LGBT fans any favors

hey pal, fuck off :) 

what makes you think you have any authority to dictate what i can and can’t ship?

oh wait—you don’t.

and wait a minute… did i come to your goddamn blog and bitch about your favorite ships? well, no, i didn’t, because i’m a decent human being who minds their own business. and for fucks sake, you didn’t even have the courage to send this ask with your url. you’re a nonnie lmao

how about you do yourself a favor and don’t come back to my blog, sweetie pie. 

just like i can marry whoever, i want i can ship whoever i want :))

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me: finds a new queerbaited lesbian ship

every other lesbian who knows how it ends: 

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we should all start a lesbian uprising for the injustice done to sanvers, swan queen, rizzles, supercorp, and calzona

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how much do you wanna bet emma swan and jane rizzoli would have been best friends

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finally it’s thanksgiving break ugh i can breathe also i got gayer 

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tumblr law states that if you’re the age of 14 you’re actually just 12 i’m sorry i don’t make the rules

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me, laying down to sleep after a long day: ah yes, now to contemplate my existence and that of the entire universe, consider nihilistic ideology, and wonder if this is all null and void,,,

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ok but if Lena were a man the writers would never make Kara call him her brother

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This thing has had Will long enough. Let’s kill the son of a bitch.