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I'm sorry, we as a society do not talk about the fact that in order to maintain his playboy billionaire status Bruce Wayne had to sleep with a lot of people,, a lot, of people in order to maintain that.

And I'm not shaming him for that, get your hot girl summer brucie hell yea, but what I will say is can you imagine,,,

How hilarious it would be that when eventually Batman's identity gets revealed- it's not the reaction he was expecting.

‘‘Oh my god. Oh my god, Bruce Wayne Bruce Wayne the the bimbo Sexy billionaire boy. He is the stoic hard-ass Batman. There's no way-”that's not the reaction. The reaction is

“holy fucking shit I've slept with Batman”

Three quarters of that city and beyond is sat in front of their TVs, their radios, their phones,, I don't care. They're sitting there, agape going ‘I have slept with the Dark Knight. I have seen Gotham's Bat naked on his knees-‘

bruce wouldn’t be able to look the justice league nor his kids in the eyes for weeks after the reveal, solely due to the gossip channels or smth

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Shinjuku awakened something inside him I think.

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Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3

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So I've seen a few webcomics about this but I really do want to see an actual manga/anime about a Succubus/Incubus who materializes in the mortal plane to feed on sexual energy but meet someone who just fucking floors them and they slowly learn that there is more to life than sex. Like they get dressed up all sexy for whatever reason and the person they are with just sighs, kisses them, and then pulls them onto the sofa to cuddle and watch a four hour documentary on the history of Lego or some shit. Just pure wholesomeness and the Succubus/Incubus learns that its okay to just love someone and that they are worthy of love and attention and care and just- HOW IS THIS NOT A THING!?!?!?!?

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As a fellow Morkyll shipper, in your professional opinion, how did the other knights react when Mordred busted with a meek victorian mad scientist and his evil twin personality

At first they thought Jekyll was being blackmailed, but their slow-burn romance got them all invested in their relationship.

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This is so cool!

i love your armor redesigns! ever consider combining the lancer and saber armors for Artoria? like we got a physically more mature Artoria (no oversexualized boobs) with a combination of her more femenine saber outfit + masculine lancer clothes

Thank you!! Something a bit like this?

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Ship Sizes

Supercarrier: fandom flagship.  Everybody and their dog ships it.  The fandom is glutted with artwork and fic.  You cannot escape this ship.

Dreadnought: massively popular.  Nearly everybody ships it.  You can, with dedication, in theory, reach the end of the AO3 archive for the ship’s tag, but it’ll take a long time.

Cruiser: pretty popular ship.  Not everyone ships it, but everyone knows about it.  Has a good amount of fic/art, and probably multiple ask blogs.

Frigate: just plain popular.  Feels like it could use more fanworks.  New people to the fandom might not know about it, but they’ll stumble across it sooner rather than later.

Gunboat: bit of a rarepair.  It might have an ask blog or two.  A couple big name fans ship it.  Probably only takes a few weeks to get through the entire AO3 backlog, and one new fic gets added during that time.

Tugboat: rarepair.  Almost never seen except as a side pairing to a more popular ship.  You can usually get through everything on AO3 in a matter of days.  You’ve forgotten what it is to be picky about what you read.

Rowboat: less than a dozen people ship it.  You all know each other.  You exist in an endless cycle of the same five people desperately producing art and fic and one person who constantly contributes headcanons.

Canoe: you are one of maybe three people who ship it, and there’s a not-insignificant chance you’ve never encountered those other two hypothetical shippers.  You spend your days paddling furiously in hopes of keeping the ship afloat, dreaming of the day you upgrade to a rowboat so you can finally rest.

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AUTHORS NOTE: R18. It's rough wholesome bdsm coded porn w plot. Enjoy:

Her voice was clipped and hoarse, from both the day's activities and the emotion, “You’re late,” She said more sharply than she wanted.

Too abrasive.

She winced at it.

Ritsuka of course didn’t mind though, he never did. And at times like right now, it made her feel worse for her inability to control it.

He hummed, “Yes, well we took the remnants of our group northward a bit, seeing if we could draw our ambushers away…” Ritsuka trailed off, perhaps realizing what she’d meant. “I’ve only just got back five minutes ago…” His blue eyes softened as he appraised her. “I came as quickly as I could…”

Ritsuka walked towards her and started to shed his right gauntlet.

Even though she’d stood up, her ankle made her limp backward, half stumbling again. That irritation growing and disappearing in an instant, her amber eyes widened, as the distance between them closed.

His right gauntlet joined the pile and the glove came free with that same slick wet sound. It fell to the ground too just beside her. His hair was drenched with rain and sweat, having been out there during the worsening rain.

As always his touch was gentle as his hand cupped her right cheek, thumb brushing the cut on her lip, catching the tangled and twisted white strands of hair still clinging to her cheeks through dampness, sweat, and bitter tears she’d shed. Her amber eyes flinched closed, her body tense as that same hand tenderly touched the edge of that bruise formed around her eye.

Slowly, he placed her damp locks of hair back behind her ear, and she grabbed his wrist, tightening her grip on his vambrace to keep his hand right where she wanted it on her cheek. Her bruised jawline was on the left side of her face, and she inhaled sharply and deeply, as she felt his forehead pressing against hers.

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AUTHORS NOTE: R18. It's rough wholesome bdsm coded porn w plot. Enjoy:

Her voice was clipped and hoarse, from both the day's activities and the emotion, “You’re late,” She said more sharply than she wanted.

Too abrasive.

She winced at it.

Ritsuka of course didn’t mind though, he never did. And at times like right now, it made her feel worse for her inability to control it.

He hummed, “Yes, well we took the remnants of our group northward a bit, seeing if we could draw our ambushers away…” Ritsuka trailed off, perhaps realizing what she’d meant. “I’ve only just got back five minutes ago…” His blue eyes softened as he appraised her. “I came as quickly as I could…”

Ritsuka walked towards her and started to shed his right gauntlet.

Even though she’d stood up, her ankle made her limp backward, half stumbling again. That irritation growing and disappearing in an instant, her amber eyes widened, as the distance between them closed.

His right gauntlet joined the pile and the glove came free with that same slick wet sound. It fell to the ground too just beside her. His hair was drenched with rain and sweat, having been out there during the worsening rain.

As always his touch was gentle as his hand cupped her right cheek, thumb brushing the cut on her lip, catching the tangled and twisted white strands of hair still clinging to her cheeks through dampness, sweat, and bitter tears she’d shed. Her amber eyes flinched closed, her body tense as that same hand tenderly touched the edge of that bruise formed around her eye.

Slowly, he placed her damp locks of hair back behind her ear, and she grabbed his wrist, tightening her grip on his vambrace to keep his hand right where she wanted it on her cheek. Her bruised jawline was on the left side of her face, and she inhaled sharply and deeply, as she felt his forehead pressing against hers.

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Guess who is drawing fan arts instead of doing animations for school

🤔

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Here’s a copy of Thrawn from my tarot deck as a stand alone piece

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"Me!? Again!? But I'm already bond 15..."

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Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.