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me: oh damn she cute, imma follow her and never talk to her.
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me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due
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“are you wearing th-“
“the chanel boots? yeah, i am.”
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Me, looking at myself during zoom meetings and not paying attention to anything that’s being said:
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the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes
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haha ok “friend” where were u when i uploaded a selfie
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Hiiii guuuyyyys!!!!
Guys what do you recommend? Buying an used book? Renting the book? Getting the e-Book ooor get the Cengage Unlimeted suscription?
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i’m gonna start acting like a cop & refuse to be nice to customers until they tell me i am brave & handsome for coming into work
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why do parents bust in your room like they trynna catch you cheatin on them with another pair of parents
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