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@irummna sorry for the accident with the micheal and jeremy fanfic! it was only a request so i tried to keep it as close as possible. i do read blueycapsules i just didnt wanna assume their exact sexuality either. Very sorry for the issue ill try to work on that next time 😂

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Dumb bleach blonde ( Dave miller x reader)

You and Dave got hella close, he even started with the nicknames; saying things like ” whatcha doing love?” or “ whatcha want for lunch sweets?” It always ended in a blush from you. Today it was Valentines day, you walked into a closed freddy fazbears, fritz and jeremy were doing couple things while god knows what joans doing. it was also phillips day off so it was just you and Dave today. You walked into your office to find a bouquet of flowers? nobody else was here though? you looked left and then right; there wasnt a card either so, who left it?

a few minutes later

Daves purple car pulls in and soon Dave slumps into the building “ morning Dumb bleach blonde” he grunts at the name “ morning sweets” you blush ” god damn it dave” you mumble ” whats that sweets” he smirks ” nothing” you snap turning beet red

the rest of you and Daves shift

“Sweets can i talk to you?” he asks “ yeah sure ” you agree to his request and he take you to the office where there is no cameras and no microphones. “ So, we’ve know each other for like i dunno a year right?” you giggle ” 18 months Dave, 18 months” you correct the ‘dumb bleach blonde’ ” yeah yeah whatever” he says in his lovable texas accent “ i- god this is hard. do you maybe wanna be my partner? like in you know” you kiss his cheek “ of course dave, ya dumb bleach blonde” you chuckle. he grabs your hand and kisses you (spicy way ofc because i said so) “mph, dave i gotta go home” you chuckle, he grabs your hand and walks you to your car “ see ya sweets” you smile ” bye, my dumb bleach blonde and again he scoffs “yeah yeah”

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Hey sorry if you dont do anons but i was wondering if you could do like a jeremike x fem! reader. like as if they were already in a relation ship but they asked you to be in it too? if you cant thats okay

Ofc! And im completely fine with anons.

“are you sure? what if he isnt poly too?” Micheal asks Jeremy “ well then thats our mistake” Jeremy dragged Micheal by the hand towards you who was doing a paint job on toy bonnies face, you put his ear back on turned him on and told him he was free to leave. Micheal and Jeremy where standing next to you by then “ oh hey guys whats up?” you ask “ well we were wonder-” jeremy cut micheal off “ we wanted to know if you wanted to have a polyamorous relationship with us!” Jeremy blurted out pink faced “ what he said” micheal sighed also flushed in the face “oh, Uhm phew” you turned beet red “ y-yeah sure boys” you smiled trying to hide the fact that you were so flustered it was embarrassing ” really?!” jeremy asks ” are you sure?” micheal asks “ yeah” you answer their questions “ oh thank you!” jeremy hugs you and micheal sighs also bringing you in for a hug you sat there in comforting silence.

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Bro i was making the second part to dumb bleach blonde and my phone had a spasm so it didnt save, fucking hell

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Nightmares( Micheal afton x Reader)

Micheals POV(his nightmare)

Your brothers a baby huh?

yeah, hey i think he wants to see fredbear!

“ no no no no not this again!”

N-no i dont wanna go

hey i think he wants to get closer!

CRUNCH

C- c.c?

BAIL BAIL!

SHIT!

i woke up,in a cold sweat. i hate that one i look over to my lover sleeping peacefully, the’re traumatised too! ive had it easy only babies cry!

3rd pov

he rolls over and snuggles into you but you knew he was awake, the whole time too. you woke to him jerking awake. “love are you okay?” you ask “ oh shit sorry dear” “ your all sweaty honey, did you have another nightmare?” he nods “ oh sweetheart” you roll over and hold him in your arms, he cries softly ” Im a killer! I didnt mean too! i- i dont deserve to live.” you hush him “ thats far from the truth, you are my lovable boyfriend and you are certainly not a brother killer.” he looks at you ” are you sure?” he whispers softly “100% my love” and he soon falls alseep in his favourite persons arms

Its a short drabble thing, sorry

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Dumb bleach blonde (Dave miller x reader)

Phillip walked in with a tired look on his face “whats up phil?” Joan asks Phil “ theres a new employee but hes so loud” he sighs “ HEY IM LOUD AND YOU LOVE ME” Jeremy yells “ please be quiet jeremy” you say to him ” sorry ma’am but you know” you nod. “ Hes starting tomorow” Phillip adds, you tilt your head “ whats his name?” you ask “ Dave, Dave miller” you scoff looking at jeremy “ basic ass name” jeremy laughs his ass off “ i know right who names their kid Dave?!” he coughs out “ clearly mrs miller” Joan sighs.

Next day

A blonde guy with brown roots walks in, looking tired of existing in general “ can i help you sir?” You ask, he cranks his head over “ i work here” he says in a texas accent “ sir im one of the managers here, id know if you worked here.” he scoffs “ well then im dave miller” he sticks a hand out “ oh well im stupid, phillp told me told me about ya” you greet him formally “ y/n, y/n l/n” taking his hand “ lovely name” he complements you, you blush “ thank you..” you thank him “ MR/MRS/MX L/N! JEREMY BLEW UP THE STOVE AGAIN!” fritz yells “ fuckin hell jeremy” you sigh. Running to the kitchen Dave/William watched you leave him “ well then, Y/n l/n” he gawks in his head ( damn mate horny all ready) .

2 hours into Daves shift

“ hey i remembered, i didnt give you a nick name” you gasp, “ what?” Dave cocks his head over (hes also got a hard co-) “ a nick name? i didnt give ya one” Dave sighs “ really?” you nod “ im your boss, i can do what i want🤪” ” fine” you think for a moment “ dumb bleach blonde” you flick your wrist. Dave looks un impressed “ mk whatever”

Part 2?

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So-

i recently got a message, i used to go by Harriet and now im Rae? well! Harriets my dead name, its not as much of a sensitive topic for me as is others.

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Dave?! (jeremike x reader) crackfic

You three were laughing in the storage shed, it was cold and had to be cleaned by you guys the day you found it so you put a mattress along with alot of pillows and blankets but it was comfy now, no spiders cobwebs or cockroaches, you guys playing truth or dare, telling old stories and randomly kiss each other to play around and most of all having a ton of fun! The room was loud and the outside staff could probably hear it (lmao). When you stayed in there after hours Phillip started to worry, three 17-18 year olds alone?! chaos! but he chose that you three were mature

1 hour later

“ so thats how i got a bloody concussion” you yell out telling a story “ your trash on your feet” Jeremy laughs “ says you, you fell into toy bonnie not 4 hours ago”Michael scoffed and Jeremy collapsed onto one of 4 double mattresses “ he was in my wayyyyy” “yeah yeah sure” you laugh Snuggling into the blankets and mattress that lay on the cold floor “ im tired ima take a nap” you say “ but its barely 6 pm” Micheal claims “ WE CAN CUDDLE! FINALLY I WAS WAITING FOR THIS” Jeremy rolls onto your mattress and so does micheal

2 hours later 8:46 pm freddy fazbears 1988

The three of you lay as snug as a bug when you woke up, to the concrete roof but in a warm bed. You looked behind you there lay the fast asleep brunette boy and in your arms lay the blonde one. It was painfully quiet in the storage shed, a weird place to sleep but its something. Micheal wakes up “mornin love” you looked at jeremys watch that was laying on his old mattress, “ hun its not even midnight” a simple O came from mike then jeremy wakes up “ hello the people of my dreams” earning a giggle from you two “ hey Bub” micheal greets the blonde, all of a sudden the door opens showing a bleach blonde texas man “I- WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YA DOIN IN HERE” he yells in his normal texas voice “ hello mr miller” you flinch

the next day the storage shed turned into a get away for you three

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Well, theres a few build a bears in bigger cities, but us aussies dont really go there because some of us think its an american thing, we dont rlly have places like star bucks but the closest thing we have is a place called Zahraffas (hope i spelled that right) and muzz buzz their both very similar. Now before you start anything we dont say gday mate every day, we do say just mate a lot though. Soke more about australia is we arent allowed to show kids UK tv shows that show spiders are friendly because here they most certainly arent lmao. we call flip flops “thongs” crazy ik we call erasers “rubbers” and we spell mom with a U so its mum, we call ourselfs lazy speakers, because we are we shorten a ton of words, mcdonalds is maccas, mosquitoes are mossies and so on, hope this helped with understanding australia more!

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Teen! Micheal x reader headcannons pt2

these ones are slightly suggestive but no underage sex! its bloody illegal

he likes to leave a hickey in a VERY noticeable spot

has a habit of glaring, so even as little as a little kid staring at you would be glared at.

probably stole your cologne or perfume once in a while just to smell you

he may not be able to actually do IT but hes able to eat ya out👁🫦👁

Stole his dads car even if he has his own

id think Micheals a demi boy

Mini fan fic!

jeremike x reader

micheal was dressed and ready for work when he noticed a little brown bag on the kitchen counter “ whats that?” he thibks looking only to notice it was a lunch that you and jeremy packed the night before. As he grabbed the bag and left to turn around he was met with you two “ we wanted to kiss you good bye” you chuckled at his shocked expression and he leaned into jeremy to kiss him though it was over soon, then he leaned into you and he kissed you aswell “bye my loves!” he yells out to you and the blonde Jeremy looks at you for a second only to kids you a in little too much love, maybe thats why theres two lines on the test, or maybe after mike came home?

idk why but im proud of that ending lmao

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yk whats really pissing me off? i cant fucking find how to let people comment/reply on my tumblr posts rn and i was this fucking close to throwing my phone

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Okay you know what i hate? How homophobic and transphobic my parents are i celebrate pride month but my parents dont allow it, your kids a lesbian,asexual and non binary get over it

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Hey mid- late 2000s kids who remembers this bitch?

From that one barbie movie?

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my lord blueycapsules

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Who wants a jeremike x reader? this are my ideas!

Two guys and a girl (fluff, X fem!reader)

Three of us (smut)

Dave?! (fluff, crack)

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Part 2 of ’ caught’ Henry emily x reader

a sort of quick fan fic

The police came and took william away, henry found out about poor old charlie and it was a horrible day for everyone you held henry as he cried he looked up at you “ how could a man like him marry a woman/person/man like this?” (cuz hes hot?) and henry……kissed you?

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i remember that when i wrote this on my old account it got hella a popular soooo want more?

Teen Micheal afton headcannons

snuggles! he doesnt get alot of love and hes touch starved so when he gets his first partner he was excited about finally getting love

kisses! he REALLY likes kissing you, your his lover <3

The day he introduced you too his dad he got into a fight with him, his father hit him so you took him to your home to cuddle

he went to build a bear( we dont have any in australia 😐) and you built him his favourite bear ever

angsty time, him and his father got into a fight and William threw the bear into the fire,Micheal just ran to the fire crying and screaming, you made him that! it was special!

when you found out you did something for him, you made him a blanket. its childish for a teenager to have a favourite ”blankie” but it meant the world to mike

he sleeps over at your house almost everyday its a win win for william and micheal, micheal isnt with his dad and William isnt getting bothered

he knows your favourite song by heart

Clings onto you at night like a baby koala

if you were aussie like me and yknow hes british he would think your accent was cool and your jokes were funnier then british ones

However learning how to pronounce alot of aussie animals would be hard for him, like bilby or Potoroo how do us aussies say it so easily? he’ll never know

if you were from some where like the Philippines or Spain he would learn your language and your storys from where yiu were from

he likes to cook with you since his mother never taught him and williams food os terrible

he loves you a little too much it seems 😂