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sorry if i’m being a party pooper but because rabies is apparently the new joke on here ??? please remember that rabies has an almost 100% fatality rate after symptoms develop so if you’re bitten or scratched by an animal that you aren’t 100% sure is vaccinated then GO TO A DOCTOR. it’s not a joke. really. 

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We could go to an island together and do very hard work, and we may both get buff and very tan, but that does not make you my son.

Molecular Evolution professor (via scienceprofessorquotes)

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Shahmen - Poison

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A murmur from the ruins echoes softly as the roots undo, and the branch becomes...

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When you don’t know who you’re robbing

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Shahmen - 1985 pt 2

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I LEARNED RECENTLY THAT PLATO WON THE GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS FOR WRESTLING THREE TIMES. THIS PUTS A NEW PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS. I ALWAYS IMAGINED PLATO TO BE FRAIL AND MISSHAPEN BUT HE MUST HAVE BEEN FRICKEN RIPPED. I WONDER IF ARISTOTLE EVER FELT ANXIETY ABOUT GETTING PHYSICALLY (I.E. NOT JUST METAPHYSICALLY) DISMANTLED BY PLATO. PLATO WAS PROBABLY PISSED OFF BY AT LEAST A HANDFUL OF QUESTIONS ARISTOTLE ASKED HIM. ARISTOTLE WAS A LITERAL GENIUS TOO. IMAGINE PLATO LECTURING AND WRITING ON A BLACKBOARD AND ARISTOTLE THROWING A COMMENT OUT THERE ABOUT SOME COMPLEX MISSTEP IN PLATO’S LOGIC AND PLATO’S CHALK JUST SNAPS AND ARISTOTLE’S TESTICLES SUCK WAY BACK UP TO WHERE THEY DROPPED FROM, THEN PLATO IN A BLUR APPEARS BESIDE ARISTOTLE SITTING AT HIS DESK AND HE PICKS HIM UP AND SUPLEXES HIS MACEDONIAN ASS.

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Nightcall playing from another room Kavinsky Drive

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GUYS. YOU CAN WATCH THE OCEAN BE EXPLORED ON A LIVE STREAM. 

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When you’re in the 1400’s Florence and your buddy starts coughing

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Trapanomics 101

Professor 21 savage

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This is art. (via zebrakebebra)

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zayn: i like smart girls not ones who talk about hair and makeup

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At Georgia Tech, one of our traditions is to steal the letter T off of signs. Very tempted to bring this tradition to some of our president-elect's buildings

I know a lot of you comedy geniuses think “rump” is the funniest you can do with this racist clown’s name, but I’m going to say this again: “Tump” is funnier. Seriously.

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Important PSA

Okay, so…Trump won. And I’m never gonna not be worried about everybody, really.

But I need you all to know that threatening harm to the President of the United States is a class E felony under United States law and can get you investigated by the Secret Service, arrested, put on trial, and even put in jail. Even comments that you make online can carry this punishment. I know everyone’s angry, but please don’t do anything that could get you put in jail.