daeryl // 24 // genderqueer lesbian + theistic luciferian // I met Papa Emeritus IV on 1/28/22
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We had a dingo brought in as a “stray” today. It was found in the bush by a highway. Only a baby and had a weird rope/collar thing on so has clearly been around people, but skinny and had diarrhoea so not well looked after and so, so scared. Unfortunately dingoes are pests in our state and it is illegal to keep them as pets. I called a local wildlife sanctuary who said the only option is to euthanise. Poor little thing.
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Anyway if you see this you have to reblog and tag with a delight from ur day -- even the littlest thing counts
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society and makeup companies to women at all times: you have to wear makeup, like you literally have to or else you look like a corpse, so wear it you fucking corpse. aren't you terrified of getting old? aren't you insecure about your little blemishes? we have the $80 solution.
someone online: you don't have to wear makeup
someone else in response, without fail, every single time: yeah but it's okay if you want to wear makeup :). I mean, it's a personal choice, which involves no coercion from the constant social pressures that dictate how women should present themselves, so go ahead! Don't let mean people bully you into thinking it's okay to have flaws in your skin.
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Palpatine looks like an evil Colin Mochrie
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freaks and degenerates are just so much nicer and kinder than the rest of you idk. i love you perverts with illegal and unethical fantasies thank you for being so nice to me
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whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly
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i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police
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I want that executive function. where is the executive function
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ive forgotten the origin of "she blank on my blank til i blank" and i dont even begin to know how to look it up
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If scientists can make a plastic eating bacteria, why can't they make an asphalt eating one as well??
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affirmations
i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature
i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths
i am building a machine greater than myself
i am able to make phone calls and appointments
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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them
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