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Batman: I have decided I will reveal my identity to one person

Justice League: !!!!

Batman: *walks over to Green Arrow*

Green Arrow: Wait wha-

*Hot steamy make-out session right in front of the League. Jaws are dropped, Superman’s eyes are red, there’s tongue*

Green Arrow: … huh

Batman: *raises an eyebrow* Do you understand?

Green Arrow: *now completely aware that Batman is Bruce Wayne due to how many make-outs the two of them have had over the years* Surprisingly yes

Justice League: ?!?!?!

Batman: That’s all *sweeps out of the room with a dramatic flare of his cape*

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Bruce(in training in the LOA) waking up with a new ring on his finger every morning, confused: ??????????

Talia trying to figure out what ring Bruce likes the best when she proposes to him(they haven't met yet): *scribbling down in notebook* okay not that one either

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Ra's -also obsessed with him : are ya winning (him over yet) daughter?

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An au where Batman is actually chosen by lady Gotham as a knight to protect Gotham so he just kind of immortal...? He dies but gets revived again and again automatically. because of that his actions become more extreme and he starts questioning himself whether he's truly ever "alive"

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Bruce: I must find a way to make Jason hate me slightly less.

Dick: You could try being emotionally available!

Bruce: That door closed since I was 8.

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I have this idea that Clark actually enjoys black coffee and Bruce likes sugary monstrosities, which works when they're in their civilian identities, but seems kinda odd when they're in their hero identities. So nobody is surprised when Superman gets sugary drinks from the watch tower cafeteria, and obviously Batman is super serious and only drinks black coffee, but nobody notices them switching cups after they get their drinks.

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“Neither Bruce or Jason are wrong—“

No I actually do think Jason is wrong and Bruce is in the right. Like, I just don’t think people should kill. That’s it.

The tragedy isn’t that they’re both right, the tragedy is that a kid died. That they were loved in all the right ways, a hero, and still died. The tragedy is that they were loved enough to avoid becoming an excuse for murder.

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-stemming from your recent reblog of blue eyed pretty Bruce from BTAS /BATWOMAN-

I bet Bruce is one of those lucky guys that have naturally long pretty lashes that cause him to be accused of wearing mascara and stuff. No, he's just lucky. Ugh. Like what do you even need them for?? For batting them at Kryptonian men?? (Yes ) (jk )

(And he's he still gets them after they're burned off from missions/explosions gone wrong)

Him being unreasonably pretty is a requirement for any depiction of Bruce Wayne/Batman imho. And yes those eyelashes are for exactly that reason!

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bruce: do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

clark, nursing his very first hangover after getting black out drunk the night before: …it was autocorrect.

bruce: autocorrect wrote “you’re so hot. please step on me.”?

clark: ..yes…

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the headcanon that damian calls bruce "baba" is one of my favorite things of all time, but in addition the idea that his kids all call him different forms of the word dad sticks out too

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Very public and an obviously not fake Batman is Bruce Wayne reveal

But Bruce simple acts like this never happened

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Reporter: MR. WAYNE, MR. WAYNE, WHY HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING THE FACT YOU ARE A FOUNDING JUSTICE LEAGUE MEMBER?

Bruce, head tilt, eyes squinted: .. What is a “justice league”

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Reporter: Mr. Wayne, prince and knight of Gotham-

Bruce: why would I be “night” of Gotham? I would be 3:24 pm at most

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Gothamite: thank you for the save Batman… or Mr. Wayne… do I call you Batman in the suit and Mr. Wayne when you get coffee on Wednesdays?

Batman: *turning around slowly* what the fuck is a Mr. Wayne?

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Villain: ah, Batman, or should I say BRUCE WAYNE-

Batman: *puffing up* WHO is this ‘Wayne’ and why is he impersonating me

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I like the idea that, in the beginning, Bruce didn't disclose his identity to the league because of his paranoia, but later his reasoning changes. Because one day he realizes that he slept with Oliver and later Oliver and Dinah, made out with Reporter Clark Kent and slept with Lois Lane, also (it was before Barry and Iris were married or even together but) he slept with Iris as well. And wait wasn't there this one time where he was invited to some aviation event and there was this one pilot-

At some point he just realized that any credibility and respect he has with the league would probably take a nose dive the moment they realize that he slept with like half the league.

The rest of the league thinks he's paranoid, but he just really doesn't want to have the ensuing conversation.

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A collection of my fanart for the superbat fanfic 玫瑰与枪炮

It's a medieval AU which contains both justice lords and shogun of steel(Hana&Hoshi). The original story is spectacular and grand in length.

The last 2 pics are part of my animated film in progress. I'm planning to visualize the novel and introduce it to more people since there's not any translated version yet.

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Do you have any hcs of when the JL fond out that batman is Bruce Wayne and that he, oliver, and lex are besties?

Oh My Goodness, yes I do!! I think that when Ollie found out he instantly reached for his phone to tell Lex like the gossipy bitch he is, but stopped mid way because he realized he can’t tell Lex.

At the watchtower when this happened:

Oliver reaching for his pocket:….

Bruce knowing what he’s gonna do: Ollie don’t do this to me.

Oliver stopping his movement: I’m not gonna but I need you to know it’s what you deserve.

Bruce: I wanted to tell you but I needed to make sure my children were safe.

The rest of the JL: what’s happening?

Bruce: He was about to tell Lex I was Batman.

Clark: What?! Oliver you can’t do that, he’s a villain!!

Oliver: I know but he’s our best friend he’s deserves to know. Every day I want to go see him and say ‘Hey Lex, I’m secretly green arrow’ but I can’t.

Bruce placing a hand on Ollie’s shoulder: I know baby girl, it’s hard for me too.

Hal: Did you just—

Oliver: And now I have to withhold the fact that you’re Batman!! What am I gonna do?

Hal: Can we go back to the baby girl part please!?

At a charity gala as civilians:

Oliver who desperately wants to tell Lex:….

Bruce glaring at him so he doesn’t:….

Lex looking back and forth at them:….Did you two sleep together again?

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“you take the man out of the city, not the city out the man” (from End of Beginning by Djo)

literally bruce wayne coded omg hello???

YUP, i'd say Gotham was haunting Bruce if he wasn't holding on just as tight

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They are idiots but they are Diana’s idiots

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Got this idea from another post that I CANNOT for the life of me find.

AU where Clark comes to Earth as an adult, and has to blend into normal human society.

He knows his name is Kal-El, but he also knows that humans don't have names like that. He sees a couple of celebrities and mashes their names together, hoping that it would make him a bit more likable in the eyes of humans.

He hides sharp-tipped ears behind black curls and ball caps, wears glasses so people won't notice his abnormally deep blue eyes, and is constantly in sweaters despite the weather to conceal muscles that shouldn't exist on a "normal human".

When he gets his job at the Daily Planet and has to interview Bruce Wayne, he's scared. This is his first time being near a real human celebrity, and he's mortified that he'll blow his cover.

He sits and stares at the billionaire for several minutes. This human is gorgeous in all the ways a being can be. His eyes are blue like Earth's oceans, his hair falls in perfect wisps against his forehead, and his outfit is perfectly crisp against his body, perfectly tailored to every small curve.

"Uhm... Mr. Kent?" Bruce bats his eyelashes at him, smiling expectantly.

Clark snaps out of it, his pupils dilating ever so slightly. "You're beautiful. Can I court you? What's your favorite planet?— I'll bring you rocks!"

The man is stunned, watching the reporter for some time before replying, "I... suppose Venus is nice."

Bruce is fully convinced that this reporter is autistic. Makes his life easier. They could connect in that way.

Clark flushes, realizing what he's done. He's very happy the interview wasn't recorded in any way.

Bruce shows up to work the next day and there is a box with his name on it in sloppy handwriting sitting on his desk.

He opens it, and to his amusement—and shock— , there is a piece of rock inside with a note that says one word: Venus.

That night, Bruce takes the rock home to the Batcave and analyzes it for its composition. When it is a match for Venus, he immediately connects the dots that Clark Kent is the new meta being that had been parading around Metropolis and surrounding cities as of late. After all, not even the greatest scientists have yet to reach Venus, so how else would this reporter get a rock from the planet unless he could survive the expanse of space and fly there?

He is dumbfounded. And maybe a little in love.

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Lol the panels of the is still my favorite and now with @thepandared from tiktok its even better