adventurousyoghurt

[adventurousyoghurt]

Introduction and Information

Hiya! I’m Yoghurt. No, that’s not my real name, but it has a funny story that I might tell someday. Who knows?

Anyway.

In this post, below the cut, I am gonna give you, dear Reader, some info about me, my character(s), some DNI/DNF’s and boundaries, and a list of tags, perhaps (idk, I suck at tagging but just in case, y’know?).

Enjoy your stay at the Chaos Tavern (TM)!

Why this blog?

I got into Dungeons and Dragons about 2 years ago, but because of (but not only because of) the meds I take, I have a horrible memory.

I also suck at note taking.

I (also) also love a very specific kind of chaos (aka me taking incomplete notes and, a month later, having to decipher the now unhinged shit I wrote down with the very limited context I remember).

I once wrote ‘the milk has ulterior motives bitchezzzz’ and I have no clue what it means to this day. It’s been a whole year.

Cue a tiktok about someone live-tweeting the session as their character.

*ISSUE IDENTIFIED*: I hate El*n M*sk with a burning passion, so I don’t use twitter.

Insert my newly re-discovered fondness of Tumblr. The only remaining social medium that is still somewhat not detrimental to my sanity.

Et voilà, the blog is born! I am going to be using it to take my unhinged notes in the form of live-blogging :)

Who am I?

Hi again, nice to meet you! My nicknames are Danni, Danone or Yoghurt. I don’t feel comfortable throwing out my government name into the Wild Wide Web, for numerous reasons, but mainly because I rarely use my actual name online anyway. I am a (currently) 24 year old from Belgium. My pronouns are she/her/they/them.

I love animals (ALL of them, with the exception of mosquitoes and spiders when they randomly decide to jumpscare me between 11 p.m. and 4 a.m., specifically). In my free time, I like to make art, and occasionally do something out of my comfort zone, like idk, go to the movies or something.

I hate potatoes and onions with a burning passion, in all their forms, shapes, sizes and preparation methods. I am not open to people trying to get me to love either of them. Pastas and pizzas exist for a reason.

Fun fact time!

English is not my first language. That role is set aside for Flemish-Dutch. Please forgive my typo-infused, chaotic way of typing 😅

I am a Lesbian

Also Autistic, formally diagnosed

I am small in size (there’s a lot of banter that stems from that)

Puns. Please give me all the puns.

Do Not Follow, Do Not Interact and Other Boundaries

Don’t follow if:

You are younger than 16. This is due to crass language. I will occasionally be checking accounts to read the bio to verify. You will be removed from my followers if you have an age in there that is 15 or younger.

You hate fantasy. This is a D&D blog. Use your brain.

This blog does not spark joy for you. No point in following something that doesn’t make you happy, right?

Don’t interact if:

You hate anyone for any arbitrary reason. This includes, but is not limited to transphobes, xenophobes, racists, eugenics-supporters, lgbtqia+ -haters, A.I.-apologists, pro-lifers, MAGA and any right-wing voters.

You think pedophiles are part of the queer community. They are not, and you are sick for thinking that we as a community accept them.

Are Trump, Musk, Zuckerberg or anyone of Vlaams-Belang (radical rightwing political party in the Dutch speaking parts of Belgium)

You can’t handle swearwords, bad jokes, dark humour and missing context. Again, if it doesn’t spark joy for you, please don’t train your algorithm to show you related content.

Other boundaries:

No dick-pics

No (anon)- hate towards literally anyone that’s not part of the ‘do not interact’ list

No real-life trauma-dumping. If something on this blog is relatable to you, you can tell me, I don’t want to have all the details. That’s what a therapist, or your own blog/journal is for.

No asks that you know deep down aren’t okay to send. Use your common sense

If you happen to know which campaign I am in, please try not to interfere in how we play it.

I know this seems like a lot, but I’d rather be very clear about what I don’t tolerate, since the list of things that I do tolerate is much, MUCH longer. If you use your common sense, I’m pretty sure you’re at least 90% safe, so don’t worry ;)

My characters:

Or, well, the one I am currently playing at least. I will update the list after the first session with a new character.

I currently play a Warlock/Bard Satyr named Danaë, in a campaign set in Ancient Greece, but slightly to the left, since it’s still fantasy. AU!Greece, if you will. She is one of the main voices of reason (declared as such by both DM’s) within the party, and refuses to acknowledge her Fae ancestry.

More to be added.

Tags I (hope to) use:

Current campaign/character:

#Danae the satyr

Mood tags:

#unhinged

#funny shit

#infuriating things my party members do

Art tags:

#danni does art

#yoghurt does art

#danone does art

#artsy fartsy

Other tags:

#irl

#not d&d

Disclaimer:

I tend to ramble and rant in the tags, and I can only use 30 #’s per post, so I might forget the tags listed above by accident.

We also usually do the session from 8 p.m. until after midnight. Sometimes even until early morning, so if something absolutely doesn’t make sense, feel free to ask, but know that I will be blogging whilst sleepdrunk.

I hope you will enjoy going on this adventure with me!