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Why did you decide to start sex work? Did you ever want to do something else?

I was born this way. 

In the delivery room, my mother’s OB/GYN spanked me, and I sat up and demanded fifty bucks. 

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followers who play skyrim: reblog this w a pic of ur hottest dragonborn

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Mother Fucking Hideo Kojima

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has this joke been made yet 

ur divinely chosen why are u gathering herbs in the middle of a fight 

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eternallypissing this is basically us

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( 　’-’ )ノ)`-’ )

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Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.

and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate

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Midnight City by M83 on a Harp

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What if night vale is a normal town and Cecil just does a lot of lsd

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Varric is that one friend you’d totally bang if he asked

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IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN 50 SHADES OF GRAY OR AMERICAN SNIPER AND HAVE NO INTENTIONS OF DOING SO, REBLOG THIS

I’m following all of you

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You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards 

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This Company Makes Exact Plush Toy Copies Of Your Pets

The Cuddle Clones toy company makes custom plush-toy replicas of pets from photos sent in by their clients. The company’s founder, Jennifer Graham, came up with the idea for custom plushies when hanging out with her Great Dane, Rufus. When he passed away in 2009, she finally created a stuffed-animal replica, and now other users have also started memorializing their pets with Cuddle Clones. Of course, two heads are better than one – you can get a plushie if your pet is perfectly healthy as well.

(via bored panda)

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Early Supernatural was stale cigarette smoke, one-lane highways, weeping guitars and faded leather. It was campfire stories that kept you awake at night, nostalgia for an era you were never part of. It was grief and daddy issues but it was longing and it was hope.

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I was scared more than all the seasons of American horror story