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You were my home for those four years. That is, if a home can be a feeling more than a place. You were where my heart felt safe, and at peace. Yet now my home has been razed to the ground, and worse, the memory of it was too. There are no words to describe the pain I feel knowing that not only was my home lost, but also that I cannot take solace in the memory of that home either.

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You fool. You absolute troglodyte. You’ve fallen right into my trap. I’VE NEVER WANTED ANYTHING MORE IN MY WHOLE LIFE MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA…

Pls don’t undo it 👉👈

You underestimate me.... *unsheaths and re-sheaths my sword in the blink of an eye. you now have top surgery*

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Spider man

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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can a woman who barks really fall in love with a man who meows?

can we pretenf that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

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I taught you to remove the people from your life who hurt you. I taught you it was okay that it hurts when you do it and that it would get better. I taught you to love yourself. I never considered that someday I would have taught you the skills to remove all the toxic people. Especially when that person became me.

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Me: I’m done with this! I’m turning my phone off and tossing it to the side they don’t GET a response anymore.

Also me: doing absolutely nothing while I wait for my phone to go off so I can see what they said