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I hope Netflix goes bankrupt. I hope there are mass subscription cancellations. I hope people take to the internet to chew out the greedy executives. I hope the actors, writers, designers, and all the other hardworking showrunners find success in spite of Netflix. I pray for the downfall of streaming culture.

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love having new hyperfixations solely through fan theories, edits, fanfiction and wikia articles without the source material. just hits different

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I don't really know how to explain it, but as someone afab not identifying as a woman "labour" by Paris Paloma is precisely why I don't "mind" being perceived as a woman

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Honestly this porn bot is a queer icon

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LNC: STEVE HARRINGTON (inspo)

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noah schnapp being gay makes sense no straight man could serve that much cunt playing a character with about two lines per season

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Noah Schnapp coming out as gay on tiktok using a meme sound is the most Noah Schnapp thing ever

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TUMBLR I DO NOT HAVE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. STOP PROMOTING THIS SHIT TO ME! I DO NOT WANT TO SEE IT! I DON'T HAVE A PEPE!!!

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u ever in such a bad mood u feel urself turning evil?

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Honestly I don't like men (like that) but why is Micheal Fassbender as Erik Lehnsherr so sexy??? Just wearing tight shirts and sunglasses like the sluttiest man to exist, flinging knives left and right, moodily destroying state property 😏😏😏

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Was anybody going to tell me Neil and Andrew hold hands and sit in each other’s lap and get two cats and an apartment together and they tell each other “stay” and “welcome home”, that they join the same pro team bc they’re a “package deal”, that they don’t celebrate anniversaries bc why put a unit of time on something immeasurable, something that will last forever, and that they know they’re never going to leave each other, that they never CAN leave each other, and they communicate well which is ironic considering Neil used to lie to Andrew with every second breath and Andrew falls asleep every night facing Neil so when he wakes up from nightmares all he has to do is open his eyes to know everything is going to be ok or did I just have to find that out from the authors tumblr myself??

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Are there any alternate canon fics similar to @x-populuxe 's Contingency?

Because I read it, loved it, forgot the name, stumbled upon it again, read the summary, internally screamed, only to realise I've already read it. And I haven't seen a fic with a similar concept..

To be clear: canon divergent, still have powers, happy ending. I just want Charles and Erik in different starting positions when they meet and how that changes the way they interact with each other and their dynamic

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rb to have a super gay 2023

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I am once again reading fics from recommendation lists and honestly no shade to the writers but if your writing about other cultures don't you do your research?? because it's very painful reading ships were one person is supposed to be german-ish or multilingual and you just have to put it down because it's painfully inaccurate

public transportation in Germany is generally pretty shitty, nothing's on time and trains also just sometimes don't arrive

Honestly if your character is a professor from a german university town he will not praise the efficiency of the U-Bahn in comparison to the New York subway because his city doesn't have a U-Bahn??

Some people think germany is digital heaven but that is not the case. It's very far behind in internet speed and digital equipment in schools and unis

Your professor cannot complain about blackboards 😭, especially if he teaches poetry. No, white boards are not more common. Like I'm a comp sci major and we have white boards in our building but all other lecture halls have blackboards and if I have my classes in the humanities or math department there's just blackboards??

Of course the equipment of the schools and unis is also dependent on state funding, donations and location but come on

People speak English, good English. Pretty much every non-British/American/Canadian/Australian etc. person speaks English, so keep up

Sometimes I try to force myself to keep reading because of the time period but no, making someone practically infantile while speaking English is fucking weird

Also just writing accents into the words is fucking weird and the way in which they're written doesn't make sense

(I also read a fic where the "Russian" accent just was german?? Google translate is free?? And also as a slavic person: what the fuck? There is a difference between da/ja and @ the people thinking slavic languages and german are equally harsh gibberish my relatives think my accent is "harsh" because I have a german one)

Also @ people incorporating german snippets into fics don't use the formal "you". I guess Americans don't learn different languages but formal pronouns are actually pretty common in most languages

Dirty talk in german is not sexy. It just isn't

Writing a modern AU with a German jew is very funny(but also very much not) because there are so few few jews in Germany today.. ever heard of the holocaust? Yeah european jews faced genocide and not just the German ones. I guess as an American it's pretty common to meet jews but that literally has a reason(!!!)

German people are also as a majority atheists or just christian-ish. Making someone fanatically catholic is weird (but more accurate if they're from Bavaria). Generally evangelism is more common

If you make someone speak another language *like so* using English idioms doesn't make sense (I always translate in my head and it doesn't work)

And accidentally "switching languages" like in fics doesn't happen or just if you are in an environment where you have to constantly switch between and translate multiple languages and are very tired but you realize mostly immediately

Knowing all vocabulary isn't realistic. Your vocabulary is dependent on the context for which you use those languages, so you can translate some stuff immediately but I mostly know the meaning of vocabulary separately but can't translate on the spot

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Yeah I just can't read most fics ... :/

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Marvel Voices Pride #1

This comic is literally so comforting.

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mystique: good news! professor x has been kidnapped and held for ransom

erik: and not by me?! this is a disgrace i bet their dungeon isn't even wheelchair accessible. what a nightmare. pay the ransom immediately and transfer him here where he can have a pleasant kidnapping