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The year is 2021 and Bethesda is bankrupt after the final loss in a series of class action lawsuits. Todd Howard trips on his way down the courthouse steps and cracks his skull open. While in the ambulance, Todd has a Scrooge-esque visit from the ghosts of abandoned game mechanics past and realizes the error of his ways.

Todd comes to in the ambulance. The paramedic says, “Hey you, you’re finally awake.”

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“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

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ah yes, the four main food groups: chinese takeaway, coffee, carbohydrates, and pussy

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before they figure it out, check out the Washington Post article where they seriously cite a clickhole piece

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Get you someone who looks at you the way Todd Howard looks at the glow in the dark map

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A remarkable Jacobean re-emergence after 200 years of yellowing varnish Courtesy Philip Mould

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well bongo bongo jingle jangle hacking whacking smacking  what if there was a place with all the zip of play it again Johnny atom bomb baby I'm a wanderer

and chopping that meat

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god it really has been such a good e3. todd howard said the fuck word, called me a degenerate, and then manifested physically in my home to tattoo tes VI across my forehead. ubisoft made out with me passionately beneath the lesbos moon. naughty dog made me cry real tears as soon as i saw my own daughter. hideo kojima did. ????. and he did it so well. happy birthday video games.

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Country roads

Take me home

To the place

I belooong~

WEST VIRGINIA

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E3, Todd Howard T-poses and his raw power downloads skyrim into your DNA

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E3 2018 Kicks Off Today! Here’s the Schedule

     The biggest gaming conference begins today in Los Angeles, California. But you can watch all the announcements from the comfort of your own home or even on your phone! The entire conference will be streamed by IGN. Here is the breakdown with links to where you can watch the streams. 

Saturday, June 9th

 - EA (Electronic Arts)  -  11AM PT // 2PM ET // 7PM BST // 4AM AEST (6/10)

Sunday, June 10th

- Microsoft  -  1PM PT // 4PM ET // 9PM BST // 6AM AEST (6/11) - Bethesda  -   6:30PM PT // 9:30PM ET // 2:30 AM BST (6/11) // 11:30 AM AEST (6/11)

Monday, June 11th

- Square Enix  -  10AM PT // 1PM ET // 6PM BST // 3AM AEST (6/12) - Ubisoft  -  1PM PT // 4PM ET // 9PM BST // 6AM AEST (6/12) - PC Gaming Show  -  3PM PT // 6PM ET // 11PM BST // 8AM AEST (6/12) - Sony  -  6PM PT // 9PM ET // 2AM BST (6/12) // 11AM AEST (6/12)

Tuesday, June 12th

- Nintendo  -  9AM PT // 12PM ET // 5PM BST // 2AM AEST (6/13)

*Every conference, outside of Square Enix and the PC Gaming Show ,has a pre-show from IGN. Tune in 30mins before the listed times to catch it!

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Daredevil coming to fight Thanos

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Me, trying to count

1, 2 , 3 , new vegas, 4, 76

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i hope one day you are at peace with yourself. i hope you can take a shower without crying and you can close your eyes without thinking about your funeral. i hope one day you start singing in the shower again and are happy for no reason. i hope you get better, because you really deserve to. 

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is a Fallout porno a good idea?

Fallout 69, cumming soon

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Fav Dragon Age: Origins moments (6/∞)