ada | she/her | being an english lit major has entitled me and my wallet to a fist fight w/ god
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thomas hamilton ghost of all time he has NO agency in the narrative everything we see and know is told entirely through the lens of other people's stories and memories and actions, his entrance isn't his choice neither is his exit neither is his resurrection. literally just a spectre that is pulled in and out by the storytelling rituals of everyone else
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I don't fuck w nerds, the moment I can smell lore correction coming I'm like "Oh Neptune" and I gotta call my mom and ask her to pick me up
If I'm like "I really liked the scene where Gandalf learns the truth about the Ring in the first movie" and someone's like "Oh you mean when he was in Minas Tirith, originally known as Minas Anor when it was first built in the Third Age?" I am pulling the nearest fire alarm
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it's the early 1700s. u have a close friend and he asks about ur trauma so u say "okay well here it is. remember my dead wife? well she was another guy's wife when she and i first got together. the guy didn't mind tho bc he and i were ALSO in crazy love. when his dad found out we were in crazy gay love he killed him. so my crazy gay love is dead now which is why im raging a war against the english empire"
and this mfer goes "well this is of immediate concern for me not because of the gay thing but because at least three times now the person who loved you most ended up dead. and i am the person who loves u most rn. BUT i am incapable of dying so this means ill eventually have to kill you (???). which makes me sad"
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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt
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i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable
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BLACK SAILS ( 2014 - 2017 )
4.03 "XXXI" // 3.09 "XXVII" // 3.05 "XXIII" // 3.08 "XXVI"
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i have seen horrors unspeakable there.
((HADES 2 OLYMPUS SUMMIT BOSS SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT))
LITERALLY WHAAT IS THAT
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big fan of when a character is a vengeful ghost but they're not even dead
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hey remember that absolutely gut wrenching part in the iliad when hector is running for his life from achilles, totally out of sorts, completely outmatched, thinking he’s been abandoned by Troy and everyone he loves, until he sees his brother, deiphobos—his dearest brother, the only person who showed up to fight by his side—and feels so much relief because he doesn’t have to face achilles alone—and thanks him for being the only one in Troy stand beside him? and so hector goes to achilles with new courage, hurls a spear at him, misses, is so discouraged, but nonetheless turns to his brother to ask for a new one because so long as deiphobos is there, there’s hope. but he’s gone. and hector, as he stands facing the death that has been destined for him since before he was born, has this moment of realization that no one ever came to help him. no one is standing beside him, and deiphobos is still behind the Trojan wall watching hector die alone like everyone else. what he saw was just Athena’s cruel trick to get him killed.
yeah, so, that makes me cry.
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Any game can be a time loop game if you’re bad enough at it
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fans of circular narratives when the narrative is circular: oh boy sure enjoying this circular narrative
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time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga
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Kurt Vonnegut really went off with "So it goes." Truly the most devastating 3 word composition in the english language
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there’s another fucking week this week
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i have so many hobbies and interests but each day the four horsemen (instant gratification, shortened attention span, procrastination, exhaustion) grab me by the throat and shake me until i collapse in my comfy bed
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noble knight who won't be coming home to her princess ⚔️💔
my Ten of Swords card for Starcrossed: A Queer Tarot Deck kickstarter @novaandmali !!!
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