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Be such a fool, only the gods would dare to punish you.
YES SIR
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they mean so much to me theyre in a psychward
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i will bite every hand that feeds me until the only hand left is the one of gods
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hi guys :3
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Honestly I'd Rather Be Called The R Word Than 'Acoustic'. 'Is The Acoustic' What If I Steal Your Veins And Use Them As Strings To Play Some Acoustic Tunes On My Flesh Guitar, How About That?
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how arnt you suppsed to trust a man namd danny dorito
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oh, to be a false priest singing my heart out in the chapel, the tune of the harlot who made me feel a burn of sin down my dark soul, to be driven by lust bring the threat of massacring the entirety if she does not bless my eyes with her sinful bliss once more.
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Kiss you? Take me out to dinner and saw my head open first god damn
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Hey I don't think you know how much I've been thinking about this reblog.
My brother in christ what does this mean
Fag.
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apparently the sub we have for science doesn't let people wear headphones
#i just call my special needs teacher everytime something like this happens to me#shes like my lawyer#or i tell the shool priest.
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oh chase i got a job for you
#HOLY FUCK THIS MAD ME LAUGH TOO HARD#WHICHEVER SAINT PLAYS THE ROLE OF CHASE DESERVES A STATUE MADE OF THEM
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ever since I was little I knew I wanted to waste company time by blogging about sickly wet bisexual men
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If Hannibal tried to gaslight me I wouldn't even care, he canonically knows his way around a prostate, whatever you say gorgeous
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Guys its official only us gay guys can be horny for penis
Your blog has been appearing on my dash for a few weeks and genuinely this entire time I thought you were some horny gay guy, What do you mean you're a lesbian???
Is this your first time finding out that gay women are horny too???
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