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[adam--official]

hiya grandson ‼️

Hello it’s Will from stranger things. I am now on tumblr.

These are some things I like

DnD

The Cure

Mike wheeler

Halloween

My family ( NOT LONNIE )

The party

Get famous

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YAYYY

uh oh

Uh turns out my ask box has been glitching, I just got 27 asks from way earlier than today??

If you've sent in an ask a while ago that hasn't been answered, I will try to get through these as soon as possible, very sorry for the wait :(

In the meantime, optional hugs for everyone.

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Dress however you want listen to loud evil music kill assholes with your car pretend you're David Bowie.

It's best to assume everyone is a little sad, even when they suck. All teens are sad it's a side effect. Have compassion but not so much that you're sacrificing your own happiness. Protect your peace girl

If someone is mean to you, look at them with the most judgemental face possible and then never think about it again because they are changelings trying to steal your gold (joy and peace).

If you feel like you're incapable of ever feeling joy again, that's probably depression you should talk to your parents or school counselor or something.

Nothing in middle school/high school matters, even if it feels like it does. if you do the most embarrassing shit ever it's not gonna affect your adult life.

Be awesome break rules but not the important ones.

Dating when you're young is not serious i don't recommend going into relationships under the impression they're permanent because they're so not. Heartbreak doesn't exist when you live for yourself.

No regrets. Live free die hard never kill yourself

Does anyone have any tips on how to teenager correctly?

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(INHALE)

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Fucking feel neutrally about pebbles. A good piece of igneous rock that has been worn down to become smaller than other rocks. They hurt your feet when you step on them barefooted but I wear shoes so it's irrelevant. A lot of them makes up gravel. I feel neutrally about pebbles

Fucking hate pebbles. Yeah, we get it, you're a smaller version of a stone, no need to brag about it you selfish smaller-stone fuck. I hate pebbles.

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"spam like = block" "spam like = report"

NO!!!

Spam like = I love you

Spam like = you move up a rank in the favorite grandkid roster

Spam like = I burn offerings to the Lord of the Dark so he may spare you and your progeny

Spam like = for heaven is a prison and hell is cursed, I give you and only you the solace of oblivion after death

Spam like = APPRECIATED!!! Don't be negative guys

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They don't tell you this but Bibble is actually me in the Barbie universe

hey my beloved ifey wifey poo it's @adam--official just wanted to tell you happy August ninth 🫶 it isn't a holiday or anything I just want you to have a good day

Aww hi love <3 I hope you had a good day too

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Oh I didn't know that :-( im very sorry

Remember grandpa loves you, regardless of your presidential status 🫶 I hope you have a happy August 10th instead

hey my beloved ifey wifey poo it's @adam--official just wanted to tell you happy August ninth 🫶 it isn't a holiday or anything I just want you to have a good day

Aww hi love <3 I hope you had a good day too

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is everything okay, Richard?

hey my beloved ifey wifey poo it's @adam--official just wanted to tell you happy August ninth 🫶 it isn't a holiday or anything I just want you to have a good day

Aww hi love <3 I hope you had a good day too

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...he's probably fine, right? God didn't seem too concerned

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fucking Yaldabaoth again

mom said its my turn on the xbox

shiiiit...........................,,,..,..,.,.,.,.,., fineeee

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Great day to be a Big Depression Anime Girls fan

Oh you're a queer kid? what's your fav music artist? and don't say...

will wood

will wood and the tapeworms

Tally hall

Miracle musical

mitski

jackstuber

joe hawley

that handsome devil

chonny jash

tom leher

ghost and pals

maretu

6arelyhuman

odetari

penelope scott

rio romeo

cuarteto de nos

riki musso

santiago tavella

laufey

taylor swift

radiohead

marina

weezer

the beatles

tv girl

billie ellish

milk in the microwave

bo burnham

fish in a birdcage

toby fox

lemon demon

sarah and the safe word

asteria

artic monkeys

they might be giants

my chemical romance

green day

gorillaz

ado

melanie martinez

the strokes

evanecense

glass animals

soddiken

the scary jokes

whatever Your favorite martian was smoking

tyler, the creator

the crane wives

the living tombstone

cavetown

mindless self indulgance

the orion experience

hamilton (yeah ik its a musical)

heathers (yeah ik its a musical x2)

ride the cyclone (YEAH IK ITS A MUSICAL x3)

steam powered giraffe

kiuko (i dont remember how its spelled)

21 pilots

Sir Chloe

hazbin hotel soundtrack

paparrapa the rapper soundtrack

sonic soundtrack

or the omori soundtrack

edit: just to make clear that i don't know every queer band on existence

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yeah she'd totallly give it to me, I can be trusted with weapons of mass destruction :-)

Mod Note: Da Bibble

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you understand me

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

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LIKE. LIKE DAVID AND ???

(respect)

I want everyones horrible hear me outs

No illegal ones though

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Sorry if you don't know me I'm just putting any tags

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doc seismic from invincible, the shame wizard from big mouth, j Jonah Jameson from the 2008 spectacular Spider-Man cartoon, guy sensei from Naruto

I want everyones horrible hear me outs

No illegal ones though

@writing-for-noobs @crazedidiothere @cranberry-branflakes @sophiathesillygoose @autism-offical @adhd-offical @britain-offical @brick-offical @charli-xcx @charli-is-dumb @chickens-offical @dinguswingus @frooglet2 @femboy-offical @garden-of-runar @homosexuality-offical @hipsterslikedmymagicbeans @helpmemiku @ines-schwerdtner-official @insert-sad-billie-eilish-lyric @ineedmywatch @ilysierra @jax-ofalltrades @kingkitsune @landofshazza @leoluvsbilkyjo @leylandisanxious @lostchoirgoblin @matchmakr-from-da-shdows-offical @mlm-god-offical @mythologynerdfelix @nerdwholikesnerdythings @oakley-offical @offical-offical @perfection-official @queer-news-daily-offical @strawberry-milk-offical +open tags

Sorry if you don't know me I'm just putting any tags

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AITA for eating a quince and unknowingly creating original sin?

I (14890M) was formed by The Lord Our God (infinityX) in a garden called Eden at the dawn of creation. He told me not to eat fruit from.thr tree at the center of the garden, and then proceeded to tear out my rib and used it to make my wife (14890F). We'll call her Eve. My wife didn't know that we weren't supposed to eat that fruit and since I was in a lot of pain, I forgot to tell her.

After that, my wife got together with her wife, let's call her Lilith (14890F), and I got together with the archangel Gabriel (14960M). With all this romance I was very distracted. When my wife suggested we tried this really delicious quince, I didn't anything of it. Of course, after I took a bite, I suddenly became aware of the concept of nudity and also moral relativism, which is ehy I realized something was wrong. It turns out, this was the fruit God had forbade me from eating!

God also realized something was wrong and kicked us out of Eden. He punished us by making it so we are able to die, but also by claiming every one of our descendants is inherently flawed because of "original sin", which doesn't make a lot of sense and kind of feels like he's just rubbing it in.

Am I the asshole?