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@thequeenofmysticalcheese I was going to go to sleep, but singing "wouldn't it bee knife" in my head while giggling like an idiot is a better idea I think

BEE DAGGER !!

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“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”

"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."

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bitches be like "this is my comfort character" and it's literally just an evil, middle-aged, mad scientist super villain, who has committed many heinous crimes, probably including mass murder

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See you in 1977

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thinking about how in ME1, Shepard says to Kaidan, “I could never leave you behind, you know that” after she chooses him over Ashley.  And then at the end of ME3, when Shepard sends Kaidan away on the Normandy, he says, “Don’t leave me behind.”

I’m gonna eat glass. 

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In Shrek 2, the king tells his wife that he has an "old crusade wound acting up" implying the existence of both the catholic church and islam in the shrek universe

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The Sims4 Twilight ripoff scalps me on a daily basis

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Love that in a lot of classic literature people just “randomly” fall ill but bro their homes were stacked to the roof with arsenic and asbestos and lead and radium of course they were sick all the time.

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I’m convinced it was an interdimensional portal

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Try saying the old Resident Evil controls suck after seeing this.

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My sister, who I live with, thought she couldn't get the vaccine because she doesn't have insurance.

We're not really used to "free".... spread the word.

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Pixar's Soul with no context:

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Bethesda no!

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target audience of less than ten individuals

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One man's trash (derogatory) is another man's trash (affectionate)