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Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

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I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

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🍉🍉WATAMELON BATHROOM🍉🍉

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source

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Accidentally made Surprise Pikachu Baby African Grey

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people who do their work as soon as they get it

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I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

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What do you even call it when you love the aesthetics of minimalism, interior wise, but have the tendencies of a gremlin horder...? Like I would love to have it nice and clean like that, but where do I even place my ten teapots, all my tea cups, trinkets, and knickknacks?

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nowhere else

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Blather On 🦴

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This will never NOT be funny

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laughed at this image for five minutes straight today