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im convinced imaginary friends are a lie made up by the american media to sell more mental illness so. participate in my research

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Adding “Tiktok Mary Poppins cosplayer respond to allegations that he was wearing a Third Reich medal in his latest fit by coming out as the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler complete with past life memories before his entire social media prescence was nuked with the sole exception of their egg-laying kink spotify playlists” to the internet sentences treasure vault. Amid all the societal decay we still got it boys.

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People who change the thermostat immediately after coming inside are weak like acclimated bitch

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Like many couples Steve and Eddie jokingly have their respective Free Pass lists, you know the ones where it’s like “if you ever have the opportunity to sleep with this Unattainable Hot Celebrity you can do so with my blessing and it’s not cheating” list. Trouble is, they made them back when they were young, dumb and full of… stupid ideas. And real fame was still a pipe dream for Eddie.

Fast forward 10 years and suddenly he’s at an awards show watching the love of his life flirt with Bruce Springsteen, who is, depending on the day, either #2 or #3 (Rob Lowe is always #1) on Steve’s List. The list Eddie agreed to. And. And…. They’re getting along really well. Which is great. Fantastic, Steve gets to meet one of his favorite artists, love that for him. And Steve’s super cool and chill about it, he’s had enough experience in the industry not to get embarrassingly gushy, just charmingly star-struck. They’re posing for a photo together now. Wonderful. Fantastic. Arms across each other’s shoulders. And ok, Eddie may be internally experiencing what will come to be known as Kill Bill Sirens.

“What’s wrong?” Steve asks.

Eddie scrambles. “Nothing! Not a thing, not a single solitary thing, why would anything be wrong?” 

“Then why do you look like someone just secretly fed you your beloved pet?”

“If they secretly fed me, I wouldn’t know about it so I would look normal so there. You proved my point.” Steve gives him an unimpressed look. 

“I am a man of my word,” Eddie sighs, “So if you want to shoot your shot with Free Pass #3, just you know… be safe, vaya con dios and all that.”

Steve bursts out laughing, “No way! You really think I have a shot with Bruce Springsteen? He’s not even single!” “He’s famous! And you’re, like, stupidly hot.” “You’re famous, would you hook up with some random fan?” “No but…” “I should hope not!”

“He’s on your list!” Eddie protests.

“Eddie, baby. It’s a game, a fantasy. I’m not really looking to hook up with any of those people. You wouldn’t really hook up with James Hetfield would you?”

“No but, you have people on your list who might actually be attracted to you. And…”

“And?” Steve asks. “Well, you deserve it. You deserve the best.”

“Aw baby, I already have the best,” Steve smiles, “But the fact that you thought I had a shot with the Boss might be the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.”

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Pre-Vecna;

Eddie going into the family video store to find a good horror movie and he didn't know Steve worked there... and he didn't know that he was now apparently besties with Robin. He can't stop watching them through the shelves whilst he's there bc he's so confused.

Steve isn't trying to hit on her, she's trying to hit on him. But Eddie knows she's gay, they'd came out to each other one time when she came over to get stoned. He can't quite figure it out.

He starts going into the store once a week, quickly going through his list of must-watch movies. And he doesn't learn a lot. Mostly he just learns that the two are pretty much joint at the hip and their joking, teasing and 'flirting' is just their sibling dynamic getting weird.

Robin knows he's there, the entire time, right from the start. She thinks he has a crush on Steve and even teases him about it when Steve is off ill one day. But Eddie hadn't realized and she gets the joy of watching his horror as he too realizes; oh god, he likes Steve.

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My biggest red flag is I will stand by my gay little outfits no matter how bad they look if they bring me joy

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my thoughts on the movie

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preserving this here bc op turned off reblogs

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Currently in black hole mode; hungyr

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Ketchup can suck my bottle shaped dick ranch and marinara sauce are the best condiments

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If I put my frozen chicken nuggets around the edges of my plate like a fairy circle, and put it in the microwave for an amount of time... Will the fairies transported through then be microwaved?

This thought process is so fucked up. There is something wrong with you. Do you want to come work for me in my evil wizard lair

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i think i should be allowed to queue more than 1000 posts. i should be able to have the world's biggest queue. five years from now it posts something i saw 10 minutes ago. and you'll suffer through it because i'm so beautiful and charming and precious

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unexpected side effect to becoming a girl:

growing out my nails gives me a set of natural cutting tools, which allows me to more easily open tough fruits

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oh my gOD *sound of stumbling, fighting from inside my tower* *i burst out the front door all scratched up in a torn bathrobe* why the FUCK did i think it was a good idea to attach wings to a monkey

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just saw a post complaining about how hard it is to find adhd resources for adults and one of the comments said “tiktok has a lot of adhd tips” as if telling someone with adhd to enter the algorithmic quicksand of perpetual dopamine hits isn’t the most insane thing you could suggest for someone with adhd

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evil twin but they're fraternal