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I just feel the need to point out that while we are all free to ascribe any gender we choose, or no gender at all, to the giant orb of non-sentient rock floating in the sky; there may in fact be a natural reason that many people associate the 28-day cycle of the moon with femininity. Possibly.

I think I'm gonna start using he/him for the moon on purpose now.

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How long until Dr Oz becomes Surgeon General

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so hard to explain your personal inside jokes but. okay so every time i roll a joint i’m like hmm how much is left in the tray.. about a joints worth..

and then i get caught up thinking about a weed butler named jointsworth

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this isn’t about anything.

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Folks, I'm afraid we do have to hand it to the Italians.

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I think it's stupid when people say political violence has no place in this country when our government uses violence against poor people every day. Why does a person sleep outside in the cold when the car dealership is heated all night? Why do people go hungry when grocery stores pack dumpsters with perfectly edible food? Because of the threat of violence. Because someone with a gun will show up if you even try it.

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we don’t give participation trophies here at ANTIFA do better next time !!

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everyone deserves a second shot

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can you imagine what the dash would be like if they hadnt missed

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twitter is so fucking funny like actually

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how do you miss HOW do you miss