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mcr members as things my friends have said pt.3

THANKSGIVING EDITION

yes my best friends families come over for thanksgiving it’s always been that way

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gerard: oh, mikey made the deviled eggs because he knew you liked them

frank: yeah, they’re pretty solid! i’ve already had like 4 and i just walked in

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ray: what’s your favorite chapstick flavor?

mikey, spacing out: ...sour cream

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ray, to gerard: dude, you have to eat the potatoes, you can’t just eat the gravy

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ray: *eats in the living room so he can watch tv*

frank: *walks towards the living room*

gerard: WHAT are you doing, this is a FAMILY DINNER

frank: well, he can’t eat alone...

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gerard: i used to have a hammer in that pillowcase!!!

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mikey, to gerard: if you want someone to hold you, then go sit in a chair

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*taking a group picture so the moms can have a nice one*

mikey: *stands next to the mom taking the picture so he doesn’t have to be in it*

gerard: MIKEY GET IN HERE NOW

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ray: gerard, stop torturing your brother

gerard: i’m not!!

mikey: YES YOU ARE! you’re forcing me to eat pumpkin cookies but i don’t want them!!

gerard: I SPENT 3 HOURS ON THOSE. YOU WILL EAT THEM AND YOU WILL LOVE THEM.

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*all of them watching Aladdin in bed*

frank: my fitbit is telling me to stand

mikey: TIME TO STAND

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ray: are you still eating those red hots?

frank: YES.

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gerard: hey, frank, can i try one of those red hots?

frank: sure

gerard: *spits it out immediately*

gerard: THAT WAS SO NASTY

mikey: well you don’t like cinnamon so that probably why they’re so bad

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gerard: *blows on his pepsi as if it was hot*

mikey: did you just blow on that?

gerard: no, i just exhaled the bad energy

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someone’s mom: does anyone want some tea to take home?

frank: *bad british accent* wold ya like some tea top of the mornin to ya. oh wait that’s irish..

everyone: AHAHAHAHAHAHH

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ray: i’ve actually never had a kiwi

frank, whispering: you’ve never had a kiwi??

ray: no. i mean i’ve had strawberry kiwi caprisuns but that’s about it

frank: THATS NOT EVEN REAL KIWI

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*laying by the fireplace and watching tv that’s up on the mantel*

mikey: what if the tv fell on me. i know it won’t but like... what if

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gerard: hey mikey, did you get any cranberry sauce?

mikey: no...

gerard: why not? you love that stuff

mikey: i’m not in the mood...

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frank: why is mikey so mad?

gerard: he lost his hockey game earlier

mikey: AND all the dads got all cray cray

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some random dad: WHO DRANK MY POP??

frank: ahahahahahaha... me

the dad: SHIT that had vodka in it

frank: HUH??????

the dad: ...

the dad: ... don’t tell your mother

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*driving to the store to get salami*

mikey: I’LL DRIVE!!

frank: ...can you even see in the dark??

mikey: yeah, for the most part

ray: FOR THE MOST PART????

mikey: ahah, yeah

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gerard: i feel like it’s time for some.....

gerard & ray, in unison: s m o o t h j a z z

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*driving past a rich neighborhood*

frank: ugh, i bet all of these people have disney+

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mcr members as things my friends and i have said pt. 2

frank: mikey slapped me so hard my airpod flew out

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frank: guys, guess what my favorite halloween candy is

ray: meth?

frank: YES! okay there’s one more

ray: black tar herion?

frank: YES!

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gerard, to mikey: why do u have nothing but a butterfinger wrapper in ur wallet

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frank: why cant i make meth in my bathtub???

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gerard: i middle parted my hair today

mikey: u look like an e-girl

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*printing essays for english*

frank: why is yours 4 pages long??

gerard: i have a lot of DIALOGUE

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mikey: i left my water bottle in science yesterday and now i’m scared to drink it because i’m scared someone poisoned it

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ray: * almost knocks water bottle off his desk*

ray: NOT AGAIN!! this is the 5th time today!!!

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some random teacher: oh be careful on those steps! 4 people have already slipped on them today!

mikey: *slips* FIVE PEOPLE

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gerard: nothing but it’s spelled n u t h i n g

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*frank and mikey on facetime*

frank: wait shut up a second

mikey: okay

*silence*

frank: sorry i had to hear if my dog was throwing up or drinking her water

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*frank and mikey still on facetime*

mikey: i can hear u breathing. like all i can hear is HUUUUUUUUUHHHUUUUUUUUHUUUUUH

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ray, to frank: why do u have spotify, apple music, AND pandora?

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frank, yelling from the bottom of the stairwell: GERARD!!!!

gerard, yelling from the top of the stairwell: FRANK!!!!!

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gerard: i want the new sub to call me breadsticks...

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*playing a trivia game in class*

teacher: who owned Raja the tiger in Aladdin?

ray: ...india?

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frank: with great power comes great big booty bitches

mikey: frank, you’re the biggest virgin i know

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gerard: fuck it, i’m watching moana

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mikey, talking about a rude kid: i accidentally made direct eye contact with him while he was being a privileged white boy that thinks he's bad in the back of a cop car but he is in the upper middle class in a 300,000 dollar home with 2 married parents and a golden retriever

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gerard: *pulls out clumps of his hair*

mikey: WHAT are u doing???

gerard: i’m STRESSED!!!!

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ray: FRANK! you got zebra cake all over the table

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frank, reading out loud in class: if people use...b...bu...

mikey: ....buses??

frank: yeah, those

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gerard, to frank: is that my pencil??

frank: yeah

gerard: what are u doing with it

frank: ripping out the strings in my jeans

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mikey: are u trying to erase the zebra cake off the table?

frank: uh yeah

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ray: vitamin D? more like vitamin Z for ZEBRA CAKE!

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mikey: guys do u like the blood on my sweater from my bloody nose??

gerard: I DONT CARE. IM EATING BLUE DORITOS.

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holy shit that took forever to type

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panda express

frank: i found at least 5 hairs in my panda express yesterday

mikey: were they yours?

frank: no.

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timer

*in ccd*

group leader: can someone please set a timer for 5:50 on their phone

frank: i will!

*5:50 comes around*

franks alarm: *plays Lalala by Y2K and bbno$*

frank: *stares at it for a solid 5 second then sprints to turn it off*

mikey: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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HIIIII IM STARTING THIS BLOG UP AGAIN BECAUSE OF THE REUNION LMAOOOO HOW HAVE YALL BEEN

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ME ACTUALLY RIGHT NOW

repressed emos on october 31st, 2019: 

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Warning:

Do not look up or watch a video titled 1444. It contains very graphic content and may trigger seizure/epilepsy/harmful thoughts.

A disturbing jumpscared is also being spread through a text being sent asking if you would like to see a prom dress containing a link to that jumpscare.

I highly recommend you avoid these at all costs.

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hey this is the FUNNIEST tag on my vampire art that i have EVER fucking had

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I’ve been seeing a lot of anti-Nazi ones, which is great, but I felt like we needed one to show our support for the Jewish community.  

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type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

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reading seminar

frank: why is that guy on the wall so ugly

gerard: ....shakespeare?

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wrong blog oopsie

slurpees out for alexei

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US Helplines:

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Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org

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Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk

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Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

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I made these in response to hate crimes in my community. They are full size and free to download and print if you’d like to use them, too.

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PERIODT

slurpees out for alexei

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8. A song you loved when you were a little kid: skin and bones - the foo fighters

my dad used to play this song all the time and honestly it scared me a little. it always made me feel like someone was watching me but i constantly asked him to play it. it really is a beautiful song.

22. A song that motivates you to work/helps you focus: september - earth, wind & fire

idk why but this song gives me a secure feeling and makes me feel motivated to go out and do something. like i’ll be sitting on my bed listening to my playlist and this song will come on and i’ll be like “ok well i guess i’m cleaning my room now” lol

29. A song that cheers you up when you’re sad: hard times - paramore

this is just an overall feel good song. it has a happy vibe and instrumental, yet has some sad lyrics. the vibe it gives off cheered me up and the lyrics remind me that i have to bounce back.

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1. current favorite song: pool - paramore

i’ve been getting into paramore a lot more recently and i’ve fallen in love with after laughter. pool is my favorite song by far, i love the vibe it gives off !!

17. a song that make u want to slay ur enemies: desolation row - my chemical romance

idk why, but this song fills me with so much power ever time i hear it i just cannot explain it. like it makes me want to be batshit feral and punch god every. damn. time. without fail