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peter parker: hey captain carol look at this cool picture of me on this pride flag!
carol: wow that’s cool man
peter parker: yeah! i took it on the anniversary of gay marriage being legalized!
carol:
carol:
carol: the anniversary of WHAT BEING LEGALIZED
peter parker: gay m—-wait where are you going????
carol, flying out the window: LOUISIANA
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tony stark is the mitochondria of the mcu
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Fury to the Avengers: Alright, listen up, you little shits. Not you, Carol. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here.
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Murderous Blue Space Siblings™
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my big bro moved back to school yesterday… the victory period is SO SHORT
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me holding my pet up to a mirror: look it’s you :]
my pet:
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okay i have a loki question
how the fuck did odin sneak him into asgard?
like, heimdall saw that shit right? odin comes back through the bifrost and heimdall is just “…………….”
heimdall: that’s a baby
odin: yes! he’s my son! ………..loki. i’m going to dress him in green and black, because that worked great last time
or odin comes back and is trying to figure out, how to play it, and heimdall and frigga are just waiting for him and completely deadpan
frigga: ah, husband! you have returned from war in time to meet your newborn son. who i had. after being pregnant. secretly.
odin: what
frigga:
heimdall:
loki: *baby noises*
odin: right
honestly, i just need heimdall going up to frigga like “you won’t believe what your husband just did”
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*power goes out*
Thor and Carol in unison: don’t worry I got it!
Thor and Carol both glowing:
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dont look at my fucking boner when we fight
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thor, meeting any woman who could kick his ass with ease: :D
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