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Was feeling pretty good Saturday #selfie https://www.instagram.com/p/BzI0z4KA4jA/?igshid=1usdkallx5r5c

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Actually genuinenly enjoying my customer service job sometimes

Customer (calling from Ireland): “Yes hello, I would like to -”

Sheep in the background: *gentle baa*

Customer: “Uh, sorry, what I want to do is -”

Sheep: *slightly more insistent baa*

Customer: “No, not now! -cough- Excuse me. I have a reservation and -”

Sheep: *VERY LOUD ACCUSATORY BAA*

Customer: “Arnulf! Please be quiet, I am on the phone! … Sorry, I sincerely apologize on behalf of Arnulf.”

me: “I love and forgive him.”

Customer: “Don’t, he doesn’t deserve it. Anyway, I’m calling about -”

Arnulf: *small, very self-satisfied baa*

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Honda Civic SVCC Hatchback sb1

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A museum in Japan spends most of its day refusing entry to 2 cats trying to get in @bijutsu1 https://twitter.com/jiffington/status/1062471505496469504/video/1

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[soft awoo]

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Otter teaches human how to pet him.

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Felt good Saturday #shirt #tie #formal https://www.instagram.com/p/BqFLsv7AKqc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nwaap4yng22i

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the funniest glitch gif ive ever seen is that one of the onion knight standing on that rock waving then becoming the rock

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why don’t any of the wrestling men just bring a glock into the rink

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Back from first day of sales at work #shirtandtie

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For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

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Feeling good man #selfie

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aight fuckers I’m doing it I’m spending a full $4 to watch the first lotr movie, for the first time