Kids kill your imagination, put emotions on hold, Forget destructive notions about changing the world, You look so better in a crowd. You look better uninspired.We don't want to see you happy. We just want to see you smile. Dirktator Jane Blog
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Oh Im sure it acomplishes a little more than that.
by tracking our ip
???
even if that does actually work all that does is get me back there like a whole day later along with a stash of shitty spaghetti in a can that rocklondes been hanging onto
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You can't fault a girl for trying. Besides we have so much more to gain this time.
if that really worked then pretty sure you would have caught everyone a long time ago
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No not really. I'm keeping you online while someone more experienced with electronics tracks your IP.
yeah really cant lock up your friends down in the basement and play it off like its cool a hell of a lot of things going on there arent cool but the fuck if youd listen to me when i live there
are you listening now
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Really now?
not really kind of felt like i got hit by a train but you know what i did what had to be done
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Yes I'm sure you had a blast
nah all the fun decisions were in the buildup werent they
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We had a lot to think about afterwards. Not too many fun decisions to come to.
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Last night was a bit f a mess now, wasn't it?
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>Jane: Assist your Emperor
You look up slowly following the sound of dinner becoming something other than the pleasant exchange of conversation and appreciation for the culinary arts. In the literal blink of an eye both Strider's are on their feet and your table is minus one Lalonde. If by some chance you hadn't been perceptive enough to figure it out what had occurred, you had Dirk buzzing in your ear filling you in on what was about to occur. Shame. You really did like Dave.
You stand, making sure to place your silverware down neatly as not to risk cracking the fine china. You might have also been a little more prompt in your actions under other circumstances, but this was Dirk, and he didn't really need your help dispatching a rat.
Nonetheless your trident comes out, and you move around the table for- emotional support.
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Its a bit difficult for me to come off my communication device dear.
whatever this is what happens when we sit on our communication devices at dinner instead of juast actually asking someone to pass the ketchup
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The emotionless nature of tumblr never does get my intonation across correctly. I wasn't criticizing you. I was laughing at you.
i havent been able to stomach food all day
im hungry alright
get off my dick ice queen
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Dirk and I are going to have a conversation about getting you a job at some point.
and what good would that do me
just get me stuck with everyone else brownnosing around the palace here
anyways in this place being able to be tactless is a luxury and ill take it
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The theories have been confirmed. There is no winning with Dave.
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I'm not offended I just wish you had a little more tact.
im pretty sure even if i said it to his face he wouldnt give a shit why are you getting all offended
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Don't be rude.
pretty sure i just did myth busted
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I don't know if you can say someone is wrong for their opinion.
dirks wrong about a lot of things
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