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abyssias · 5 days ago
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I love you, Cicero
Cicero has lost the plot
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abyssias · 6 days ago
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God bless the Yuri gods for allowing ninakate to become a relatively popular(?) ship on tumblr.com
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abyssias · 13 days ago
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what kind of bear is chasing me please fast
You can identify various types of bear as follows:
Brown: Brown Bear
White: Polar Bear
Black and White: Panda Bear
Grey And Eating Eucalyptus: Koala Bear
Wearing Glasses: Spectacled Bear
Large and On Fire: Sun Bear
Chasing You Very Slowly: Sloth Bear
More Interested In Your Pic-a-nic Basket: Yogi Bear
Scary Looking: Grizzly Bear
Scary and Gross Looking: Grisly Bear
Scary, Gross, and Chewy Looking: Gristley Bear
Chases You Forever, Refuses to Give You Up: Rick-Astley Bear
Peruvian-British, Proper, Polite: Paddington Bear
Delicious: Gummy Bear
Please let us know later which bear it was that ate you.
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abyssias · 17 days ago
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Hey troy, any thoughts?
Never
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abyssias · 17 days ago
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how does it feel knowing
It is a burden
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abyssias · 18 days ago
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abyssias · 1 month ago
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Me when I realize you have to be social on social media
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abyssias · 1 month ago
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Google To Relist "Fascism" As "Happy Fun Party Time Thanks To President For Life Donald J. Trump Blessed Be His Name."
FIJMU News 1-28-25 by Apollo Redball
Shortly after the announcement that it would be obeying President Trump's idiotic nationalist order to call the Gulf of Mexico the "Gulf of America," Google has announced several more search term changes.
Not only will searches for fascism replace the word with "Happy Fun Party Time Thanks To President For Life Donald J. Trump Blessed Be His Name," but the following searches will also be altered against the user's will:
Freedom Of Religion -> Why Jesus Is Republican
Trump Civil Rights Violations -> How To Mind Your Own Business
Naziism -> Jewish Plot To Make Hitler Look Bad
Racism -> Why You Are Just Paranoid And Not At Risk
MAGA Covid Misinformation -> Vaccines Kill Millions Kittens Daily
Transphobia -> Why Holocaust Denying Has-Been YA Fantasy Authors Know Your Identity Better Than You
Political Ethics Reform -> New Discounts on Bread And/Or Circuses From Wal-Mart, Hobby Lobby And Amazon
Revisionist History In Schools -> Why Colonialism Is Silly Fun For The Whole Family
Trump Jan 6th Traitor Pardons -> National Heroes Set Free After Persecution By Satanic Baby-Eating Taylor Swift Fans
Child Concentration Camps -> Why Your Memory Of The News Is Worse Than It Really Was, And Camps Where You Can Be Re-Educated For The Glory Of The Nation
Abortion Rights -> (It just forwards your address to the cops)
Instagram Forcing People To Follow Trump -> Boots Are The New Lollipop!
Rage Against The Machine -> How To Report Neighbors to ICE
We Are So Fucked -> Cure Depression By Working For Amazon
Help -> Use Code "HeilMusk" For 5% off BetterHelp
Not to be outdone, the Bing search engine will continue to not function at all. With Google's AI results, extreme advertising priority and this new fascist shit, that is in fact genuinely better than Google.
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abyssias · 1 month ago
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Google To Relist "Fascism" As "Happy Fun Party Time Thanks To President For Life Donald J. Trump Blessed Be His Name."
FIJMU News 1-28-25 by Apollo Redball
Shortly after the announcement that it would be obeying President Trump's idiotic nationalist order to call the Gulf of Mexico the "Gulf of America," Google has announced several more search term changes.
Not only will searches for fascism replace the word with "Happy Fun Party Time Thanks To President For Life Donald J. Trump Blessed Be His Name," but the following searches will also be altered against the user's will:
Freedom Of Religion -> Why Jesus Is Republican
Trump Civil Rights Violations -> How To Mind Your Own Business
Naziism -> Jewish Plot To Make Hitler Look Bad
Racism -> Why You Are Just Paranoid And Not At Risk
MAGA Covid Misinformation -> Vaccines Kill Millions Kittens Daily
Transphobia -> Why Holocaust Denying Has-Been YA Fantasy Authors Know Your Identity Better Than You
Political Ethics Reform -> New Discounts on Bread And/Or Circuses From Wal-Mart, Hobby Lobby And Amazon
Revisionist History In Schools -> Why Colonialism Is Silly Fun For The Whole Family
Trump Jan 6th Traitor Pardons -> National Heroes Set Free After Persecution By Satanic Baby-Eating Taylor Swift Fans
Child Concentration Camps -> Why Your Memory Of The News Is Worse Than It Really Was, And Camps Where You Can Be Re-Educated For The Glory Of The Nation
Abortion Rights -> (It just forwards your address to the cops)
Instagram Forcing People To Follow Trump -> Boots Are The New Lollipop!
Rage Against The Machine -> How To Report Neighbors to ICE
We Are So Fucked -> Cure Depression By Working For Amazon
Help -> Use Code "HeilMusk" For 5% off BetterHelp
Not to be outdone, the Bing search engine will continue to not function at all. With Google's AI results, extreme advertising priority and this new fascist shit, that is in fact genuinely better than Google.
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abyssias · 1 month ago
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But I wanted to be captain
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abyssias · 2 months ago
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I HATE AI ART I HATE AI ART I HATE AI ART I HATE AI ART I HATE AI ART I HATE AI ART I HATE AI ART I HATE AI ART
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abyssias · 2 months ago
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oh you wanted T as in testosterone. i thought you meant T as in T-virus resident evil. well the good news is that you're still gonna transform at least
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abyssias · 2 months ago
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au where i successfully get all my friends to watch the full series
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abyssias · 2 months ago
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YIPPIE
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Slender the Arrival art rah :3
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abyssias · 3 months ago
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me when
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abyssias · 3 months ago
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“I’m a Demi girl!” “I’m a Demi boy!” “I’m a trans guy!” I’m a trans girl!” Okay??? I’m Slenderman??? Collect my pages???
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abyssias · 3 months ago
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If Silent Hill Characters Smoked
James:
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That's it that's the post
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