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How did I forget these books until now? What the fuck

I don’t think I’ve read a book with more Canadian jokes than this one

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My absolutely horrible monstrosities are built time to figure out how to paint them

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I'm building another one cuz why the fuck not

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I finally actually finished putting this monstrosity together

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I feel like not enough people outside of the Warhammer fandom know about the Sassy Nurgling

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I feel like Trazyn would have a collection of furbys and would be absolutely convinced they are in fact early forms of demon engines. After all How could they not be? They work without batteries and often sound demonic.

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something I like about Warhammer is how it crams all these standard tropes into a blender with the most batshit ideas possible and then hits puree. Oh you like Jesus? You like a little Jesus archetype in your stories? Well we got you some Jesus. We got SPACE VAMPIRE ANGEL JESUS up in this bitch. Yeah, he’s super pretty and angsty and has a teardrop tattoo and everybody loves him! That’s right, motherfucker, we read all the embarrassing Wattpad fanfiction you wrote about your self-insert when you were thirteen, and we stole ALL your ideas and turned them into a viable character! Who is SPACE JESUS! How do you like them apples, motherfucker!

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This will be an abhorrent, Frankensteined, heap of bullshit and it will be beautiful

180 dollars for a knight? Fuck you I'll build my own!

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180 dollars for a knight? Fuck you I'll build my own!

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Me: I don't hyper focus to a point that it causes monetary issues!

Also me: *spends over $2000 on warhammer 40k*

(The over $2000 in question)

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Puki with the raw ass lines, goddamn bro

i’m in hawaii rn where do i find that really tall single drop waterfall

U wanna go to the north east side of the main Hawaii island where there are steep cliffs - they do helicopter tours of these massive waterfalls and it’s supposed to be otherworldly! But u must make sure they offer rides - i am not sure how often they do and I know the region itself is not accessible to tourists! Good luck if u take the tour send me images

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Baby's just kind of exist don't they.

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There's like 2 or three of those shitty trucks in my town, I live in nebraska, why tf are you in fucking nebraska driving that thing

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I would wear that exact shirt and shorts, I'm NB now and thinking about starting to transition...