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mama protect her cinnamon roll baby ＼(･ω･｀)

inspired by  :  http://ayedah.tumblr.com/post/148740714947/its-joke

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Just saying

Pidge is my waifu

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Random heathers ideas I have

^ Jd gets a cat to coop with the loss of Veronica ^ Veronica is ok with blowing up the school and stays with Jd, they on the run tho ^ After killing Kurt and Ram Veronica buys a 7-11 to stay with Jd ++++ wtf are my ideas++++ ^After ment to be yours Veronica tells Jd she would stay with him if they didn’t blow up the school **** they consult Jds dad aka Jds son, tells him about the bomb because his dad thought of the idea. ***** still buys 7-11 and commit more murder ^ Ram and Kurt are narrators for the musical and the idea above ^Ram and Kurt still live and are gay ^ Heather duke dies instead Heather Chandler

^ Veronica stays with Jd no matter what and they stay with the school when it blows up just don’t die ^ Jd and Veronica are childhood friends ^ Jd can control time and goes back to fix everything and not kill Kurt and Ram just heather heather ^ Kurt and Ram are in a poly relationship with Heather m ^ heather m is with Heather c and duke is forever alone ************ jd and veronica are together Kurt and Ram are together ************* jd veronica heather c and m all raise a cat together ##### no one dies but jd is depressed sorta au sorry T^T &&&&&&&&&& hamilton and heathers jd veronica burr and laurens are called the sons of slushies… group thing I made to say the people I like to draw ANYONE MAKE THIS AN AU it hints at burrens but lams is cannon… Veronica joined so jd wasn’t lonely with no one else from heathers ~mun cherry

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This Fandom has too much time on our hands.

Play this masterpiece at my funeral 

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Can I Just Say

That Pidge's hair is fuckign thicc.

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Headcannon Request By Anon

Everyone on the ship had been up for 48 hours straight. Why? I don’t know. But that’s our storyline. Everyoe has a GIF to sum them up, except for Keith, since I combined his with Lance’s, and I couldn’t find a tired emo alien GIF. Whoops.

Pidgeotto

-Ha. 48? More like 76 hours straight, give or take. 48 is nothing. 

-They stay up really late all the time for projects. They don’t just sleep in the middle of a project. They commit.

-Pidge is ruthless when it comes to sleeping and eating. 

-If they aren’t dying, they don’t need it.

-So GR U M P Y

-Ready to bite somebody’s head off, probably. My lil’ Pidgeon needs thier rest to be a hap hap smol birb. Otherwise they grump grump smol birb. And grump grump isn’t good.

-Many nights have gone by where Pidge went missing, only to be found sleeping in a weird position, presumably because they fell asleep working on a project, so not much is different for Pidge. Insomnia is the usual. and after they locked Pidge in their room to make them sleep, too.

-Everything is the same except they make a lot less references to a lot less memes, and they are much less patient to anyone who asks a ‘dumb’ question. Tired Pidge doesn’t have time for dumb plebs like the other Paladins. They just wanna fight tbh

-This smol child is ready to fight

Lance and the Space Gay

-I understand everything now. Should you be able to hear colors like this normally?

-Lack of sleep definitely effected Lance’s ability to think logically.

-Klance factor up 60%, peace and quiet down by 40%.

-Arguments every three seconds, which they immediately forget the cause of.

-Lance has some serious insom-nom-nom-nia. He eats food when he’s tired. At hours 27 and 39, Hunk and Pidge found him shoving ridiculous amounts of space goo into his mouth when they went to the galley. They just backed away slowly and left him.

-Keith, like Pidge, has dealt with his fair share of insomnia, so he’s not very fazed, even towards the end of those 48 hours when everyone goes to bed. He does find it funny how everyone else seems to have issues with staying up so much, though. Unlike everyone else, Keith stays up after the 48 hours are over, to ‘Keep Watch.’ Until Lance dragged him to bed with him, that is.

-The next morning, Lance is not happy he had to stay up, and Keith loves it.

Space Queen

-She’s completely out of it by the 29th hour. She just sits and starts playing with the water coming out of a faucet? 

How tf did she even find a faucet they’re in space wtf

-Honestly, the laws of psychics stopped applying to her at around hour 30, there’s nothing we can do.

Hunk

-He’s too sweet. He only really lost a lot of his energetic amazingness? He was still nice and amazing down to hour 48, although he did get a lot quieter. I’m betting he was the only one allowed to take a nap. Because nobody wants to see that sweetheart cry.... right?

-He was kind of the caretaker because of all that.

-At least, he was, until he saw Lance mauling the poor innocent Space Goo.

-Then he was just the really supportive friend!

-After the whole ordeal, everyone congratulated him on being so strong and resilient.... he couldn’t stop blushing.

Someone please take this smol child away from me before I get asked to write angst.... he doesn’t deserve that/.

Space Dad(dy)

-(INTERNAL SCREAMING)

-He needs his sleep, okay? This is not nice. Not at all. He still managed to make it seem like he was fine though, by some miracle, at least until around hour 43. That’s when things started to take a toll, and he finally..... referenced a meme. In front of Pidge and Lance. Of course they probably wont remember it.... 

-He tried so hard to convince them he didn’t like memes or the internet.... he done fucked up so bad.

-He had to hide in the Black Lion for over 5 hours. Until Allura took a wrong turn on the way to her room and ended up napping face down on the floor of the hangar. So he had to get out and put her in her room. 

-Space Dad did get a well deserved rest after all of that, though. and it was only around 13 hours of straight sleep, by some miracle. everyone else slept at least 20 hours.

-He is not amused by how utterly out of it everyone else was, though.

Coran

-He’s fine, he stayed up for multiple days at a time all the time while Altea was... still... around...

-Besides, he had a ton of old concoctions to keep the mind sharp while staying up late! That he forgot to tell the rest of the Paladins about...

Every class I’m in currently has some sort of project/test due soon. I’ve started work on two or three. Help me. Why did I include Coran? I dunno. I liked that GIF. So I added him so I could use it.

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DAN IS FRIGGING GREAT MATE

Mun cherry

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Headcannon

That Shiro wanted to paint his lion’s eyes so that when formed, Voltron would have eyeliner like his.

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Wanna write what everyone would be like after 48 straight of no sleep at all?? Insomnia will come for us all....

Um? Okay, haha. I’ll get right on it. That WAS for Voltron... right? Oh well. It is now.

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Since winter is drawing to a close, (At least where me and Cherry live.) I figured I could have people send in a ship from Voltron and I’d answer what I thought for each of these questions as a way to say goodbye to winter! Fyre, out!

Winter OTP Questions

Here are some winter-related questions about your OTP! Enjoy!

1: Who makes the other hot chocolate?

2: Who knits the other a seasonal sweater?

3: Who’s family hosts a bigger holiday gathering? What’s the gathering like for your OTP?

4: How would your OTP react to having a snow day?

5: Who offers the other one their jacket?

6: Who makes a snowman that looks like the other member of your OTP, or do they both do this?

7: Does your OTP ever have snowball fights?

8: What gifts would they get each other for the holidays?

9: How do they spend their winter holiday? Do they even celebrate the same holiday?

10: What sort of seasonal treats does your OTP like to eat?

11: How do they spend New Year’s Eve?

12: Who initiates the New Year’s kiss?

13: Who tries to get a secret gift for the other one for Valentine’s Day?

14: Would your OTP take a walk together in the snow?

15: Which one gets more excited over the first snow of winter?

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It’s That Time Again!

It’s that time of the day again.... our ask box thirsts for more..... 

FEED IT....

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The Paladins’ Least Favorite Foods!

I don’t really have anything to say ahead of time, other than the fact that I’m 90% someone’s going to be upset because I used a food that they personally like as a least favorite food. So, yeah, my apologies if you’re offended. Also, I’m up late and my cat is wigging tf out next to me? ?????? Fair warning, any spoilers have strikethrough, soooo..;;;

Queen Lance

-This man H A T E S spicy food.

-It’s not that he can’t handle it.

-But it is.

-Anything mildly spicy is usually okay, but when the spice gets too extreme he usually has tears in his eyes within seconds.

-Keith once made them have a competition to see who could eat the most spicy food without crying. It’s dubbed as ‘The Day Of Spice’ because Pidge went on a rampage, dumping red chili flakes in all of the space goo they could find. Lance hid in his room for weeks. 

-Someone please help this smol cinnamon roll child.

Our Lovely Edgelord Keith

-He despises kiwi.

-Literally anything else is fine, including all other weird/exotic fruits. 

-But once you cross that line into kiwi dog shit in fruit form? There’s no going back; you’ve betrayed his trust. 

-He refuses to explain why he hates them so much. At all. The only thing the other paladins have managed to figure out is that he actually doesn’t mind it when cold/frozen? Keith my weird orphan bby oke bye betch

-He’s an edgelord, what did you expect? He doesn’t need a reason to hate kiwi. or love someone *Cough Lance Cough*

-Allura yelled at him for hating on kiwi;;; she thought he was talking about a race of people.

Memelord Pidge

-They hate peanuts.Why? Peanuts are too dry.

-Honestly though, give this little Pidgeot some peanuts when they ask for a snack and they will friggin’ Wing Attack your eyes out.

-.They love M&Ms.

-They hate peanuts.

-Peanut M&Ms make them want to commit seppuku.

-”M&Ms should not be like ogres! They do not need layers!” - Direct quote from Pidge when they saw them in space for the first time.

-It was only made worse when it turned out that those were the only M&Ms available out in space. 

-Pidge cried.

-It was an experience.

-Someone give her a peanut butter cookie already sheesh.

Big Ol’ Hunk O’ Love

-He doesn’t really have a least favorite, it’s more like a food he enjoys less than others? I know that last line didn’t make sense fight me

-He’s not a big fan of lavender gum. He thinks it tastes like grass. I can relate tbh

-Lance wanted to prank him once by switching all of his gum for lavender flavored stuff. Hunk knew immediately but didn’t even mention it. Lance is still very confused about that.

-Dis boi is too nice and pure. Save him. Protect him.

Space Dad(dy)

-This man went into space, got kidnapped by a crazy tyrannical nation, forced to fight in an arena and take innocent lives, and was experimented on for a year until escaping to a place with goo substituting for food.

-And he still refuses to eat shrimp.

-He says they taste like fish flakes.

-Pidge agrees.

-The other paladins are curious as to how they know this information. Possibly a Holt family thing??? ???

-Anyway, Shiro’s shrimp issues were finally solved when he became the Black Paladin! And disappeared, presumably dead, but you know, I’m not salty or anything

-Now he only has to eat space goo on a regular basis! Or whatever hellish concoction Coran came up with recently

Space Mom and Space Nigel Thornberry *Allura and Coran

-Rip me.

-I dunno wtf they ate in their spare time to decide what they disliked?

-Don’t they eat space goo?

-Their least favorite is the squishy space goo.

-There. I’m done. I did it.

-Freedom at last

Notes

I’m sorry.

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Mun Fyre Lives

Yep. I’m still alive. I’ve just been writing a lot. For various things. Fun Fact! Anyone who knows Mun Cherry knows that I rub their cheekbones for good luck. Why? Their cheekbones. Are amazing. Also, I just read an entire book that’s around 500 pages in roughly 12 hours;;;;; I swear I keep seeing letters in that damned font floating around me. I was reading that book for leisure. Wtf is wrong with me, I think I need to learn to chill out. A lot. It’s late as I’m writing this. I wonder if where my cat is? I can’t sleep without her.... she’s like a pillow pet for me. But alive. And less squishy.

Please Note: I just wrote and queued this as I finished up the food headcannon for the paladins, so try to keep that in mind. OOOAH MY CATS HERE BYE LOSERS I CAN SLEEP NOW, SEE Y’ALL IN KLANCE AMV BULLSHIT HELL.

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Paladin Pickup Lines!

Before you say anything it took me 20 mins to come up with that title so you stfu about cheesiness, aight? A headcannon of all of the paladins (And the Alteans) best pickup lines. Also language warning. I apologize in advance for anyone who wanted serious pickup lines from Pidge, but yknow.

Lance

-Of course he’s first, why not? -This boi.

-Every damn cheesy pickup line ever.

-It’s so sweet and dirty and the same time. You’ll be torn between blushing and slapping him.

-Every

-Damn

-Time

-Most notable three pickup lines?

-”Do you need a glass of water? Cause baby, that ass is on fire!” He tried it on Keith. Things happened. No more explanation needed.

- “Those clothes are nice, but they’d look better on my bedroom floor.” Keith: I don’t get it. Lance: ¯\_ಠ╭╮ಠ_/¯ Bro.

- “Who stole the stars and put them in your eye(s)?” This one made Keith blush. A lot.

-He sometimes has troubles figuring out who isn’t taken, but that never stops him. He has an incredible radar for age and sexuality though, it’s scary~

Keith

-He tried. Not really, but you get the gist of it. 

-Purposely fucks them up, probably.

-It’s canon that he’s a genius, so I wouldn’t be surprised.

-Honestly, he just changes them to more mothman-ified or gory version every damn time to scare off whoever Lance made Keith’s target that day.

-He succeeded(s) every time.

-Until the fateful Coran incident, that is.

-Somehow he always knows who’s old enough for him to be flirting with and who’s taken. It’s scary. 

-He tends to use more goofy ones, less cheesy, more funny?

-Most notably uses, “Do you need a glass of blood? wonk wonk”, “I love you almost as a much as mothman. Like a three out of a possible five.” and “Hey Lance.” Yeah, I ship it fite me  

-Another funny one is when Lance tried to help him ‘learn’ to properly flirt. Keith: “Hey, cutie, are you a tall glass of-” looks at Lance over the shoulder of potential date, to see him gesticulating wildly, like so. (づಠ╭╮ಠ)づ “-vinaigrette?” Lance: ლ(ಠᨎಠლ)

-Honestly, Keith just thinks it’s cute when Lance tries to help him. That’s all.

Allura

-Dis chick.

-You think she’d be outta the loop after ten thousand years

-But nope.

-Pickup lines are FIRE.

-They are the reason pickup lines are still worth using.

-Her pickup lines are that good.

-Like she’ll tie someone’s shoes and tell them “I don’t want you falling for anyone but me.”

-”Wow, and here I was thinking I had already seen the most beautiful sights in the galaxy.” 

-Or “Wow, I thought I had seen every star in our galaxy, but I guess I missed you the first time around” Just a romantic little suave cornball. Lance would be weeping in his grave if he were dead.

-She will use these pickup lines on anyone she finds attractive that is confirmed to be single and old enough to be legal. Our girl aint a pedophile.(Actually that rule applies to everyone, just keep that in mind for the rest, alright?) BI AF, tbh. Alteans would just form relationships with whomever they found attractive, gender aside, probably.

-This girl is good at pickup lines. Not much else to add.

Pidge/Katie Holt

-Oh. Every bad Kabe Don meme ever. Including the one below, that’s been used multiple times. Always on Keith, because HEIGHT IS A THING YO.

-Actual pickup lines are questionable at best. “I’m underage, Fuckass.”, “I’m not legal, but you are kind of cute.”, and “Stop shipping me with an adult fuckheads.” “My love for Harambe is better than this shit. And he’s a dead meme.” “I am ten years younger than Shiro whaT ThE HELL?!” “Your face is slightly less annoying than Lance’s.” “My older brother and dad are in the military, fuck off.”

-Honestly, their game is weak.

-Most people actually think they’re cute when they do this though, kind of a Gap Moe because of their language and appearance? Space Dad has had some incidents where he had to intervene with someone a little too insistent about Pidge really being legal, which they aren’t... in the end things were fine and Shiro and Pidge ended up bonding over it, so it wasn’t so bad.

-A meme in life, a meme in death, a meme in love. Matt would be proud.

Hunk

-The puns. They are disgusting. Mostly baker-food themed, disgusting lovey dovey puns. All the time. 

-”Is your dad a baker? Because you are pretty sweet!~,<3″ How’d he say <3? The world will never know...

-He finds all the food themed pickup lines he can and changes them to be nicer. All the time.

-A giant fluffbutt. Just super nice. Refuses to swear at all in them. And never uses pickup lines on anyone who looks remotely young or like they could be taken. Almost never uses his lines tbh

-”Are you a magician? Because everyone else disappears when I see you!”

-This man will bake you anything if he likes you. ANYTHING.

Shiro

-T H I S MAN Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

-He usually doesn’t use pickup lines, but when he does, it puts Allura to shame.

-He is a pro at having a good pickup line for any damn situation.

-It’s fucking s c a r y

-Oh your care broke down? -Insert mechanic pickup line?-

-And the transition is always flawless too. 

-If he thinks you’re attractive and knows you’re legal, he will not stop until you are a stuttering, blushing mess.

-”I used to think my favorite constellation was Orion, but I think I just found my new favorite in your eyes.”

-”I used to think beauty wasn’t real. Then I saw you.” -These, but like 10x smoother. Seriously. And he doesn’t discriminate. He will use pickup lines like that on anyone he thinks has a nice personality. Haggar’s just jealous of Allura, obvi

-He and Matt used to practice together all the time, Shiro really didn’t need the practice, not that Matt would have told him.

Coran

-Wtf

-This man is literally space Nigel Thornberry

-What do you think he’s gonna do?

-In all honesty, he never uses pickup lines

-He’ll just offer to share his weird hair growth products or whatever. 

-That’s all.

-Seriously.

-Okay, I lied.

-He will call you smashing. 

-But that’s it. 

-He has absolutely no flirtation ability at all.

-Whatsoever.

Kaltenecker

-Yeah. I made my fav character the special guest. Don’t judge.

-”Are you my weird hovering platform thing? Because you MOOO-ve me in a way like no other.” -That’s it.

-He is a literal cow.

-What more did you want.

Notes

So, first off, credits to my friend for helping me, sort of even though her help was just making me procrastinate. Second off, I stayed up way too late to write this, woooo~ As a little update, I’ll be working on the food one tomorrow/this morning when I’m not tired and cranky. Cause I really just want to sleep now. -Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this monstrosity! -Mun Fyre

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Veronica: so the worlds unfair, keep it locked out there

JD: I can't you broke my window lock

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I FOUND IT FINALLY

Hey, Mr. No-Name-Kid, so who might you be?