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already got a blazed marvel post. the adpocalypse is closer than we think so heres your daily PSA

don't interact with corporate tumblr accounts

yes even to dunk on them. i don't care if you have the sickest burn of the century lined up, don't even give them the time of day

the eventual and inevitable fall of twitter marks a change in the advertising industry, and tumblr is unclaimed territory. if we want tumblr to remain the social media bastion it has become, it needs to remain as unappealing to corporations as possible. do not engage. in a marketing strategist's eyes, any kind of attention is good attention. don't "silence, brand" them. don't kungpowpenis them. don't send them hate anons. don't hate-follow them. corporate tumblrs are not a single entity and they will not be harassed off this site. we only have a shot at repelling them because of tumblr's lack of an algorithm. so turn off recommended posts on your dashboard, put it chronological order, and install an adblocker. if you don't seek out these blazed posts and actively ignore them when they happen upon you, the corporations will starve. in this case, the best kind of protest is a silent one

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Fuck your hogwarts house, what school of magic are you

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Ravenclaw: wow I should really start this project that’s due tomorrow

Ravenclaw: or I could simply not

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Gryffindor: I think it’s very smart of me to do something without preparing for it

Ravenclaw: no preparation?? No research?? No obsessing and agonizing over it?? How do you live

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“If I want to disappear for weeks without any reason that’s nobody’s business but my own.”

-Ravenclaw

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Ravenclaw: have you ever considered-

Gryffindor: not once in my life, no

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Hufflepuff: what’s the most useful word you’ve ever learned?

Slytherin: suffer

Gryffindor: chill

Ravenclaw: supercalifragilisticexpealidocious

Hufflepuff: you just said the first long word you thought of, didn’t you

Ravenclaw: perhaps.

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“Wow, too bad I’m afraid of all the things I think are cool.”

-Ravenclaw, who is both fascinated and terrified of space

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Ravenclaw: just the other day we got tickets to see-

Hufflepuff: that was three years ago

Ravenclaw: yeah, the other day

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Ravenclaw: useful skills are so cool. Glad I have one

Gryffindor: answering riddles isn’t a useful skill

Ravenclaw: I thought you valued sneaking in and out of dormitories

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Slytherin: great, now explain your thought process

Ravenclaw: my what

Slytherin: how did you get that answer

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: yeah I don’t know

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Slytherin: hey can I get some help with this essay

Gryffindor: yeah, what-

Ravenclaw: no

Slytherin:

Gryffindor:

Ravenclaw: I’m helping. I’m the smart one so this is my job

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Ravenclaw: I can’t believe it. I’ve run out of things to do

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: I’ll just do all the things again I guess

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“Whatever.”

-Ravenclaw, when asked what they’d like to be called

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“Forgot to check my list of reminders, so I forgot everything that I was supposed to do today”

-Ravenclaw

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Hufflepuff: so if aliens are real-

Ravenclaw: they are

Hufflepuff:

Hufflepuff: do you know something we don’t?

Ravenclaw: I’ve said too much

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Ravenclaw: it feels like no matter how much I do, I can never finish my to-do list!

Slytherin: yeah that’s because you add something to it whenever you finish something